Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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He should demand that all – Well, laps, push-ups. Everybody runs laps. Burpees. We're bringing in Tyson Bajan. Guys, turn the team over to Tyson Bajan.
Let's go, guys. Burpees. One-mile burpee bra jump. Hour and seven minutes. Let's go. Burpee, brawl job. Burpee, brawl job. One mile.
Wait, can it be his dad? And he's just like making them do callous things.
It's Mr. Bajent and Tyson are here to whip the Cubs into shape.
Mr. Bajent. And there is Daddy Bajent, the arm wrestling king.
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Chapter 2: What should the Cubs do to address their losing streak?
He's an electric cat.
I love this idea. Guys, we've brought in a new coach. We're going to arm wrestle all your asses. First of all, I've
ever done this before no perfect i'll take over from here i can actually keep this if you don't mind that's what we're gonna do like a bad episode of a saved by the bell type of sitcom Listen, the rest of these people, they've been calling me Travis. You can call me Daddy.
Yes, sir. Michael Bush coming up to the plate. He's just exhausted and sweating from all the burpees.
It's not even his fault. Some aggregator is going to get a hold of this, and we are going to have some hell to pay.
I'm just trying to get a good pitch to hit and drive a baseball. Left it a little over the middle of the plate. I was too busy grinding my absolute face off. Layla Rahimi, Marshall Harris, Mark Grody. Middays 10 a.m. to 2 on Chicago Sports Radio 104.3 The Score.
You okay, kid?
Man, between that and Abner Rebay's triple chop, I don't know what's going on today.
It's going on. The burpees didn't work. Now what?
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Chapter 3: How does Jordan Wicks perform in his return?
He's very calm.
He is very calm. You're right. And he's... That's needed around here.
The Cubs lost on Pat Hughes' birthday.
And Marshall Harris' birthday.
No, no, wait. Today's Pat Hughes' birthday. Oh, God.
Oh, wait. Marshall and Pat Hughes have the same birthday? Have the same birthday. That's awesome.
Isn't it? It's very fabulous. When'd you get in? Don't lose on Pat Hughes' birthday, Cubs. You lose some weight. And then poor Jordan Wicks is taking the responsibility and carrying the weight of the world, and he just got here.
Poor Jordan Wicks.
He didn't even go here.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the Cubs' current performance?
As if you just need that, because what do you need to know in a 12-1 loss?
Rispy.
One for 13.
Jesus. Is that the worst of all of the games?
No, because they had a 2-for-15-er against the Sox.
They had that 0-for-9-er against the first game of the Astros series. Left 11 on, 0-for-9 with runners in scoring position.
There was a Rangers game, too. The 6-0 Rangers loss. I feel like that was also very failed, rispy. And again, for me, it's not the you're facing 2021 edition of Jacob DeGrom. Like, that's not the loss that bothered me. That will happen in life.
It's an Ashcraft.
It's the six to nothing before that. And then it's the mess you've gotten yourselves into. And it's the sweep by two teams at home.
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Chapter 5: What insights are shared about Caleb Williams and his social media presence?
Did you see Ray? This is important. Did you see Caleb Williams posted Drake in an Iceman tweet? And I'm like...
He has been showing a lot of love to that Iceman album and the other releases. He's been posting and using a lot of Drake songs on Instagram.
But does he not know that Drake wore a Packers jacket?
I don't know if he does. I'm sure he does because he's omnipresent online. I'm sure Caleb has to know.
I don't know, man. I might need a ruling on that, too.
Now the whole team's here.
Speaking of that, at some point it was bound to happen.
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Chapter 6: How does the Cubs' losing streak compare to past records?
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the Cubs' current performance on their season?
Yep. I got five. It's time for 5 on it. Raheem Harrison-Roney. Bring you five topics on their minds today. On 104.3 The Score. Number one.
According to 104.3, the score is Bruce Levine. The Cubs had both an 11 and a 12 game losing streak in their brutal 2021 season. The Northsiders reached their single season loss record of 14 games to begin the 1997 season.
Chapter 8: What are the prospects for the Cubs moving forward in the season?
Will the Cubs reach any of these high water marks during this current losing streak that is at 10 games? Are we in danger of seeing them surpass the single season loss record of 14 games?
So not to be that girl, but I have to. Are they high watermarks?
Low watermarks, whatever. Whatever you want to call it. Maybe I can't think of any. Skid marks. More like skid marks. Maybe my brain for adjectives is suffering because I'm suffering through bad baseball. Go, Ray. Go. Don't stop now, boys.
You know what? I can't believe I'm saying this. It ends today.
I like that.
It's Marshall's birthday. It's Pat Hughes's birthday. Jamison Tyone is facing his former team. And I don't necessarily know that that matters because he's been giving up some home runs. But I just, this has got to stop. Or I don't know. Or else. And then I shake my hand at a cloud. That's where we are, though. And then tomorrow we're like, okay.
There's no logical explanation for any of it. So it is just.
Oh, there is. And that logical explanation was you should never let go of Kyle Schwarmer. Okay. Yeah, I said it. Layla, give me one person who makes the lineup make sense that the Cubs used to have. Ta-da.
This is the worst release since Hideki Urabu on Seinfeld.
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