Chapter 1: What sports events are being celebrated in this episode?
Hey, listen, if the Canes win tonight and the Bears win on Saturday, I think I'm going to pop the top on one of them, man. So, Marshall, just stay in your DMs. I'll let you know where we're going to be at. I like that. I like that. You knew Jarrett was getting ready because to throw out the phrase DMs and realize that he might have to open up a bottle of Pappy.
Just queue up the two live crew and let's get this thing started. Not the two live crew. No, absolutely the two live crew. I'm going to be one of those people telling the kids they didn't go hard enough in their lives. I mean, considering Jarrett's relationship with Uncle Luke. Yes. 2001 Miami. Greatest team of all time. Ever.
In every possible sense of the word, except for actually winning the title game.
Chapter 2: How does the conversation shift to music references?
But considering Jared's recruitment and hanging with Uncle Luke, if they win tonight, there are going to be a lot of Canes out there acting like Michael Irvin. Listen, I prefer the seventh floor crew. That's always been my favorite rap band. They had that one hit. Speaking of the U. Mic drop. Speaking of the U. Mic drop. Thanks to our crew. Tyler Biederbaugh with a fantastic open per usual.
The ninth floor crew. That's right. You guys can make up your own lyrics. Ray Diaz helping out as well. Alex Kuhn is standing there, so he gets a thank you. Tyler Ferengel helped chop up tape for us, so he gets a thank you. That's all it takes, huh? I like to give people credit. They help out. We're tapestry, guys. Over there in the boy-quarium, just swimming around, doing their thing.
We're threads in a tapestry. That's a Dan McNeil-ism. It's a Steve Dahl-ism. Oh, it goes back to Dahl. But he took it, and then I like it, too. Yeah, it's good. Because if you look over there, they're behind the glass. Oh, do I get it? I can't really say that, because it makes me look like a villain. That's why everyone thinks Alex is, like, 20 years old. Is he not? Everybody does think that.
Alex is a shapeshifter. He could be 20, he could be 40. I do call him young Alex. Alex, he made a mistake today. He started an anecdote with, hey guys, here's a funny story. And me and Danny were like, oh, there's... There's no chance it is now.
Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes are shared about trade value?
You can't do that. It's a bad preface, young man. You're setting yourself up. I know. We gave him the business. It's fine. And then he recovered and he told us a story. You know what? It was funny. It was a good story. He's just a baby. Thank you also to Connor O'Donnell, Cody Westerlin, Jacob Stutz, Max Curtis. Thanks to our guests. We had Chris Sims.
We had Jarrett Payton, Mark Grody, and Lou Kanellis helping us out. And I have a public service announcement. Are you a local business owner or an employee? How would you like to have your commercial air during Super Bowl 60 right here on The Score? Here is your chance.
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And I would just like to pause right there and remind people, Layla, that, you know, in the past couple years when we've done this, there hasn't been a chance at all that a team from Chicago might be playing in that game. Oh, that's a good point. There is a chance of that being the case and that game would be heard right here on the score.
Every time you say it, internally I'm thinking, are there any broadcast rules or limitations? As long as we say Chicago. Yeah. Also, I would like to pause and take this time for one of you to say Westwood won in the appropriate voice. Westwood won. Hell yeah. And new this year, you can win a live broadcast for your brand.
Log on to 670thescore.com slash contest to enter now and learn more details. Deadline to enter is January 18th. Score Big for your business is sponsored by People's Bank, where better banking keeps moving forward. Member FDIC. Here's Scott Graham. Every time you do that voice, though, it also makes me want to watch a Transformers animated short. It also takes one day off of my career.
Because you can't go down there and stay too long. You're going to be a sick day. I'm not going to hit the Michael McDonald stuff on Doobie Brothers night. If I do that, that's why I let you do it. Yeah, let me be in charge of that so that you can do all that stuff. I'm going to let Lawrence take care of that. Sounds like you two together have the octave ranges and all.
I think we got most things covered. There's some singing that we have done together live. We've never recorded, though. We should record something. I would be too nervous to record something. No, you wouldn't. You'd be fine. Tell you what, if the Bears make the Super Bowl, superb owl, excuse me, we will record something. Let's do a parody song. Okay. Yes, they're back. Time to bring them back.
Only if they make the Super Bowl, though. That's not fair. Danny's even coming to town. Why don't you just get on the bike with him when he's here? He is coming to town. Danny Claus is coming to town. You're not thrilled about that? He's making a mush, checking it twice. There it is. That's the song. There it is. That's the one we're going to record.
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Chapter 4: What insights are provided about family dynamics and trade value?
It's the holiday season. The 6th is too late for Happy New Year. We're done with that. No. MLK weekend?
yes yes i think mlq i think after mlq that's like you can't say happy new year anymore yeah because that's like the big break like you're doing regular stuff after the new year and then all right we've had a break that's done we're through the first holiday weekend a couple years ago where we took a picture and wish people happy new year on twitter like in february
I think the 6th or the 7th is about the extent, because by then you've pretty much seen everybody that you maybe weren't seeing during the holiday season. And then you say, Happy New Year, Merry New Year, whatever. It's a nice add-in. It's a nice extra side. And it does express some love. So listen, I need to get your guys' thoughts on something.
Yesterday I was explaining the concept of trade value to my son and my wife because Nico Horner had come up. Oh, not to AK? No. Oh, yeah. It's good, though. I should call him up and share that as well. But my wife immediately said, I think I have the most trade value in this house. Her. That she had the most trade value. But the future with your son. That's what I'm saying. That's right.
Like, take out me. Like, my trade value. You know, white guy in his 50s. Nobody's that. You know, but I'm fun to be with. Like, there's something there. No, no. I mean, you're a veteran. Talk show guy. Performer. Singer dude. Whatever. You've got all those things. But she's an attractive woman. Yeah. An attractive Latina. An attractive Latina who can run a household, bring structure.
She's a good leader. She said she's a good teammate. She's a better teammate than me. I had to accept that. Speaks, you are in a long line of score guys that has outkicked their coverage. Right, right. I understand. And other score hosts hanging out with them. Right, yes, she does.
But the thing is about, we already know that Christine's trade value is really, I'm not saying higher than yours, but we already know from people who aren't us that if Christine was on the open market... That's true, actually, yes. We know some people that would scooper right the hell up. We know people that would offer 10-year deals... For $300 million. Are we going back to his apartment?
The front door guy? Is that what we're talking about? They would go above the competitive balance tax. It's not just the front door guy. Now that is a pick-up line. I'm not even kidding. If some guy said to me I would go over the competitive balance tax, I'd be like, yo. It's a luxury tax. Christine is the friend of the community. People out there would think about hitting on Layla.
If you use that line, I would go above the first apron. Second apron. The sack and apron. No, you wouldn't. Not the second apron. Let's not get crazy here, okay? Let's not. I would say championship that year. The 13-year-old boy. Get to know me first. The 13-year-old boy's trade value in my house, his whole life is ahead of him. You have no idea what he could become.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts compare trade value in personal relationships?
I don't think. I've got the Bears injury report. Okay, good. This is important. Hold on. This is not a simulation off a walkthrough. We've already had two days. Is this the last injury report of the week? I've got something exciting on the Bears injury report. I have guesses, but this is an important... I know the not exciting portion of that injury report. ...is an important one. What you got?
All the guys with concussions did not practice, and they are now designated out. So that would be C.J. Gardner-Johnson and Joe Tryon-Shoyinko. And Amin. And Amin Agbamiga. Kyler Gordon was a full participant in practice. Let's go! But he's only questionable. He's listed as questionable. Same thing for Braxton Jones, who's had three full practices, and he is listed as questionable.
Everyone else that was on the injury report was a full participant. Bam! No designation. So Grady, Jared, who was out of practice because of old. Jalen Jones with an ankle. He's back. Nick McCloud is back. DJ Moore is fine. Rome Adunze, full practice, no designation. He's playing on Saturday. Ozzy Trapillo. Full participation. No designation. He should be available. Jaday Walker.
Full participation after being sick the last week and a half or so. Full participation. No designation. He will be available. Man, let's just applaud the fact that we got a mostly healthy team with a fair shake. With a fair chance. A real chance. You got it or not. You got a home game against the Packers in the freaking playoffs. Man, this is going to be tremendous.
So you're not concerned about ā because Kyler Gordon is listed as questionable, which he'll probably play. He'll be out there, but we know it's not going to be one full strength, and it's not going to be 100% of the snaps. So I guess what I'm asking you speaks, because you were getting very animated and excited over there. Yes. Do you feel like ā
you're confident that the Bears secondary can do what needs to be done to hold up against Jordan Love, knowing there's no pass rush. What I need now is a better concept by Dennis Allen, who didn't have a great concept, and we've talked about it and we will. They should play a ton of zone. They should play quarters, like Charles Tillman suggested.
Play a lot of zone, even if they are going to blitz backers. Okay? So that's one thing. And what I like now is you've got two legit options at nickel who can cover. And you can rotate them. Yes. Kyler, when he's going to be out there, can cover. Nick McCloud can cover better than C.J. Gardner-Johnson. That dude was a straight-up target, especially against Green Bay. A mark.
Yeah, an absolute mark, and they've said so. And now I want to see them coach aggressively during the game. Mix it up, like Matt Bowen said, man. Don't be afraid to be aggressive. So I like that they have enough of a compliment, Marshall, of pieces that they can be aggressive with. That's what I like. I like it, too. And it gives options.
And whether or not those options are deployed correctly, and yeah, you've got guys that are limited because they haven't played a lot or they're still dealing with stuff, it's the playoffs. Everyone's got to play a role. Johnny Allstaff plays football, too. That's damn right. And Johnny Allstaff is going to be available for the Bears on Saturday night.
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