The Worst Guy On TikTok - The Wolfie Kahletti story

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Who is Wolfie Kahletti?

Narrator 0:00
So this turd, he's trying to get internet famous by poisoning a bunch of people. Now the guy, he goes by the name Wolfie and he's 27 and Wolfie apparently doesn't have a lot going on in his life. And one day, I guess he decides, I'm going to be internet famous. So how does he plan to get internet famous?

What kind of stunts does Wolfie perform?

Narrator 0:19
Well, he's not going to do TikTok dances and he's certainly not going to live stream himself playing Elden Ring. No, no, he's going to go the Johnny Somali route. He's going to make what we'll call comedy for the unemployed, a.k.a. he's going to film himself harassing people. And that is exactly what he does. He films himself doing all kinds of awful stunts, like going into a restaurant and slapping some girl's food onto the floor and then running away. Yeah, he's that kind of influencer. And for some reason, people like to watch this junk, so his videos like this perform really well. Not only that, he also gets into doing stunts that are actually pretty dangerous, like this one where he films himself carrying a bag of ice into what looks like a jack-in-the-box. And Wolfie just walks back into the kitchen, and with all the employees watching, he suddenly just dumps the bag of ice into the deep fryer.

What are the dangers of Wolfie's pranks?

Narrator 1:16
Which I'm not gonna show you the whole thing because I don't want my video getting flagged for dangerous acts, but he dumps the ice into the deep fryer.

Why do people watch Wolfie's videos?

Narrator 1:23
Now, ice being dumped into a deep fryer may not seem like a big deal, but when you do that, when you throw ice into a deep fryer, it creates a sudden reaction that causes hot oil to bubble over and then the oil gets everywhere and it can easily cause a fire. Not to mention that this older gentleman here is probably going to have to spend the rest of the night cleaning that mess up. But whatever, Wolfie doesn't seem to care because he just keeps posting more and more of these stunts and he gets more and more followers and a lot of his videos start blowing up and some of them get millions of views. Like this one where he puts a mask on at night and pretends to bum rush an unsuspecting bystander. And it's not just these select videos that I'm showing you.
Narrator 2:06
Nearly every video he does is just him being a turd to random people. Like here he films himself tossing a cake over a mall balcony. And of course, when this big guy gets mad and he gets up to go after him, Wolfie runs away because why would he face the consequences of his actions? And here he is at some kind of bar knocking down someone's Jenga game. And if you slow down the footage, you can see the pieces falling here. And here he films himself putting a bungee cord around the front doors of a Goodwill store with a bunch of people inside it. No. You guys are locked in there forever. And here he sneaks into the back of a fast food restaurant and he throws a watermelon into the deep fryer. And here it looks like he goes to a local overpass and sprays some pedestrians with a fire extinguisher. And one of the worst things he does, although not the worst thing he does in my opinion, is that he films this older guy at the laundromat and he waits for the guy to walk away. Then he goes up to the guy's machine and he throws raw bacon and some eggs into the dryer with the guy's clothes.

How much money does Wolfie make from his antics?

Narrator 3:22
Which is not just unnecessarily mean, it's also really sad. Old man didn't deserve any of that, he's just trying to wash his khakis for work or whatever. But ol' Wolfie, he doesn't seem to care. Because at some point, he starts making decent money from this. He claims he's making anywhere from six to ten thousand dollars a month doing this.

What are the consequences of Wolfie's behavior?

Narrator 3:41
I mean, that's a pretty good living for being an a**hole a few days a week. So bro is getting paid, his videos are doing well, and his social media is blowing up. And there just seems to be no real repercussions for him being a jerk to people for just a little bit of internet fame. Until... Now at this point in the story, Wolfie has made all kinds of videos. Messing with strangers, harassing fast food workers. And I'm only showing you some of them because, like, you know, you get it. He sucks. But one night, Wolfie gets an idea that's going to change all of that. He comes up with this plan to go into a local Walmart and film himself spraying some of the food with bug spray. And that's exactly what he does.

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