1049. Andy & DJ CTI: White House Posts Bizzare Video Online, Dead Internet Theory & Cracker Barrel CEO Steps Down

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What’s the show’s format and opening banter with Andy & DJ?

Kam Patterson 0:03
What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest.
Andy Frisella 0:20
Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusion to modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Today we have Andy and DJ.
DJ Cruz 0:29
Cruise the motherfucking internet.
Andy Frisella 0:30
That's what we're going to do. We're going to cruise the internet. That's where we put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's going on. Yep. We tell some jokes. Sure do. Make fun of some people. Oh, we're definitely doing that. that's the show it's basically a culture and society show all right so that's what we're going to do we'll get right into it today you guys know the deal we're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads we ask very simply in exchange for that that you help us grow the show by sharing the show sharing the clips of the show that you think are relevant the show makes you think if it makes you laugh gives you new perspective It's something that you think the world needs to hear.
Andy Frisella 1:13
Do us a favor and share that shit out. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.
DJ Cruz 1:17
All right. What's up, man? Buenos dias. I am, I'll tell you this, I'm hydrated and mentally focused. Are you? Thanks for our energy. Oh, yeah? Fuck that plug up. God dang it. Yeah. A little silver lining. I feel like it was appropriate for today's show. Oh, yeah? Yeah. All right. So just, you know, buckle up. How you doing, though, man? I'm good. Yeah?
Edward James Olmos 1:43
Yeah.
DJ Cruz 1:43
You miss me? Yeah. Yeah. Tremendously. Yeah. Yeah. I felt it. Yeah. I felt it. Yeah, you went to Chicago this week. I did. Yeah, Chicago was sick, dude. How was that? You survived? Yeah, I'm still here.
Andy Frisella 1:54
Yeah.
DJ Cruz 1:54
Still got all my shit. Still got my wallet. That's good. It was good. No. It was good, dude. Like, you know, it's crazy. And we've been through it, too, here with, like, the Mike Brown stuff, right? Like, you see what's portrayed online or on the media, right? And you're like...
Andy Frisella 2:07
chicago is a fucking dumpster fire yeah it wasn't that bad yeah it wasn't bad at all yeah i mean look that's that's a lot of the problems going on you know they're isolated little incidents that are played into massive uh issues so that people will be afraid yeah yeah and you gotta you gotta go see those places and experience it and you you learn i mean dude when that mike brown shit was happening here I was getting calls from people that didn't live here, and they're like, dude, are you okay? And it's like, yeah, man, it's like one block. It's one block, dude, this is fine.
DJ Cruz 2:40
It's fine. Yeah, dude, and I don't know why, I mean, Again, people just got to get out. They got to get out. Got to go see those places. Go touch some grass. It was fine. I mean, you know, there was a lot of black people, but it was fine. You know what I'm saying? They were on boats. I saw you guys out on the boat. I wasn't talking about me. Yeah. No, dude, it was a great time though, man. Had a great time. How was the boat? The boat was cool. You know, I'm not big on those because I've learned my lesson.
Yeah.
DJ Cruz 3:10
You know, but this one was actually cool. It was a nice little time. We went out, like, I don't know if it's kind of fucking harbor or bay.
Andy Frisella 3:17
How was the water?
DJ Cruz 3:18
Smooth? It was fucking cold. It was super choppy. Oh, did you get in? Oh, fuck yeah, dude. It was great. It was great. It was very refreshing. It was cold, though, huh? Surprisingly clean. You know what I'm saying? Like, I was expecting it to be fucking, you know... it was it was good like you're thinking it was gonna be like the river yeah i thought it was gonna be like fucking you know mississippi needles and shit and fucking used condoms yeah you know you didn't see those yeah it was it was clean man uh it was a great time um dude went to some like amazing restaurants i gotta give a shout out uh one of the uh he's a head chef cult uh culinary director of this group up there called dynamic they have like fucking 17 restaurants oh yeah
DJ Cruz 3:54
And, like, bro, the majority of them are on, like, the top ten fucking restaurants in Chicago.
Spencer Hawes 3:58
Yeah.
DJ Cruz 3:58
And they're fucking amazing. Chef Joe Riz, we called him.

How did the hosts describe their Chicago trip and local impressions?

DJ Cruz 4:04
Riz? Fucking awesome dude. The Rizinator? Yeah, bro, he was Rizinating.

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