1055. Andy & DJ CTI: Sophie Cunningham 'White Privilege' Foul, Record Migrant Cross Channel In One Dinghy & Halo Studios Layoffs
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What is the opening banter and show intro about CTI?
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Priscellan. This is the show for the realists, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. Uh let's just get right into it. Before we do, I want to remind you that we do have a fee for the show or the largest show in the world that doesn't run ads. And we ask very simply in exchange. Exchange for that that you support us by sharing the show. Okay. If you don't share the show, the show doesn't grow. All right. So uh don't be a hoe. Share the show. What's up? What's good gang?
Oh man, you know, today's board meeting day. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. That's fine. Professional. Meet the board. Meet the board. Charcuterie board.
That's right. Oh I I bro, I fucks with charcuterie boards.
Yeah, that's not that it's not a charcuterie board day. It's board meeting. I fuck with sharkuche boards, bro. Bro, that's my shit. Sharcucci? Yeah, sharkuche. Sharcucci boards. That's my shit,
dog. I'm telling you, bro, a little f I
hate 'em. All the meats. I hate 'em, dude, because once you take one bite It never stops.
I just guard it.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, I gotta move to another area w when the when they put those things out.
Oh man, fuck, dude. They do those little pretzel sticks. Bro, with the chocolate on them. Yeah. Uh okay. All right. Come on, guys. Damn. See? Yep. See how easy it is for us to just go back to Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
It's always in there. It's still there. Fat DJ's in there. Fuck. Fat Andy's definitely in there. Dude, I'm gonna tell Alex right now. He sees a fucking char a charcucci board and he goes crazy.
Yep. Do they have those in uh Wha what's the what's the Indian version of a sharkucci board? It's a regular charcuterie bug.
Come on, we're not savages. Is there like bugs and shit on them? On the special ones. What what food would you find on an Indian charcuterie board that you would not find on an American charcuterie board? Or is it pretty universal? No, I would
say universal. Alright, you lying? All right, that's all right. Little bit. Yeah, okay.
Let's not go there. I plead the fifth Yeah, man. Oh shit, dude. Yeah, man. No, it's a great day. Um, everything's good. Had a great weekend. You're we you had a good weekend?
Yeah.
It's nice and easy.
Yep.
Um Yeah, it was good. We got a lot of cover though. We got a lot to talk about. Um and you know, let's just get into it. Alrighty. We got headline one.
Now guys, listen. Oh, we must have a lot if we're going right to headline one.
When do the hosts start joking about charcuterie boards and food culture?
We got a lot. All right. We got a lot. We gotta get right to it. All right. Now You gotta ask me about my shirt? Oh. About my
cool new shirt?
That is that is a is that a cup of ice cream? That's a cupcake. That's oh, cupcake. Yeah,
so you're like check the back out.
Oh yeah, move the mic. Move the mic. Well. Cupcake, sweet until the gate opens.
Bro I'll have you know that cupcake is ranked in the top ten bulls in the world right now.
Oh yeah.
Very proud of that. Bro.
That's a that's a mean bull.
Yeah, man.
Like what like d what did they do they what I know they tie the nuts up to piss 'em off. That that's it? That's all they gotta do? I
dude, you know what? Well,
piss me off.
Yeah, I don't know. I think that's enough. Yeah.
Fuck, dude. But yeah.
Cupcake's good, man. I found this shirt in my locker. I was like, this is badass.
It's awesome. Yeah. It's a nice, it's a cool design. Yeah. I like it. Um yeah man. Well we gotta get into some shit. Uh we got a lot of stuff to cover. You know, this isn't like ESPN, all right. And I'm I'm the I know we've been covering the WNBA. We sh
dude, we get more coverage on WNBA than any show in the world here.
We cover the WNBA more than the WNBA covers the W Bahn That's
a fact. For something that we say nobody wants to watch, we sure talk about it more.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and show intro about CTI?
0:02–3:04
2
When do the hosts start joking about charcuterie boards and food culture?
3:04–9:52
3
How does the conversation shift to the flagrant foul on Sophie Cunningham and the "white privilege" controversy?
9:52–43:52
4
What political grievances and social issues are the hosts discussing at the beginning of this segment?
43:52–1:27:42
Speakers
3 identifiedMore from REAL AF with Andy Frisella
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