814. Andy & DJ CTI: Steve Bannon Retracts Statement on War Room, Biden 'Wandering Off' & COVID Born In North Carolina?
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What are Andy and DJ discussing today?
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. Welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today we have...
Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet that's what I did you hear that it's a little extra there I felt fucking extra mm-hmm that means we're gonna have an extra good show yeah you know anyway this is CTI let's get started sure to show hose yep what's going on dude what's up threw me off there a little bit now you know what they've all heard it man I bet everybody could recite it they do actually do they yeah where
Anytime I meet somebody, they recite the shit. I know. It's fucking awkward. It's like, that's my line. Hey. Hey. Aren't you somebody? Yeah. All right. Dude, it's cool, man. Yeah. It's cool. We got some good people out there, man. It's good people. Bro, some of these motherfuckers say it better than me. It's true.
It's true. I'm sure a lot of people could do my job better. That's probably true. Just reading. You know, we should just have third grade reading. We should just run a contest and like we should have two of the listeners come in and be me and you. Yeah. Okay. And then you and I'll come on and be guests. I like it. Yeah. Well, you got something.
My daughter knows the intro.
Does she? She can probably do it better than all y'all. I bet she can.
She's been listening to it since she's like one.
Yeah. She knows it better than us, bro. I guarantee you she'll stop up and be like, that's not right. Don't be a hoe. It's funny. I see her over there. She knows it. Yeah, man. You tell her, hey, don't be talking like Andy. Yeah, she knows that. Yeah. All right. Yeah, what's going on, man? Nothing, dude.
How are you? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Monday. Beautiful Monday morning here in good old St. Louis. Yeah. We got to go somewhere, man. Yeah.
We got to get some sun. I know. I know. I know. I'm thinking about like a little Arizona. Yeah.
What's the best place to go to right now?
It's Arizona, bro. Is it AZ? Yeah. I was just there. It wasn't bad. Yeah. A little pool. Get one of them rooms with the pool, the own pool. Yeah, we got to get out of here, bro. Yeah, I agree.
We got to get the fuck out. Listen, let's get a Bronco and just book it to Canada. Huh? Just me and you. Let's just book it to Canada. Why would we go to Canada? That's what OJ did.
No, we're going to go to Mexico. Oh, okay. If I was picking one or the other...
I would definitely, I don't know. Tacos.
Beach. Guns. Tacos. What do they got up there in Canada, bro? Maple syrup.
They got hockey. Hockey works. St. Louis is the hockey capital of the United States. Is it? Yep. Or is that like, is it really? Yeah, I just said so. I didn't know that was like a personal opinion. No, it's official now.
Sweet, man. Well, let's get into our show, man. We got some good shit. We got the fucking best shit ever in St. Louis. Don't fuck around. Y'all don't know. Toaster ravioli. You know what the thing is? You know why everybody says, like, everybody kind of talks a little shit on St. Louis? You know why that is? They're peanut butter and jelly. No, motherfucker. We don't want you to come here. No. We don't run around. Because we're not stupid here in St. Louis. We don't run around talking about how great it is. How good. Don't go down there. You might get carjacked. I got robbed last week. In fact, we pay the media to put these reports out to keep you fuckers away from us. Don't come here.
Oh, man. What's up? Dude, I see a California license plates. I get pissed. I do, too. What the fuck you doing here? You know what I'm saying?
We don't want none of your California shit. Yeah, you can get invited here. Yeah. Yeah, you know, go back where you came from. What is this shit with the California people moving from California and then wherever they go, they do the same stuff they did in California and then wonder why California is California and they wanted to leave in the first place?
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