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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. What's up, dude?
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we're just getting right into it man i'm in a hurry yep i just got out of uh tasting 47 energy drinks and i'm cracked out of my mind yeah so uh we're just gonna we're just gonna get it going right now don't forget to pay the fee don't be a hoe share the show all right what's up man what's going on brother we got a lot let's try to punch it in here then yeah a little quick hitter all right now you guys are used to the girth but we're gonna see what we could get here um
You know, this is something I talked about before. I always get a little flack, but I think I have unequivocal proof. Of what? Cowboys are gay. The Dallas Cowboys football team. No. Yep. Jerry Jones compares owning the Cowboys to smiles and glory holes. What?
What you know about glory holes, bro? What? You're kind of telling on yourself there a little bit. You're not supposed to talk about those things. That's within the circle of trust.
Is this like an old people thing? Because I know Jerry Jones got what he's like 150. Glory holes? No, Jerry Jones. What do you mean? I'm saying like, is it an older thing to where you just like get to that point, bro, and you just start like just saying weird shit?
You know, this is funny that you bring this up. Okay. Because I've thought a lot about this. So. You know, I'm in my 40s, all right? Damn. Shut up. But, dude, by the way, I keep getting better. So, like, I don't know what you're damn about. No, you're fine. Yeah. You're good, bro. I mean, fuck, dude. Good bottle of wine. That's exactly right. Yeah. So, let's, but I think about this, right? Like, I see clips of me on the internet, and I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with that guy? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's not just you guys, it's me too. And dude, you've been around me long enough and you guys here in the room, I say whatever I want anytime, wherever. Whenever you want. Yeah. And I never really figured out why I'm like that, but I thought about it.
And I think this is why. I think because I've been doing what I do since I was 19, and I've been working seven days a week for 26 years, full fucking days, basically. A lot of hours. Okay, and if you add up all the hours that I've worked, I've already worked an entire lifetime of work. Mm-hmm. All right. And when you work an entire lifetime of work, that actually makes your brain kind of like an old man. Right. Okay. All right. So like and so I think I picked this up because I got so much so many hours of shit. that I've dealt with that finally like I just don't give a fuck. So I don't think it's actually like age. I think it's like how much stuff you deal with and eventually you just stop giving a fuck. You're like, bro, I don't have time to fucking deal with your perception of what I'm going to say, so I'm just going to say it.
Smiles and glory holes. Yeah, that's right.
But I don't know where he's coming from.
Well, that's the thing. So Jerry Jones may not be giving Cowboy fans a lot to cheer about, but he is dispensing pure gold when it comes to one-liners. So they asked him, basically, at a reporter, you know, the Cowboys got knocked out of the playoffs and the divisions and all of that good stuff. And they asked him what it was like owning the Cowboys. And he said, smiles and glory holes? I got the clip, man. Let's check it out.
There's a very low percentage of this that is smiles and glory holes. Very low percentage.
Well, fuck, bro. I get what he's saying. What he's saying is it ain't that fun, all right? Like, everybody thinks that doing things... All right, look, man. Imagine everything that you did the whole world saw, okay? And, like, dude, everybody criticizes everything that you do all the time, all right? Rightfully so. Yes. Sometimes. But listen, bro.
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