REAL AF with Andy Frisella
839. Andy & DJ CTI: Gavin Newsom Trump-Proofs California, Trump Demolishes Far-Left Reporter & Leaked Document About Immigration Enforcement
Tue, 11 Feb 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Gavin Newsom and California Democrats reaching a $50M dollar deal to Trump-proof California, President Trump Demolishing a far-left reporter when asked a silly question, and the leaked document that says large scale immigration enforcement action is coming soon to L.A..
Chapter 1: Who are Andy and DJ and what is CTI?
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest sake about the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to Motherfucking Reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for, Cruise the Internet. We put topics up on the screen. We speculate on what's true.
And then we talk about how you and I and the rest of us together have to solve these problems going on in the world. We're just going to get right into it today. Don't forget to share the show. We don't run ads on the show. We're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads. All I ask in return is that you help us grow the show. All right?
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verbally nuking you know it has to be done sometimes so it happens every now and then that's fine you're good yeah that's fine i feel good about it god dude i just don't understand how like dude i just do not understand i don't understand this about anyone how the fuck can you not wake up in the like if your life
Chapter 2: What does it take to succeed in today's competitive world?
If you look around at your life and you're like, fuck dude, this ain't what I want, right? How can you not wake up every single day, every day, and aggressively try to improve that. I do not understand that. I do not, I can't be around people like that. I can't work with people like that. I can't talk to people like that, which is pretty much why I'm a hermit, right?
Like I am not the kind of person that can just accept things. I'm the kind of person that if I'm told I have to accept things, it actually makes me want to mold them a different way more intentionally, right? It's just, dude, I just, I wish people would understand
I think the disparity between what people think that it takes to win and what it actually takes to win in terms of not just work, but... skill development and personal development and consuming information and, you know, basically sharpening your spear, so to speak. Like people don't understand, like you can't, it's not a half ass thing, dude. Like you can't win. It's too competitive.
Like people think they can half ass work and then for a quarter of the time and they should be multimillionaires. And it's like, dude, this is like straight up. This is your life, right? Like, how can you wake up every day and just accept your life and all the things that you don't like about it and not go hard to change that? I do not fucking... align with that at all.
And dude, when I even get a flavor of it or a scent of it or a taste of it, I fucking, it makes me furious. I can't stand it, dude. Well, it's even crazy. It's like smelling, it's like putting your face right up to a big steaming pile of fucking dog shit and like having to go...
like over and over and over i can't stand it dude i can't stand being around it i can't stand it and then people think i mean well now that's a thing you know they can still compete with people who have everything and still go to work bro listen it's it's an arrogance that's what i'm saying like how can you think i mean we just saw this in the super bowl i'm sorry i i'm a i know a lot of the chiefs guys but let's be real guys
You could see it in the game, all right? Philadelphia wanted it. You guys were used to winning. You were comfortable. You played like a comfortable team. They played like a team that was hungry. That's what happens when two elements that have those attributes clash. Collide. The hungrier, the harder, the more invested, the more dedicated party is going to destroy the other party.
And whether people understand this or not, you are in competition with other people that do your job. And those people are available for hire. You see what I'm saying? Or if you're an entrepreneur, if you're only doing it half ass and you run a restaurant, there's another restaurant right down the street that does it better than you. They're going to beat you.
Like, I do not understand how warped people's sense of actual competition has become. Like, you are in a competition. You just don't understand it. Don't get it. Dude, and when I'm around that in any way, shape, or form in an individual, it just, I can't stand it.
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Chapter 3: What happened during the Super Bowl halftime show?
And you could see the Chiefs come alive, but they didn't come alive until there was four, three, four minutes left in the game. Yeah, and it was too late. So it was, you know, and.
Well, I mean, on your thing about, you know, winning, becoming popular again, and culture is shifting to that. I think that was very evident because there was definitely parts I did see that, I mean, even just when they showed like Donald Trump, you know what I'm saying? how the crowd was fucking wild. Yeah, and they booed Taylor Swift. And they booed fucking Taylor Swift.
This is just a short clip here. So it was during the national anthem. The camera goes up to that, which, by the way, I think they tried to take it off of him too fucking quick because they saw the crowd's reaction. Check this clip out. The crowd goes fucking wild. They quickly get off of him. Whatever, that's kind of fucked up. Yeah, and then they booed fucking Taylor Swift.
I mean, look, man.
They caught what she said. She said, what the fuck is happening?
So Sal was at the game. Okay. So I text him because I didn't know. You know, you can never tell. You can't trust these folks. If it's true or not. Right. I said, hey, do they really boo Taylor Swift? He goes, bro, so bad. He goes, it was so loud. Fuck. Yeah, but, like, dude, you know what, man? Real talk, like, that's why you don't talk about shit that you don't know anything about.
It was very clear that she was probably financially compensated. I bet when they do the books, there was a financial compensation that took place in some way, shape, or form. And, you know, these people are out of touch with the people that buy their shit. Uh, they don't have any comprehension, like in no offense to Taylor Swift. I think her story is amazing. I congratulate her on her success.
You know, she, she flies all over the world. She's had an amazing career. People, you know, her audience loves her. Like, I think she's very smart with her brand. I have a lot of respect for the whole thing. Okay. I'm not one of these people who's like, Oh, she's just some dumb girl to be. No, she's been doing this her whole life. It's a real thing. It's a real business.
She's pretty fucking good at it.
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Chapter 4: How is California 'Trump-proofing' itself?
All right, I'm down. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Yeah, headline number one. Let's get into this. Let's go to California. This is a little update on the fires and stuff there. Some stuff that's been happening in good old California. A little time machine here quickly. We're not going to go back too far. We just got to go back about a month or so. We covered this on the show. Right.
This this headline reads Gavin Newsom and California Democrats reach 50 million dollar deal to Trump proof the state. You remember talking about this right now, like this article? Like I said, we covered this was back in January. January 13th is when this article was published and written. Mind you, that was days after the fires had already begun. They decided to do a special session.
to use California tax dollars to create a law fund to Trump proof California in the tune of $50 million. Um, and why is that interesting? Why, where's the hypocrisy? Well, it's because, uh, here we are now in February and Gavin Newsom has to quote strikes delicate political balance with Trump while seeking federal money for LA fires.
So federal money, uh, What do you think he's going to do with that federal money after what we've learned the last few days? What do you guys think has been happening to all that money? Dude, how many times, like legitimately, how many times have I said this over the last four years? That they promise us, they fund the deal, and then they steal the money. Dude, how many times have I said it?
Hundreds of times.
At least, I'm going to go the deal or no deal thing at least once, I'm going to say. Just be conservatively. It's been said at least once. You're axing off a lot of extras there, bro.
There was a lot more. Bro, we said that. thousand times over the last four or five years at least and people are like oh dude nowhere dude the fucking republicans just hate us man white people hate us too because they're fucking white i'm like it's not them no it's them it's the democrats stealing your fuck no dude it's trump
Yeah, it's Trump. It's Trump. Get the fuck out of here. I got a little proof video for you. It's you. Yeah. It sounds like something a white guy would say.
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Chapter 5: What controversies surround Gavin Newsom's governance?
It's the most evil shit you could possibly think of, and I have a lot more to say about it.
Yeah, we got a little bit more to go. I just want to focus in on this California shit, because that was just one example. I'm sure you can count thousands of those same examples. Every state has one of these. Each state is doing that. Yeah. Each state is doing that. I won't say each state. There's a majority of states, and there's a common denominator with the leadership of those states.
I don't even think that elected officials...
know the depth because all the elected officials i'm friends with with besides tulsi are all they've they're all always been republicans yeah okay and i know there's some shit bags over there too all we got to do is look at who's making money on the on their trades yeah for sure but i mean it's local too it's not even just at the state i know i know bro i mean we've covered we had a story here in st louis it was like five aldermen in the city of st louis all went to jail
for these backdoor deals that they were trying to fleece their communities from. You know what I'm saying? It's on all levels, bro. And right now we're seeing it at the federal level. This is exposing the state level. Start calling that shit out in your community because I guarantee you it won't be billions of dollars.
But fuck, I'm sure your community could use that extra 50 grand that they're taking from you.
Allegedly, Chelsea Clinton bought a $10 million house.
based upon the money that usaid gave her for her foundation right now if that's the case then what about the clinton what about all these people right what like what are we doing so so chelsea clinton gets a 10 million dollar house that we pay for for what being a clinton right that's what they think bro these people this this kid this thought process this is why there was a revolution
This is what the American Revolution was about. We had a group of people who believed this is what every revolution has been about for 12,000 fucking years. We have peasants and then we have oppressors. And we had the American Revolution to break free from the oppressors. We are now in a worse situation than what those people were in 250 fucking years ago. Way worse. Way worse. Way worse.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of misuse of public funds?
Yeah, he got a little basket right there. I want to know. Schmidt was on that flight. Eric Schmidt was on that flight. I want to ask him about the snacks.
I bet it's pretty fucking good. I mean, I can't really see that far. Let me see. I think they got some of that licorice we like. They do. It's right there, bro. Wallabies. Wallabies. That shit is fucking good. That's some good licorice. It's not a plug, not an ad. No, and it's genuinely great licorice. I'd share my butthole for licorice.
You know Wallaby's? That stuff's awesome. Which one do you like the best?
The black? The grape you gave me the other night was pretty good.
I know you like the grape.
I mean, listen, I'm a...
I knew you were going to like it when I gave it to you. Why'd you know that? I just had a feeling. Intuition? Yeah. I like the red. I don't know what flavor that is, but the red one. I don't know if it's strawberry or cherry. Huh? It's good. Yeah. Man, those are good. They're solid. Yeah. I like them. Well, I mean, he can't be that bad if he knows what good licorice is. That's true. That's true.
Wallabies. We're about to open up some sponsorships. Yeah, bring them. I got a whole team here.
I don't even need money. Just give me fucking licorice. Just give me the fucking licorice. I wouldn't walk into any gas station and just take one off the fucking shelf. Bro, it's premium licorice.
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Chapter 7: How is Donald Trump responding to media critics?
You know what Vlad the Impaler did, bro? He impaled his own corrupt people in front of his castle, okay? All the criminals, all the bad people in his community, he fucking impaled them. And then when the other army showed up to fight him, they saw that he impaled these people on these poles, and they turned around and went home.
And they thought, well, fuck, if he's going to do that to his own people, what the fuck is he going to do to us? And that's the level of fucking scared these people should be to ever fuck with the people of this country ever again. It's just funny to see people squirm, seeing the reality that, like, We're all in line. I want to see executions, dude. I know people get upset when I say that.
I don't care. That's what we need. Do you want your money stolen from you or do you not? Do you want to be oppressed or do you not? Do you want to live under people who think you're a cockroach or do you want to fucking not live that way and be treated as a human and have opportunity to actually thrive in this country like you were promised and what this country was founded upon?
You have a choice, but the choice for us to get the good shit is going to require us removing the bad shit permanently and making an example so that your kids and your grandkids don't have to do the same shit we've got to do.
True, man.
Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Tell Elon and Trump to hire your boy to help solve this problem. I will fucking do it for free. I will come there. I'll sleep in the White House right there next to fucking Elon. It'll be no different than when we started this company. We can share a mattress, brother. I don't give a shit. Bring me in.
I'm passionate about this. I want to fucking impale motherfuckers. Not in a gay way either. Yeah.
No, I don't think anybody was taking it there.
I mean. Was that a disclaimer? I'm not going to say what I'm going to say. I got to be careful with the equipment. It can hurt people. I'm just saying, dude. Fuck these motherfuckers. I'm going to peel them so good. Yeah. I'm going to stab them. Captain Stabbed.
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