849. Andy & DJ CTI: Zelenskyy Meets With Trump & Vance, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu Sends Condolences To Armed Maniac & Steak 'n Shake RFK'd Their Fries
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Who are the hosts of this episode and what is CTI?
What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ
cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what cti stands for it stands for cruise the internet i didn't know if you guys could figure that out but what we do here is we put topics on the screen we speculate on what's true and what's not true and then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems that all these knuckleheads create let's just get right into it we don't run ads on the show So we ask that you don't be a hoe. And you share the show. There you go.
Yep. You're looking good, man.
Is it? Damn. Yeah. I saw you trying to start work out and I know what the fuck you're up to. What am I up to? Trying to fucking catch up and beat me. I can't let you. I can't let you. I can't.
Bro, you look good, man. Shit. Thanks, brother. You're looking good. I don't know if it might just be the sweater. I don't think it's the sweater, though. No, it's my face. Fuck, man. Hey. What's up? You tell me. You look good, too, bro. Thanks, man. Hold it down.
Yeah. We had a big event this weekend. Dude, that was a big historic event. Big Jim turns 80 years old yesterday.
We went to dinner on Saturday. It was a good time. It was good. It was a good time, man. It's always nice. It's always nice. He was kind of surprised. You know, he's been around, man.
It's hard to get him. I mean, you've been around that many blocks. Yeah. I mean, he fought in the Civil War.
He seemed to think it, too. That's for sure. Yeah. 80 years. Fuck, man. That's a long time. Yeah. Still moving, though. We ought to get him on the show, maybe. Do an interview of his 80 years. Yeah. If you guys are ready for a six-hour podcast, let us know.
That's the truth. It's going to be an all-day affair. What else going on?
It'll be fucking good, though, man. Oh, yeah. Everything is good, man. You know, everything is good. We got a lot to talk about. I bet. Yeah. I bet. Let's do some cruising.
Let's do it.
Before we get to our headlines, you know, I always try to throw a little special sauce in there for you. We just landed on the moon. Who did? We did. Me and you? No, like America. Oh. Yep. Lunar lander. firefly blue glow blue ghost lunar lander touches down on the moon this is the first time uh ever how about i say you know i was gonna say you know i i would believe this when chicks can bro you can't look back at them at the old footage you cannot look back at the old footage and be like yeah and be like oh yeah that's totally real like
You just can't. If you do, I got some ocean property in Arizona, bro. Bro.
You just can't tell me that's real. I'm sorry. Listen, I believe this when chicks can have dicks. You know what I'm saying? Well, apparently they can. Well, one's more truer than the other, though. Did you see that study I sent you? Oh, yeah, dude, that's sad.
Bro, I sent DJ a study today, and they said that they ran some studies on people who actually transition. So one of the big arguments in gender transition is that before they transition, they have a likelihood suicide rate of, I think, like 48%.
Right, and so doing the surgery saves their lives.
Yes, that's the justification for these people. But now there's been a study that's come out
A recent study published in Oxford's.
Yeah, well, you know Oxford. They don't know what they're doing.
They trust science there. Oxford's Journal of Sexual Medicine sampling 107,000 people found that sex change surgery doubles depression rates among gender dysphoric individuals rather than reducing it.
So it goes from 48 to 96. I ain't going mad. Who's counting, man? I would have never guessed. I would have never guessed that if you cut off your penis that eventually you're going to regret it. You're going to have some problems. I would never have guessed if you cut off your breasts, eventually you're going to regret it.
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