881. Andy, Ian Smith & DJ CTI: Trump Makes Historic UAE Visit, Rampant Federal Fraud DOGE Ignored & South Carolina Trans Activist Arrested
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to Gersh Darn Reality. DJ, I'm the bat. Oh, we got CTI, right? Mm-hmm. Okay.
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So today we have a very special guest. Is he special though? Because he's a regular. I mean, he's special because he is a regular. He's a regular. Yeah. Mr. Ian Smith, one of America's most wanted.
Formally, one of America's most wanted. Yeah. Oh, man. What's up, bro? Not too much, man. Good to be back. Yeah. Feels like it's been a while since I've been at HBO. It has been a while. It has been a minute. Yeah. What's going on? You hiding from us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Staying busy. Enjoying the Florida heat during the summer. How is Florida?
Florida's good. Is it? Florida's good.
you liking it yeah yeah except uh i may have to start being active in politics again because they're demolishing all the beautiful florida and making uh golf courses out of it so oh that's nice looks like i'm gonna be a thorn in somebody's side again well you know that's what we do hopefully it won't be the governor this time maybe somebody a little less powerful
Yeah, well, I mean, I think Florida's a little bit more in line with what we all believe here. So maybe I'd be a little more receptive to it. It sounds like you went to the left, man. You joined the Green Party?
Yeah, yeah. If I criticize anything that the right does, it automatically means that I'm a purple-haired Democrat. I'm aware. I shaved my head and dyed it purple, but you just can't see it right now. I see glitter in the beard. I see it. Is that lipstick? I also go by he, him now, so just in case anybody wants to address me in the third person.
Oh, man. Well, dude, you know, we got enough golf courses. Let's be real. Florida does have some amazing golf courses, but... uh i was just talking to my buddy who owns uh the beer distributor for anheuser-busch down in uh in tallahassee um trip and uh we were talking about how beautiful it is over there man especially it's so just beautiful we'd like to keep it that way that's the only complaint i have yeah other than homeowners insurance but you know if it was jersey it would be property taxes yeah It's one or the other, man. They're going to get it.
They're definitely going to get it.
Until we decide to change that. I feel like that's coming down the pipe, man. I feel like we're going to see... something just i don't know well enough enough people get sick and tired you know i you know what happened i think if people really sat down and analyzed like you know for years they just get screwed bro that's what i'm saying like for years how to put a dollar figure on how much you get screwed on a yearly basis i think it for me it woke me up when i started realizing that like how much time it takes to pay the government what
they take from us and when you add it all up dude we work more months out of the year than we do for ourselves essentially if you add in all of the taxes along the way with purchasing and this and that yeah transfer of goods and everything like that and business taxes yeah yeah man and when you think about it like that
You know, everybody's like, man, I pay too much taxes. Like, dude, it's not too much. It's like you work for them.
Yeah.
You know, and that's not the point of government.
The point to keep too little, I think, is the is the better way of looking at.
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