945. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's N-Word Joke Falls Flat, Trump Vows Border Patrol Taking No Nonsense & Grieving Dad Slams Lawmakers

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Andy Purcell 0:03
What is up guys it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and Welcome to motherfucking reality guys today.
Andy Frisella 0:26
We have a Andy and DJ. Cruise the internet. That's what we do. We're going to cruise it. Buckle up, Buttercup. Buckle up. What's up? What's going on, man? Nothing. Yeah. Don't forget to pay the fee. You got to pay the fee, bro. All right. You got to pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. The Venmo is... Yeah, don't be a hoe, man. I know you're trying to sneak that in there. Hey, man. Hey, you know, 20 bucks is 20 bucks, man. Or... Or... They could just, you know. Stop by their neighborhood 7-Eleven. Sip on some scissors. Get yourself one of these amazing form energies. Screaming freedom every time you crack one. A bald eagle is born. It is science.
Andy Frisella 1:14
Yeah, man, what's going on with old man? Oh, nothing. Everybody got to see me crash out a little bit yesterday.
DJ CTI 1:18
Hey, man, listen.
Andy Frisella 1:19
It should happen sometimes, bro. You know what? Like I said, I get mad, I get mad. That's what it is. Hey, man. I had some stuff I had going on. You had to get handled? This is my side gig. You know what I'm saying? That's right. Side hustle. That's right.
Unknown 1:34
Still hustling alongside.
Andy Frisella 1:35
That's right. i love it dude sometimes you got to handle business bro sometimes business has to be handled that's right and then when they do a podcast they just like repeat like just flip what each other say yeah i mean that's that's what the new podcasters do yeah they don't even have a podcast they just have a microphone and then they pretend yeah right and then they say this with the microphone yeah because it makes it official bro And you could see him like... Like, you ever see someone make a piece of content and... I don't know if I'm like extra... I don't know, like an extra stickler about it, but like... They're, like, walking, right? And they catch that frame right in the beginning where they show them, like, the start to walk.
Andy Frisella 2:19
It's like... Like, they didn't cut it. Like, bro, you can't cut out that .8 seconds to make it perfect. Like, come on, man. I seen that clip. It was one dude. It was, like, he, like, acting like he was hopping out of a fucking helicopter or some shit.
Unknown 2:33
Oh, God.
Andy Frisella 2:33
The blades wasn't even moving or nothing. Like, he just, like, jumps down. Like, doors closed. Yeah, dude. And then, like, all these dudes that have, like... You know, they're saying motivational shit that's been said by the top three or four dudes for the last 15 years. And, you know, the reason they're the top three or four dudes is because of how they deliver it, not just what they deliver. And you got these guys with these microphones trying to, like, fire people up that just... Or not fire them up type of people. Dude, that's what Alex said all the time, bro. It's not what you say. It's how you say it. You know what? Yeah, man. Well, let's do some crazy. I'm just going to let that one lie. You know what I'm saying?
Andy Frisella 3:20
Bang, bang. Shot, shots. No, but dude, have you ever been interested in doing like a safari? Yeah. Like in Africa? Yeah. Bro, like with elephants and lions and shit? Okay. Yeah, bro, I'm totally in. You're in. Yeah. My cousin Dan did one. You know my cousin Dan, the eye doctor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did one. Solid dude. Oh, the best dude. Yeah. Best dude. That guy's an incredible dude, bro. Really good dude. Put himself through college, through the military, put himself through optometry school. Has a great practice.

How do Andy and DJ critique modern content creation?

Andy Frisella 3:50
Great practice. Now he's an entrepreneur. Like, dude, total killer, bro. Great guy. Anyway, he did this cool safari. I think he's done it a couple of times now. I can't remember, but it was, it was like, they were like laying in bed, bro. And like elephants were like there. Oh no.
Unknown 4:07
Yeah.
Andy Frisella 4:07
It was awesome. All right. Well, you might want to change your mind, bro, because here's the thing. Like, this is what I don't like about you people. I, I, I'm the animal whisper. We mean you people. There's white people to do these fucking safaris, bro. But like the thing is, y'all like they'd be forgetting, bro.

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