REAL AF with Andy Frisella
945. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's N-Word Joke Falls Flat, Trump Vows Border Patrol Taking No Nonsense & Grieving Dad Slams Lawmakers
01 Oct 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump's N-word joke falls flat as America's top generals laugh awkwardly at gag about firing them, Trump vowing border patrol agents will take no nonsense as feds march into downtown Chicago, and the grieving dad slamming lawmakers for crime policies that freed daughter's suspected career criminal killer.
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
What is up guys it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and Welcome to motherfucking reality guys today.
We have a Andy and DJ. Cruise the internet. That's what we do. We're going to cruise it. Buckle up, Buttercup. Buckle up. What's up? What's going on, man? Nothing. Yeah. Don't forget to pay the fee. You got to pay the fee, bro. All right. You got to pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. The Venmo is... Yeah, don't be a hoe, man. I know you're trying to sneak that in there. Hey, man.
Hey, you know, 20 bucks is 20 bucks, man. Or... Or... They could just, you know. Stop by their neighborhood 7-Eleven. Sip on some scissors. Get yourself one of these amazing form energies. Screaming freedom every time you crack one. A bald eagle is born. It is science. Yeah, man, what's going on with old man? Oh, nothing. Everybody got to see me crash out a little bit yesterday.
Hey, man, listen.
It should happen sometimes, bro. You know what? Like I said, I get mad, I get mad. That's what it is. Hey, man. I had some stuff I had going on. You had to get handled? This is my side gig. You know what I'm saying? That's right. Side hustle. That's right.
Still hustling alongside.
That's right.
i love it dude sometimes you got to handle business bro sometimes business has to be handled that's right and then when they do a podcast they just like repeat like just flip what each other say yeah i mean that's that's what the new podcasters do yeah they don't even have a podcast they just have a microphone and then they pretend yeah right and then they say this with the microphone yeah because it makes it official bro
And you could see him like... Like, you ever see someone make a piece of content and... I don't know if I'm like extra... I don't know, like an extra stickler about it, but like... They're, like, walking, right? And they catch that frame right in the beginning where they show them, like, the start to walk. It's like... Like, they didn't cut it.
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Chapter 2: How do Andy and DJ critique modern content creation?
Great practice. Now he's an entrepreneur. Like, dude, total killer, bro. Great guy. Anyway, he did this cool safari. I think he's done it a couple of times now. I can't remember, but it was, it was like, they were like laying in bed, bro. And like elephants were like there. Oh no.
Yeah.
It was awesome. All right. Well, you might want to change your mind, bro, because here's the thing. Like, this is what I don't like about you people. I, I, I'm the animal whisper. We mean you people. There's white people to do these fucking safaris, bro. But like the thing is, y'all like they'd be forgetting, bro. Like, what are you fucking worried about, bro? They see black people all the time.
They leave them alone.
They're used to seeing black people, bro. They don't fuck with you. Home, home. No, man, but I feel like people would be forgetting, like, these are still wild fucking animals, bro. Like, they're animals, man. They are. And you got to be careful, bro. This video is going viral right now.
Of an elephant that charges at tourists shoves floundering woman underwater After the party gets too close to its babies Yeah, fed up baby mama elephant got pissed bro and lost her shit. Let's check this out Shit yep They're like, oh shit. And bro, they're in these little bitty fucking boats, bro. There's no fucking chance. Look at them got their phones out like nothing's happening. Bro.
I want to see their video.
Dude, now they're in the water like who knows what. Crocodiles and shit. Yeah, bro. There's no fucking chance. I mean, look, man. I would like to see the video of the people in that boat. Like the POV. That's a pretty good video. We got it. That's not bad, bro. I think elephants are the coolest animals in the world, bro. Dude, 100%. You know what some real killers are? The fucking hippos.
Yeah, they are. Like real shit, bro. That's me. That's my spirit animal. You ever heard of Mudang? No. Mudang's a wild hippopotamus killer, bro.
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Chapter 3: What insights do they share about safari experiences?
Oh, shit. I'd rather watch out here. I'd rather watch out here than for tigers. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe. You got to be careful out of the way, bro. You got to be careful. So, safari trip? Yeah, I'm in. 100%, dude. We got to get Tarzan in there. Yeah. Well, dude, he knows all the secret shit. All the places. Yeah. He's crazy, dude. Bro, he's wild.
Did you see that King Cobra he was posed with that was like 30 feet long or some shit? It's like this big around. Bro. He does some wild shit. Yeah, bro. But I feel like he would give us a pretty good, you know, safari tour. Yeah, I'm down. You know, elephants are like, you know, in certain parts of the world, they're like super abused, bro. Like, it's really bad. Yeah.
Like used for like hauling, doing timber work and circuses and shit. It's just really bad. Bro, have you seen? And they're hyper intelligent animals. Yeah. But do you see when they like, when they had enough? Yeah.
Yeah, they had enough.
That's what it looked like for me yesterday. Yeah. We're just fucking, they're over it, bro. They're done, bro. There's nothing you can do. You stay within 200 yards away from that thing. Yeah. They also never forget. Yeah, that's right.
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Chapter 4: How do they address the topic of illegal immigration and its implications?
Fuck, man. Good gosh. All right, well. I love elephants, bro. Like, one of my things I want to do, like, eventually would be to have, like, an elephant preserve. Bro, who's the richest dude in India? Because doesn't he have, like, a giant fucking safari, like...
They've opened an animal preservation sort of non-profit thing. They did? Yeah. That rich guy?
Yeah, Mukesh Ambani. The guy that looks like a grimace?
That's his son.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, absolutely. The one who got married a few months ago. Yeah. Spent like $100 million on his wedding. Oh, go up like $700 million. Almost a billion dollars. Yeah. He gave all of his attendees like a fucking AP watch. Yeah, well, I mean, you still look like Grimace. It don't even matter at that point. He needs some form energy. Yeah.
He needs some flowers. Yeah, bro. It's like the biggest wildlife sanctuary they built up in there. Each elephant has like fucking like a thousand acres to himself or some shit. Yeah, it's crazy. But yeah, so Andy and DJ Safari. Yeah. I'm in. I'm down, bro. I'm down. I'm not going on that one. Yeah, not that one. Dude, what's crazy is you can see the people, the guides like panicking. Yeah.
And the people are just like. Sure, this is normal. Where's my Big Mac coming?
Yeah.
About to get fucking mauled. Yeah. Oh, man. All right. Your people, man. Guys. I can't deny. Let's get into our headlines, though, guys. Remember, if you'd like to see any of these articles, links, pictures, videos, go to andyfersella.com. You guys can find them. I'll link there for you. That being said. Headline number one.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Trump's N-word joke?
Seize all of that shit. Because you're contributing to the downfall of this country. I have a problem with that. If it's... If it's knowingly done. Yeah. If they're doing it knowingly. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, for sure. I mean, like, but I just have a hard time feeling like, or thinking that, like, there's no way that they don't. Okay, well, let's say this. You know what I'm saying?
Let's say Muhammad Muhammad went out and got a ID that was fake. Yeah.
Chapter 6: How does the grieving father's story highlight crime policies?
That said Muhammad Muhammad on it, right? And it looked real, looked legit, but he fucking had his, you know, buddy printed out on a computer. Yeah, right. I mean, that's the individual, okay? Yeah. If a trucking company is actually allowing this as a strategy, I think that's the company. That's how I see it. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. I mean, because, like, that's the biggest thing.
I mean, like, and it's a challenge that I know a lot of business owners are facing, especially, like, in the production side of the stuff in the country because, like, they use the cheap labor. You know, in this country, they'd rather, you know, have some migrants paying them under the table. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but that's already, yeah, that's against the law, bro. Like you can't pay someone cash.
Chapter 7: What does the discussion reveal about the current political climate?
Like here in Missouri, I'm pretty sure the rule is still the same, but if you get caught paying someone cash, okay, like let's say you work for me and instead of you getting a paycheck, I pay you cash. Okay. Okay. And I pay you the full amount without the tax and I'm giving you the cash.
If you turn around and report me to the Department of Labor, I have to pay you three times as much back on a check. On the books. On top of the cash you already gave them? Yes. Damn. That's how they catch people doing that. Damn. So you can't do that.
So if they're doing that, then those migrants probably don't know the rules because if they knew the rules, they could fucking squeeze their employer.
They could call an ICE.
Maybe, but they're illegal.
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Chapter 8: How can individuals contribute to cultural change?
Yeah, right.
So that's what protects them about doing it.
Right.
That's the leverage there. Yeah, dude. I don't, man, like it's, it's gotta be something like, dude, who's going to clean our toilets? You know what I'm saying? Obviously, that's a joke. That's what these leftists say. But, dude, we cannot have that.
I think we all, as Americans, we have to get to a stage where no matter how unpalatable it may seem, bro, we have to get back to a real fucking standard. That's taking care of our neighbors, our actual neighbors, actual American neighbors, not just people who should not be here.
No, listen, dude. Listen, bro.
If you're an American citizen... And you were born here. And you immigrated legally. There's no fucking problem. Yeah, no problem. But this is all about... This is like everything that they politicize, right? They're trying to make it seem like... For example, dude, I saw Nick Fuentes talking about this, okay? And it was a very logical, real conversation. He was saying... Americans belong here.
Same thing we say all the time. People who come here illegally got to get the fuck out. If you don't want to assimilate to the American culture, get the fuck out. If you want to say death to America and all this shit, get the fuck out. That's not unreasonable. That's not extremism. That is a reasonable thought that anybody in any country that has a working brain would agree with.
And they try to manipulate the language to make it seem like people are saying anybody who's not white is not welcome here. That's not fucking... That is not what he's saying. That's not what anybody... That's not what I'm saying. I'm sure there's people saying that. Right. But I don't agree with those people. Right. You know? Right.
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