REAL AF with Andy Frisella
946. Andy & DJ CTI: Prosecutors Hammer Charlie Kirk Assassination Suspect, Government Showdown & Netflix Gay Propaganda
03 Oct 2025
On today’s episode, Andy & DJ discuss prosecutors hammering the Charlie Kirk assassination suspect with DNA, gun, text and rooftop evidence, the government shutdown, and Netflix showcasing young students coming together to set up and celebrate their teacher’s gay wedding in a cartoon.
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What is up, guys?
It's Andy for Selling. This is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to another fucking reality. Today, we have Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. We're going to cruise the internet. That's what CTI stands for. Let's just get into it. Let's do it. Yeah, what's happening? Hey.
Don't forget to pay the fee. You got to pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. Yeah. What's up? Hit that Venmo. What's going on? What's going on, man? Nothing, dude. Yeah? Yeah. Hopefully, this one's not poison today. Well, you know. I think they got me. No, what's wrong with it? I don't know. It tastes weird, dude. Well, Joe got it. He also got your one yesterday. What are you doing, Joe?
Joe, I thought we were homies. No, we're good. All right. Yeah. I just saw somebody in the chat said, DJ looks more like a cash app guy. Okay, fuck off. DJ's getting cash app in his fucking, in his Hellcat. That's a real thing, though. Like Cash App for, you know? We all know that. Yeah. We. Why is that?
We know that.
Why is that? Like, what is that? I don't know. You tell us. I have both. I have both. Yeah. I have both. I have Zelle, too. That's the real. I know. It's a real thing. You got it in your little Instagram bio there with your Amazon wish list. We're all going to make an Amazon wish list and put it in my fucking bio. You should. I'm going to. You should. What are you going to put on it?
I don't know yet. Really fucking goofy shit. Oh, man. That's funny, man. Yep. Fuck, man. Yeah, no. What's going on, though, man? Nothing, dude. Just, you know, handling business. Working out, lifting weights, eating protein, drinking water. Great American way. Yeah. Stuff like that. What did you hit today? I did shoulders today. But it was kind of like an abbreviated workout.
Like you weren't able to get all of it in? No, I mean, that's usually the case. Yeah. But, you know, I had to get it done anyway. You know what I'm saying? Someone has to do it. Bro, I actually really miss, like, we need to get our workouts back in. I know. And part of me feels like I want to hit up Aaron and be like, yo, we got, you know, just pull up to Aaron's house. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
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