951. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Declares An 'End Of An Age Of Terror And Death' To Raucous Applause In Israel's Parliament, Kamala Snaps At Rowdy Protesters & Democrats In A GOP Shutdown Vise

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Previously titled “951. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Declares An ‘End Of An Age Of Terror And Death’ To Raucous Applause In Israel’s Parliament, Kamala Snaps At Rowdy Protesters & Democrats In A GOP Shutdown Vise” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

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Unknown 0:03
What is up, guys?
Andy Frisella 0:17
It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz. The motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. If you've not been here before, welcome. We're going to put topics on the screen. We're going to speculate on what is true and what's not true. And then we're going to talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in society. Now, if you don't know, we got a fee for the show. The fee is very simple. We ask you... The show makes you think. If it makes you laugh, it gives you a new perspective.
Andy Frisella 1:00
If it's something you think is worth hearing, Do us a favor and don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up, man? What's good, Doc? Nothing, dude. Yeah? Everything, dude. Yeah? All the things.
DJ CTI (DJ Cruz) 1:12
There's a lot of good things today.
Andy Frisella 1:13
Yeah, for sure, man.
DJ CTI (DJ Cruz) 1:14
And for many days to come.
Andy Frisella 1:16
That's right. It is 7-11, Dollar Days week. And that's actually Dollar Days week and a half. Week and a half, yeah. And we're off to a great start because of you guys. If you weren't listening to the show yesterday... We have a awesome deal going on with 7-Eleven. You guys are always asking how you can help support the show. You know, we don't run ads and, you know, I feel like we give quite a bit and really don't ask that much in return. And we are going to make an ask this week. And the ask is very simple. All right. You're going to go to 7-Eleven. You're going to grab one of these amazing form energy, screaming freedom, grapes, oranges, You can maybe leave the blues, but at least get the first three. All right.
Andy Frisella 2:10
And they're a dollar each. And what we ask is very simple, man. Just go in there. Every day this week, buy two. Buy one for you. Buy one for the homie. Hand it out. If you're going to buy more, hand them out, man. Do us a solid. Let's hit the ground running and kick some ass with these guys. We want to show these guys at 7-Eleven what the fuck it's all about. For those of you who have already been on it, I appreciate it. It's a team effort. Really, really, really fucking appreciate it, guys. remember that goes on every day this week um and for us to do what we need to do we got to have your guys's help so buy one share one every day this week man tag me in it i i'm going to post every single one that i possibly can see i won't make it to all of them but make sure you're tagging 7-eleven make sure you're tagging myself make sure you're tagging form energy and uh
Andy Frisella 3:06
Let's show these motherfuckers how we roll.
DJ CTI (DJ Cruz) 3:08
You know what I'm saying? With all the drinks being sold, India might have a shot at getting to the moon for real.
Andy Frisella 3:16
Yeah, that's a fact. Is Ishan, your cousin, calling you yet? I have to leave soon, bro. You got to get back to work?
Unknown 3:25
Yeah. Too many drinks.
Andy Frisella 3:29
But guys, for real, man, it is so cool and so appreciated. it's just, it's awesome. And if we keep this up for the next week or so, you guys will have made a massive difference for us. So you guys are always asking, how can you help support? Obviously sharing the show, but this is one of those times where, you know, A little extra means a lot to us, so we really fucking appreciate it. Absolutely, man. Absolutely. Best people out there, man. Dude, not comparable. There's nothing like what we got going on. No.
DJ CTI (DJ Cruz) 4:03
It's only going to get better, dude. I'm excited, man.
Andy Frisella 4:05
I'm excited. And we will be, if you're listening to this, today we will be in Riverside, California. The information, do we have the address? Find the address. We will be at the 7-Eleven in Riverside. I'm sure there's more than one, but we will be there for the car show. I know a lot of you guys are planning on coming out. I think there's like, I've heard numbers of four-digit car turnouts for this thing, so we'll see what happens, but we will be there. I am bringing a couple of my favorite cars, so you guys can guess which ones they are, but we're going to have a good time.

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