REAL AF with Andy Frisella
972. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Stands By Calling Tim Walz 'Retarded', Liberals Melt Down Over Pete Hegseth's Narco-Terrorist Meme & New Claims Emerge About Tupac's Secret Gay Life
02 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
flow now my jewelry box froze fuck a bowl fuck a stove counted millions in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her own bankroll can't fold that's a no headshot case closed what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realist say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have cti live
With Andy and DJ. Hello, children. How do you like that? That's something different. Yeah, it was different, you know? Changed the game up. Yeah. Gotta keep them on the toes. I didn't like it as much. Didn't feel as good. Just really do it. Yeah. Don't forget, we have a fee. Fee is very simple. Share the show. Don't be a hoe. And share the show. Yeah. I'm all over the place. How you doing, man?
I don't know, dude.
I just sat in the sauna for like 30 minutes, bro. My brain's a little fried. Did you think of like you were someplace warm when you're doing it? Because it's like balls cold here. Bro, all I could think about was getting out of there. I feel like I'm in the microwave. Really? Like, you know how like you're standing in the microwave or standing in front of the microwave? I know how that feels.
Yeah, I know you know. You're watching the minutes go, and it's, like, going real slow. But then, like, what is this? There's three slow minutes.
Yeah. Okay?
One is a treadmill minute. All right? Two is a microwave minute. But I'm going to tell you right now, the longest minute is the fucking inside the sauna minute. That's the truth. See, I was going to say, like, you got a plank minute. Yeah, I wouldn't know nothing about that. Plank minute's pretty long. That's long. You don't know anything about it. I know a thing or two. I know a thing or two.
Yeah, I know planks. Bro, you know what else is a long minute, bro? Like, when you got to go to the bathroom. When you do it. What?
you gotta go to the bathroom yeah bro and like it's far away though you know i'm saying you got a little gopher going you mean like that one time that's what i'm saying that's a long time i had to have chris come pick me up have a fucking medivac we were out doing cardio one time On 75 hard, and I got like halfway through, dude, and it was an emergency.
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Chapter 2: What are the implications of Trump's comments about Tim Walz?
They've been asking for more conspiracy stuff. Oh, really? Yeah, they like the conspiracy topics. Okay. So I thought we'd give them a little bit of that. We're going to go ahead and kick things off nice and hot. Somebody in the chat says, shout out to Bubba Wallace. Nobody in the chat said that. Yeah, they did. Nobody said that. Bubba Wallace. Zeeshan, they say it. Who says something about Bubba?
There we go. The Mercurys. Shout out to Bubba Wallace. Oh, man. You're getting some love today. Everybody loves Bubbles. Yeah. But, you know, I thought a little conspiracy. What's your take on Neanderthals? I never met one. I try to reserve judgment for meeting people in person, you know what I'm saying? Oh, man. I mean, you certainly didn't get hit with the good looks.
Well, bro, you know what's funny? I got something on this, but isn't it weird that that's what a lot of trans people look like? Am I wrong? You know what I'm saying? Listen, why you got to do the Neanderthal like that? That's just wrong, bro. No, right? It's like, okay, all right, I see it. No. No, I don't see it. The headband ain't helping. That dude would straight up kill you for saying that.
The Neanderthal or? Neanderthal. Well, both probably. I'm sorry. Okay, but I found this interesting. So some BBC scientists. They used some cutting-edge technology to recreate how a Neanderthal's voice would have sounded. Okay? And I have the clip. Okay. All right.
This is a human. This is a human throat. This is a Neanderthal, and it's very squat. Probably the voice would be higher. So, Elliot, let's try male human voice, count over three. One, two, three. Just pitch up your voice. One, two, three. Now, we might have an idea that a macho sound is low, but that might be very useful, but it gets even more complex. Let's just add a bit of nasal now.
One, two, three. Now, the other thing that would be happening, which would actually increase that quality, is a very heavy skull that seems to pull down into the throat there. Now, add to that the fact that they had a fantastic chest, which is a support system of breath, which can produce enormous chest resonance and tremendous power. So I imagine that they wouldn't have subtle sounds.
It would be loud, very loud, or very, very loud. And we can try and get that by... I'm now going to engage Elliot by pushing to me. This is actually getting him right into his body. Now, speak. Now let's make a sound. Just let's make a huge R. And again.
Where did you fucking find this, bro? Where did you find this? And why do I feel like this is total bullshit? No, it's so real. No, no, no. I feel like she's total bullshit, bro. Come on, man. That's all you got? Bro, my algorithm is ruined.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts react to Trump's remarks?
Similar to what some demographics have today. Yeah. What's wrong with you, man? All right. Guys, let's get into the show, man.
Oh, man.
Everybody laughed. Now we got that out of the way. All right. It's just us now. Oh my gosh. I'm sorry, man. Dude, listen, it's been a long weekend, man. All that's been built up in me. You know, I got a vent. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, get it out somehow. But yeah, let's get into our cruise, guys. We got a lot of stuff to cover.
Remember, as always, if you guys would like to see what we talk about here, these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can check them out there. Thus being previously stated. Let's proceed. Proceed we shall. Hell on one. So Trump's in some good health. He's been making some noise. He's just got a very good, clean bill of health. They dropped his MIR, MRI results.
And... You know, it's funny because a lot of people were like, oh, show us the paperwork. And now the paperwork's out and they're calling it fake. But it's a signed, sealed, delivered thing. You know, we got it here. His physician gave him a, he said it's cardiovascular imaging. It's perfectly normal.
There's no evidence of arterial narrowing, which I will say, I mean, we see the amount of McDonald's this guy eats, right? Okay. Something's elevated. Okay. All right. Perfectly normal. Compared to what? But compared to what? Okay. Fair question. That's a fair question. You know, but overall, excellent, excellent bill of health.
And he made sure that everybody knew he's feeling good because he's been making some rounds on some things. I mean, can we be real, dude? Listen, we talk positive and negatives here.
Yeah.
Like, it's pretty ridiculous that people are trying to attack Trump and say any senile and unhealthy after what we just went through. Right. This motherfucker couldn't even write. Right. Okay. And I'm the first one to say, like, we don't old people in office. Probably not a good idea. They don't have to live with the repercussions of the things that they do for very long.
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Chapter 4: What recent claims have emerged about Tim Walz's administration?
problem with it? You know what? I think there's something wrong with them. Anybody that would do what he did, anybody that would allow those people into a state and pay billions of dollars out to Somalia. We give billions of dollars to Somalia. It's not even a country because it doesn't function like a country. It's got a name, but it doesn't function like a country.
There's something wrong with walls.
I mean, there is. Yeah. It's a badge of honor, though. I like how he said, you got a problem with that? Yeah. Like, dude, that's the shit we need back, bro. We need to savage Trump. But we need him to follow it up with action. Yeah, bro. With action. Yeah. Okay? Words are not enough anymore. You've said it all. You've promised it all. You've talked about it all.
And there's been very little to back that up. And until that starts to be backed up, yes, people are going to like the tweets. And they're going to like that you're getting aggressive. But aggressive talk is not going to get it done. No, we need more. We need action. Now, this whole Tim Walston.
It is interesting how almost every time we do a live, like the next two or three days, we pay attention, he'll start talking about the stuff exactly as we said it. It's very interesting. Somebody's listening. We know they listen. The motherfuckers asked me for my autograph when I fucking met them all. So, yeah, they listen. The interesting thing is this Trump-Walls situation, right?
Like, more has come out, and something just came out today in Tim Walz's Somali state, talking about these Somali pirates. I mean, Somali immigrants. the Minnesota scandal explodes over 480 DHS employees accused governor with Tim walls of orchestrating a massive coverup. They retaliated against whistleblowers to shield Somali illegal fraud ring, uh, that stole over a billion dollars.
So Tim Walls is under fire right now for this. After employees from the Minnesota Department of Human Services issued a bombshell statement accusing the far left government of orchestrating a sweeping cover-up to shield a sprawling Somali immigrant fraud ring that stole all of this money.
According to DHS insiders, Walls not only ignored early warnings, but actively retaliated against agency employees who sounded the alarm. So they're telling him, hey, this stuff is happening. These people are stealing our money, our taxpayer dollars, and shipping them off to Somaliland. You better not say anything about her else. And they've been retaliating.
We'll send my secret service to your house, shoot you with paintballs. That's right. Like we did during COVID. That's right. So they now accuse his administration of using political intimidation, monitoring threats and agency manipulation to suppress evidence and silence witnesses.
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Chapter 5: What recent claims have emerged about Tupac's sexuality?
That's right.
That's right. Uh, but yeah, let's check out like Katy Perry. That's right. You know, he's, he's just, yep. Yep. Who almost went there? Uh, let's check this clip.
He's putting out on the internet turtles with rocket propelled grenades kill. I mean, have you seen this? This is the secretary of defense. This is not a serious person. He should have been fired after Signalgate.
So, I mean, I can understand why he's upset because I don't believe the United States military uses RPGs. That's right.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to the claims about Tupac?
You know what I'm saying? That's a little, I mean, we're a little bit more advanced than that. Yeah. A little bit more advanced. I mean, a turtle could probably do it, I guess. I'm just saying, that guy... Here's what's happening, dude, okay? Like all jokes aside, here's what's happening. The walls are closing in and these people don't like it. They realize they've lost their grip on power.
They realize that young influencers and people with podcasts aren't the joke that they thought they were. They're starting to realize that everybody's against them. Everybody's tired of them. Everybody's tired of them being on the take and subverting the law and making life hard on American citizens. Everybody's tired of it. Not the left, not the right, not the middle, fucking everyone.
And they're losing their grip on the power structure they've had exclusively for the last 40 years. And they don't like it. That's what's going on. That's why you have Mark Levin throwing a shit fit every two seconds. That's why you have this guy panicking and these other people panicking. They all realize the... You have to think about it, dude.
If you knew that you did a bunch of bad shit and you knew that you were losing control over the ecosystem that allowed you to get away with that and kept that secret, you're personally terrified. And you could feel the panic from these people.
Chapter 7: What insights do they provide about the changing culture in business?
You could feel it, dude. Like, look at his face when he says that.
He was shaking a little bit.
He's looking at it and he's saying it Like the look he makes when he's done speaking here is like, don't you guys agree? But nobody does agree. And it's scaring them. So this is what's causing this panic. Watch his face at the end. That took the audio off. Yeah, you don't have to have the audio. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. You see that?
Did you see that at the end?
He's got like a lip quiver and he's fucking like looking around like, dude, that guy's guilty as fuck and he knows it. That's like when you sit with someone who you know has done a bunch of bad shit, like, okay, as an employer, like you got someone who you know has done a bunch of bad shit and they know that you know they've done a bunch of bad shit and then they start trying to defend it.
That's that look. Yeah, I am curious what kind of razor this guy uses, though, because, I mean, that's a good shave.
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Chapter 8: How do they view the future of AI and its impact on jobs?
That's a good clean shave. Well, it's a skin suit. Rub the lotion on your skin. Dude, I mean, listen, fair shakes, right? I mean, that's a good shave. That's a good shave. That's a skin suit. These are reptilian overlords, don't you know?
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, I mean, here's the thing. I mean, to your point, everybody's done with it, right? Yeah. And nobody wants these people coming in no more. Nobody wants the people that are already here to be here no more. And it's showing. White House has doubled down on their mass deportation, especially after the two National Guardsmen who were shot. One's dead. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking not even 30 years old, bro. It's sad, man. It's bullshit is what it is. Yeah. So the double and everybody's done over. Everybody's done with it. And I found this clip. I thought this was absolutely amazing. OK, this clip does not doesn't go how you think it's going to go. OK, because here's the thing.
The people that that are still with this stuff, the very few people that are still with this stuff. I don't think that they understand that like nobody's with it no more. And this is what happens when this in the real world.
Can I take a picture of your shirt? Yeah, yeah, of course. Wow. I just want to show everyone what a fucking pussy you are.
Ah, dude, that is awesome. Bro. Yeah.
Hey, look.
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