REAL AF with Andy Frisella
975. Andy & DJ CTI: Piers Morgan Explodes On Nick Fuentes Over Hitler Remarks, Mamdani Encourages Illegals To "Stand Up" To ICE & Gunman Opens Fire Outside Tim Pool's Property
09 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
What is up, guys? It's Andy Priscilla, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. Live! Like that? I do like it. I do like it. All right. If this is your first time listening to the show, this is Cruise the Internet.
We're going to put some shit on the screen over here. We're going to talk about it. And then we're going to talk about, we're going to speculate on what we got to say, speculate, speculative show. Nothing we say should be trusted. That's right. Do your own research. 1,000 for 1,000 right now, buddy. That's fine. But yeah, man, here's the live, and we're going to do the show. So what's up?
Yeah, what's going on, man? Oh, don't forget, we got a fee. We do have a fee. What's the fee, DJ? Guys, the fee is very simple. Help a nigga. Oh, what's up? What's up?
I forget, dude, it's live. I can't do that. Easy. Guys, help us. Share the show out right now. Right now, pause what you're doing and share this stream. Share the live chat. Send us a friend or a foe. That's fine too, right?
We'll take them all. Yeah. We don't discriminate. Help us share the show, man. That's how we grow. Cool. You share the show, the more you know. We say this thing. Let's see if the chat knows what it is. It's a don't be a ho. There we go. There we go. You guys got it. That's what we're talking about. That's love. That's love. That's love, man. That is love.
Yeah, man. What's going on with you, dude? Monday night.
Operator standard. Let's take a second, dude. Yeah. Shit's hot, bro. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's going well, man. You know, it's just the initial phase of the launch. Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the 'fee' mentioned?
Launch is only open until Monday night at midnight, next Monday. And it's the MVP, Minimal Viable Product for the app. We have a ton of shit that we're gonna roll out very, very soon on it over the next year. And then we have a massive, massive phase coming from it. And yeah, it's gonna be fucking awesome. It's so cool. I was telling them before we got going, but like...
Obviously, you're my guy, right? But it really is a really awesome fucking app.
Yeah, it's good.
Not that I was surprised, right? But it was just like, it's a really great fucking app.
Yeah, of course. But it's also probably 10% of what the actual app is going to be and how it'll lead into the next product. First base. Yeah. Yeah, man. So, yeah. So, I mean, it's going well. Hell yeah. Yeah. Thomas... was that Thomas Reacher? The future is here. That's the operator standard. Yep. That's love right there, bro. That's love. Um, yeah, man, let's get into the show.
You know, yeah, I got some people that are mad at me because we're charging for it. Um, Lord forbid. Yeah. And of course, when you charge for something, it's a fucking scam. You know, it's not like I paid millions of dollars for the tech and have six figures of actually operating the tech. And, uh, you know, have given away literally everything that I've ever done for free. I'm entitled.
I have to give everything else for free too. Come on, Andy. They got to get their pizzas and stuff.
Yeah.
We got to, we got to, I'm going to read a comment here so you can fucking understand what. Send it to me. I'll put it on the screen for you. Yeah. Let's do this here. Um,
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Chapter 3: What are the details about the app launch?
All these dudes, I pay out of my pocket. Everything we've ever done, I pay out of my pocket. So instead of making a comment and sounding like a fucking idiot because you don't know what you're talking about, understand that this is not just a course. It's not a course at all. And it's not just a podcast. It's actually tech. And anybody who's in the app fucking knows that.
And if you don't want to pay 50 bucks for valuable information from someone who's literally built shit from scratch that's worth...
10 figures um then you're never gonna make it okay because it's like literally giving up a fucking pizza so if you don't want to do it you're actually the reason that i put a price on it because the first time i did mfceo i had all these fucking tire kickers that didn't do shit and told me how to fucking do this and that and that and you know it was annoying just like you are so fuck off how about that so that's how i'm at i love it yeah i love it what's that one do that uh
Ronnie C3, appreciate that. Yeah, well, you can go in the comments of today's video and find what I'm talking about, just so you know. Let's read that one. What? Operator standard is worth every penny. This donation is for DJ to pay his phone bill so he can download the app. Yeah.
like literal real talk dude like you can't get that kind of info nobody can even give it to you no there's nobody that's even charging they can give it to you no so off if you don't want to pay if you're not willing to give up a night out or a coffees or a pizza then you certainly don't have what the it takes that's real so hey sayonara i'm with it man yeah i'm with it it's absurd bro
That same motherfucker has a $50 OnlyFans. I guarantee you that. Yeah. So, anyway.
oh man that's great i love it and then someone's like well we could just pay him 250 grand no that's for the founders council that's for the people that are eventually going to be able to probably and most likely invest in the bigger project so i can promise you uh you have no fucking clue what you're talking about yeah and by the way we sold the fuck out on so get mad about it I love it, dude.
Yeah, I love it. Well, you know, on that note, I thought this was cool in the spirit of being thankful, grateful and blessed. Yeah. OK, because, you know, Christmas is around the corner. Right. And I just wanted to take some time. Right. As a nation. Right. You know, what are some things we're thankful for?
And, you know, the first I saw this clip, I said, dude, I'm super thankful we don't have Biden in office.
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Chapter 4: What controversies are raised regarding illegal immigration?
I'm thankful for that, too. Yeah. What the fuck, man? DJ eats Snickers upside down. Oh, man. Oh, man. All right. You guys want to see my Biden clip? Bro, if you can't afford the $2,500 lifetime, just pay the $50. You can upgrade later, just so you know. This isn't about making money. Just do what you can. You don't got to fucking hustle in. That's right. Anyway. What's up? Yeah, man.
I got a Biden clip, dude.
Just being thankful. You know, it could be. Listen, things are rough right now, right? But it could always be worse. We can still have this guy in. This just happened over the weekend. Check this clip. We just have to get out. As long as we keep the faith, summon hope, and get back up and remember who in the hell we are.
We're the United States of America. That's who we are. America? And there's nothing. I mean. The United States of Americana. Got it. He doesn't even know where the fuck he is, bro. He really doesn't. I don't even know if he knew that he was at a LGHD TV convention. Yeah. In Americana. In Americana. What did he say? Hold on. One more time. We just have to get up. We have to get up.
As long as we keep the faith, summon hope, and get back up and remember who in the hell we are. We're the United States of America. That's who we are. We're the U.S. And there's nothing.
I mean... These same people, these same motherfuckers, dude, that talked for four years about how great of a job he was doing and say shit about his mental health now say, oh, well, Trump's got to go get a mental health evaluation. Bro.
when he's working fucking 20 hours a day dude this guy's calling lids at 10 a.m and look i got my criticism of trump but that ain't one of them no no this is this i'll do this is beautiful he sounds oh fire marshall mill yeah he does what's oh is that uh jim carrey Yeah, yeah. Dude, he's off his rocker. He also called KGP Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Look at this.
Well, when I took office, I promised to have an administration that looked like America. I kept my promise. And not just for the community, my press secretary, Kareem. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Dude, how much, what's the over and under? Those people that stand in right in front of that platform thing with the sign that says like clap.
100%. You know what I'm saying? 100%.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of importing voters for political gain?
That's insane. And I don't know that everybody kind of connects that. This is not about whether it's good for America or it's bad for America. This is not about do they commit crimes or do they not commit crimes. This is about a bunch of entitled elite people that look at us like the little worker bees who fund their entire life, who decide to make things exceptionally harder for everybody.
the people in this country who already have a hard life so that they could continue to make money and hold power over everybody else. You know, you would think if you had bad ideas in this country, if you have bad policies in this country, that you would change those to be more appealing and have good ideas for where we should take the country, but that's not what happens, okay?
And this is not exclusive to the left. This happens on the right too in different ways. But the point of the bottom line here is that they are not interested in representing us. They're not interested in the fact that we have 100,000 homeless veterans. They're not interested in the fact that we've got all these urban cities with high black populations
where they've been promised for the last 60 years all this that these people never gave to them so if we think about like the tools they're using they're they're treating people like they are three years old do what i want and i'll give you an ice cream only it's do what i want vote for me and i'll give you some free
And people are willing to vote for those things because, one, they don't understand.
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Chapter 6: How do political strategies impact the American public?
Two, they make you hate the other side so much that you are willing to vote that way just to keep those people out. And that's the dynamic that we're living in the country, both from the right and the left. It's not what's the best solution for this country. It's not what can we do to make things better. It's what can we do to make sure that we win elections no matter what.
And what can we do to make sure that we keep our position in society no matter what. And what can we do to make sure that they never notice how much we're actually oppressing them? And the answer is to cause massive division, to culturally demoralize people, to make people consumers of convenience, to make people fat, to make people sick, to make people stupid, to make people hate each other.
This is their solution. It's never... For the last... For as long as I can remember as being an adult, it's never been... hey, I got these great ideas and this is what we could do. It's never been that. It's been, the other guy's going to put you in fucking jail or they're going to kill you or they're going to do this or they're going to do that.
Chapter 7: What are the consequences of political division in society?
And that goes both ways. And that's not what this country's supposed to be. This country's supposed to be a... open forum for discussion of ideas in order to move the country forward in the best way for the majority of people. And that hasn't happened in a long time. How often do you hear these people talking about real solutions? No. Well, right now all they fucking talk about is Trump, right?
What's gonna happen when he's out? Well, they're gonna hate the next guy just as much they're already doing it like they're trying to you know And I don't know what to think about Vance, you know, everybody has these opinions, you know, they talk about Vance being a disciple of Peter Thiel and you know Yeah, and and and all these things I'll be real I haven't looked deep enough into it to know and
But I hear the criticisms. But, I mean, let's say it's somebody else. Let's just say it's an outsider. Let's say I do it. They're going to have a field day. Well, yeah. They won't because I'll fucking arrest them all because I am a tyrant. That's right. Okay? And you can clip that shit out and put it in the commercials.
I'll do what the fuck it takes, and I won't hesitate, because that's what the fuck is required. This fucking around with political policy and, you know, like, I saw someone criticizing something I said last show or the show before. They were talking about You know, when I said, hey, man, Trump needs to quit listening to these people around him and do what the fuck he's going to do.
Chapter 8: How does personal experience shape views on public safety?
And somebody wrote in the comments, dude, you listen to yourself. We're talking about the Constitution and you're going to trample all over it. I don't know where you've been, but the Constitution has not been in play for a long time. Okay, the last four or five years, do you think that was constitutional, the things that were done?
Do you think it's constitutional to sign a whole bunch of executive orders with a fucking auto pen? Do you think it's constitutional to lock people in their house for fucking years? Do you think it's constitutional to go to endless wars that nobody voted for and Congress never even approved? You know, you used to have to get approval from Congress to go to war. That's not happening anymore.
So this idea... of trampling the constitution we're past that at this point it's been trampled that's right they've already trampled it so the only hope we have is to find someone that says no we're going to get back on that but to get back on that a lot of has to be cleaned up
and that's what's actually required but you know we have a lot of people that you know and i understand that like dude i like from a principle of the conversation totally understand like the constitution should be obeyed and should be the guiding light for everything that we do but it hasn't been for a long time and if we continue to pretend like it has then you get killed by the people who don't play by the rules right so you know i'm to the point where personally
You know, I think some action needs to be taken to clean up the corruption so that we can restore the value of the Constitution. And not pretend like we're bound by those rules when the other side isn't. Yeah, that's the thing. How do you play the game? Or, by the way, when both sides aren't.
Yeah. Everybody knows the game of chess, right? There's rules, right? And how do you play against somebody who's moving their knight like a fucking queen? They're not abiding by the same rules.
Yeah. So you can't respect that. Yeah. That's like sitting down and playing chess. Yeah. And the dude just takes the queen and jumps all the pieces. That's right. And knocks the king off the board and says, I win. Yeah. You didn't win. You played the wrong rules. It doesn't matter. I won. Mm-hmm. And we're over here trying to play by the rules. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, you got to move the queen.
They don't care about the rules. They don't care about the rules. They flip the fucking table. So that's what we're talking about, man. And it's not just like left or right. It's not both sides do this in different ways.
And the people have to come together and not just become better, stronger people, because a fundamental reality that people fail to understand is that you cannot have a great country without great individuals.
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