REAL AF with Andy Frisella
994. Andy & DJ CTI: Alex Pretti, Ilhan Omar's Wealth Jump & Landmark Teen Social Media Addiction Trial Begins
27 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
What is up, guys?
It's Andy Priscilla, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. Live? Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah. Hey, let's just get into it, man. We got a long show with a lot of stuff to talk about. Oh, we do.
So we're just going to get right into it. Let's remind you guys. Share that feed out. Share that stream out. And if you're not watching live, don't be a hoe. Share the show.
Oh, they're cooking me on my cans here. Are my cans crooked? Am I good? Joe? Okay. Crooked cans is never a good thing. Orange? There we go.
Here we go. Sorry, guys. We got Gabe Owners in chat, as always. This is the collection of Gabe Owners Club.
One form, one family, one place under God. We got some in the room, too, apparently. Anyway, what's up? No, no snow days around here. Yeah, no, man. All is good, dude. We survived our winter blasting. Yeah. You know, I did my good deed for the year. What'd you do?
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Chapter 2: How does the conversation shift to the impact of social media?
Shoveled my neighbor's driveway. Did you? Yeah, they're like 80 years old. Yeah. You know, so. Bro, that's a lot of snow. Oh, bro, that's a shit ton.
We got a foot at the house.
I measured it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had about, oh, you had a foot? Yeah. Full 12? Yeah, full 12.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to be honest. We had about eight. Yeah. Eight inches. Yeah. You know, above average for the area. It's a nice showing. I mean, it is. You know. Yeah. You do a lot with that.
Yeah.
That's right.
But that full foot, man, it'll shut you the fuck down. It's a unicorn, bro. All I'm saying is... You're using the metric system. I had the Can-Am out yesterday, the 6x6. And fuck, dude, I got that thing stuck. Oh, no, you didn't. Yeah, I did. I didn't think that thing could get stuck. Where'd you go? Well, you know... where the guys sit. Yeah. Right.
I was going through the area there and driving back towards the house. Oh yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the details surrounding the shooting of Alex Pretti?
Oh, gotcha. Yeah. I think he knew I was fucking around. Gotcha. You know? Gotcha. But... Did you see it? Yeah. I mean, I had a nice cigar.
It wasn't terrible. No, no. It's not too bad. It's not too bad. Average is three to five. Yeah, man. But yeah.
So, you know, I did... Bro, did you see Tennessee, dude?
No, I haven't.
They get fucked. Oh, yeah. They hit hard with some real ice. Oh, man.
They got it bad. Damn. Yeah. Apparently, like, 18 people have died already. I believe it. Just from the weather. I mean, I've never understood. Like, is that just people dying from the cold? I mean, dude, think if you were homeless and you're out in the shit. Yeah, it's got to suck. You know what I mean? Bro, you know what I think is worse, bro? The homeless people that have dogs.
uh like for me it's like come on man you know that's like their only family i know man but it's just like damn man like i know it's hard but it's tough you know it's apparently ice is worse than the snow life can be harsh man no that was as we're seeing huh that was like a zisha i got it Anyway, what we got going on? Yeah, man. That's what we got going.
Massive ISIS taking people out, apparently. I'm sorry. It's too soon. It's too soon. I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, we got... Let's get into it, dude. You guys know it's going to be a convo. There actually wasn't a whole lot. I mean, this has kind of been the main topic. Of course. It's a big deal. Yeah, don't talk about any of that fraud. Yeah, definitely don't talk about that.
Let's not look at the other states, too. Yeah, right. You know?
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts analyze the implications of the ICE situation?
Yeah, that's why I have the fucking show Okay, I'm sorry I don't sit on my phone all fucking weekend and make real after real after real or story after story after story when I have a show Okay, so and also I don't know if anybody was aware, but you're allowed to sit back and process things before you have to say shit. No, that's how it's supposed to be.
Dude, it's so aggravating to watch the internet. And this is the whole internet. This is not left or right. But people just screaming about shit all the time. And then I see a lot of the same George Floyd shit happening. Meaning... People who don't normally talk about these things are putting up stories saying, I feel so embarrassed to say this, but I've never been political.
And they feel forced into saying something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you understand that's still speech manipulation? That's still pressure. It's not censorship. It's the opposite of censorship. It's the pressure to make a statement when you're not comfortable making one because you don't know what's going on. You don't post a black square. Yeah, or you're a bad person.
And I'm just here to say that all of you guys that message me about saying this or that, fuck you. Okay? I'll speak on shit when I want to speak on it. And if I don't want to speak on it, I fucking won't.
That's right.
I'm not a little lemming like the most of the world. Okay? And if I do say something, it's likely going to be on the show. And... I'm likely going to put some thought into what I think and not just be a fucking idiot on the internet and scream about shit 4,000 times like it's doing anything.
This goes back to what I was saying about social media being the pressure release that allows these tyrants to do the things that they do. If we didn't have social media, there would have already been a revolt. Oh yeah. Oh bro. So let's, let's not, uh, you know, let's not get it confused here, people. Um, you screaming 400 times doesn't really accomplish anything.
Especially when you haven't thought enough to process it. And with all that being said, even if you have, and even if you have decided, you're not the person to DM people
your friends family and otherwise and like force them into a fucking statement like the fuck are you guys you know no bro no anyway yeah no that that is that that's a really good point dude and it's annoying we've we've talked about it dude like with all of these situations you gotta you gotta give some time i think a lot of people they're just trying to be the first yeah they are and that's why i really know what they're standing on you know what i'm saying like because because
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Ilhan Omar's wealth increase?
What? We don't know yet. But we shall see, man. We shall see. Somebody said, I won a grand Saturday night. Betting on what? What were you betting on? Yeah. The NFL games? Probably. I know a lot of people are mad about that. Yeah. Yeah, war taxes. Yeah, I mean, we'll see, dude. We shall see, man.
But if you guys are listening to this tomorrow because you're lames, go down in the comments and let us know what you guys think. For the real motherfuckers, Live in the chat. Let's keep cruising, shall we? Let's get to headline two. I told you we got a little fraud for you. We got some stuff coming up. Let's do a dive on Ilhan Omar, shall we? Yeah, that'd be good. We should get her on the show.
I want to get her on the show. I want to wrap up with this whole thing with what I'm saying is that They all got to go.
I'm still with that. They all got to go.
Chapter 6: How does the social media addiction trial impact youth?
They all got to go. If you're not here legally, you got to go. That's it. So none of this has changed my opinion on that, nor will it ever change. It doesn't matter how many eggs get cracked, to me, they still gotta go. And if you're gonna get in the way of it, these are the things that you gotta be ready to potentially accept as a reality for your own life.
For sure. Yeah, let's do a dive on inline.
Before you go ahead, somebody commented, if you offer her bananas and rice, she'll come to the show.
Bro, did you see that clip? Is that a real thing?
I thought that was AI when I first saw it.
No, that's real.
Bananas and rice, bro?
That's all they got.
They mix it together?
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Chapter 7: What are the arguments surrounding social media's responsibility?
They could just pull out of Minnesota and then send all the illegals to Minnesota. No, I'm serious. Send them all there. All the illegals up there? For what, though? I don't know. Apparently, they want them there.
Hmm.
You know what's funny? Here's another thing I'll say. And I mean this shit. If you're criticizing and you're protesting illegals having a right to stay here and you don't have one in your house, then fuck you. Yeah, shut the fuck up. That's right. You're full of shit. Okay? So we want to talk about, like, the reality of the situation.
If you're so holy and you're such a good person, you have such a big heart, and you really believe these illegals have a reason to be here and you don't have one in your fucking house, you're full of shit. Hide them in your floorboards. That's what I think.
Okay.
I don't know about that. You're sheltering enemies of the states, aren't you? Yeah. That's some other bananas and rice. Where are they at?
Hey, man. It is what it is. These people are hypocritical.
Yeah, bro.
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Chapter 8: How does personal responsibility relate to social media use?
They say they want him here, but they want everybody else to pay for him. They want everybody else to house him.
That's right.
But they won't leave him in their fucking house. No. They won't leave him with their kids. No.
They always got an excuse as to why not. To be fair, their mom's house is only like two bedrooms. You know what I'm saying?
So they already got the basement. Listen, if someone said, hey, I'm hosting a migrant family in my home. Yeah. And this is what I believe. I'll listen to that. Cool. But like these people saying all this shit. And no skin in the game. Yeah, fuck off. No skin in the game. Fuck off. You're full of shit. I'm just, you know, I'm honest enough to say I don't want them in my fucking house.
I'm not letting them in my house. They're not staying with me. And so I'm not going to say they should stay with you either.
You know what I'm saying? But you're telling me that I should, we should, where are they supposed to go? Somewhere. Who's supposed to pay? Somebody. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Well, bananas and rice don't cost that much.
Bro, listen, it comes down to... It's what I say all the time, dude. These people have gone through an indoctrination process that's lasted for the last two generations to believe things that just aren't reality, right? You don't have a right to...
say that someone else should have to inconvenience themselves to host this family or these people or this incompatible third world culture and you're not doing it yourself. Like who the fuck are you? And why are we giving any of these people a voice? Like
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