Episode 2723 CWSA 01/17/25
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What does Scott Adams think about coffee and health?
Sometimes not on laundry day, but most of the time. Well, did you know that unsweetened coffee is associated with reduced risk of Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease, according to Sipos? Yes. There's nothing that coffee can't do. And this is the reason that I stopped doing cold plunges. You know, everybody's like, oh, take a cold plunge. Take a cold plunge. It hurts a lot. It's so painful. Do it. Do it. It's good for you. And I say... How painful is that? That looks like really painful. Oh, it's really painful. It's good for you. So instead of cold plunges, I have a big vat full of warm coffee and I just roll around in it every day. And that's why I don't have Alzheimer's or Parkinson's. Yeah, it's not an accident, people.
Well, I hope you see the video that's going around of an Air Force veteran who was assigned to pick up alien wreckage, and he would take his helicopter out. So the military assigned him to do this. And he said most of the things he picked up were just, you know, secret government programs and stuff.
What are the latest UFO sightings discussed?
But once, once he saw non-human egg-shaped aircraft while working on his secret UFO retrieval program, according to the New York Post. Now, here's what's funny. You'd have to see his eyes when he's describing it. I always tell you that the lying eyes are the ones who get wide. If you watch the politicians, you can turn off the sound and you can still tell when they get to the lie because their forehead gets wrinkled because their eyes are so wide. Now that you know that that's what a lie looks like, it's like, yeah, I'm going to take office on the 19th and I'll probably eliminate the deficit on the day one. You know, wouldn't they get the lie? But this guy's eyes are these giant, they look like saucers themselves. I saw a UFO. It's not even slightly, slightly credible when you see his face. If all you did is read about it or hear about it, you'd say, hmm, military veteran, probably credible. Probably found an egg-shaped UFO. Sounds good. And then one look at his face and you go, oh. All right, you got to see it.
Oh, my favorite story of the day. Every time the Washington Post does worse, I get a little charge of pleasure. I know I shouldn't. You know, I shouldn't be reveling in the complete incompetence and destruction of a newspaper that canceled me worldwide. They're the ones who kicked it off, by the way. But here's the... Oh my God. So the Washington Post came up with a new mission statement. Thank you, God. All I pray for is that I can use my Dilbert filter to mock the Washington Post.
What is the new mission statement of the Washington Post?
And today you gave me, they have a new mission statement. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'm so grateful. Here's their new mission statement. I'm not making this up. This is actually, I swear to God, this is what their new mission statement is. You ready for this? It's... They're going to highlight their focus on... No, their new mission statement is, quote, riveting storytelling for all America. Storytelling? Storytelling? Storytelling? newspaper, news, facts, storytelling. I think they just created a mission statement that says their news isn't real. Because do you use that language when you're talking about facts? How about, we're going to tell you what you need to know. How about all the important facts? No, it's storytelling. Now, Are they completely unaware of what that sounds like? When you hear storytelling, you don't think fact. You think fiction.
You think narrative. And indeed, that's exactly what they are. They accidentally picked a mission statement that describes exactly what they are. They're storytellers. They're storytellers. Their own mission statement of a news organization left out the news. They left out the news. Stories. Stories are not the news. I mean, they can be based loosely on the news. But then it gets better.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Scott Adams think about coffee and health?
0:32–1:41
2
What are the latest UFO sightings discussed?
1:41–3:49
3
What is the new mission statement of the Washington Post?
3:49–8:42
4
How did SpaceX's recent launch go?
8:42–14:38
5
What concerns are raised about the power grid?
14:38–19:08
6
Why are Gen Z drinking less alcohol?
19:08–24:34
7
What are the implications of China's economic situation?
24:34–29:11
8
How does manufacturing in China compare to the U.S.?
29:11–58:58
Speakers
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