Episode 2727 CWSA 01/21/25
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What is the highlight of human civilization?
Stuff's looking good. Let's call up the comments and we'll give you a show. Boy, you're going to love it. First full show of the Golden Age, if you don't count yesterday. All right. Got your locals' comments working. Done right there. Perfect. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Bum-bum-bum-bum. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. The beginning of the golden age has begun. Yeah, the beginning has begun. That's true. Totally true twice. And if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that no citizens can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tank of Chelsea Stein, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. It makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. Thank you, Paul. Well, did anything happen yesterday? I'm completely overwhelmed. I've never seen so much happen in so little time. My standard of how much should happen in any 24-hour day is now completely shattered. How do you do that much stuff in any one day? Anyway, we'll talk, of course, about the inauguration and all the politics, but while people are streaming in to find the live stream here, I want to tell you about a paralyzed man who, using some technology, has learned to fly a virtual drone with his mind using some breakthrough brain implants.
So I guess the implants read what would have been commands to his digits, his fingers, and instead of sending it to his fingers, it sends it directly to control the drone. So a person who's totally paralyzed can now fly a drone. I mean, it's in the lab, but oh, wait, I have an update. The guy who is paralyzed and learned to fly the virtual drone. He's been kidnapped by the Ukrainians and sent to the front line. Wait, I have a second update. He's dead. All right, well, forget about that story. That's kind of embarrassing. And let's move it on. Last night, as you know, last night, President Trump had three balls. He still has three balls today, which is the only way I can explain Barron. How do you have a child who's six foot nine?
You've got to have three testicles. If you tell me there's another way to get that done, maybe, but I can't see what it would be. So I think he had three balls last night, probably three balls all the time. Totally seems normal. It's the greatest inauguration ever, and at least that question can be put to bed. Do you ever wake up and say to yourself, huh? I wonder who had the most entertaining and awesome inauguration. You don't have to wonder that anymore. This was the greatest inauguration that will ever be seen in American history. Nobody's going to top that. I just don't even think it's possible. I mean, you could add some spectacle. You could have some lions killing some Christians or something.
I mean, you could amp up the energy, but you couldn't make it better. It was just the greatest thing I've ever seen in one day. And the funny thing is, I watched it for hours. I just couldn't stop watching. You know, I skipped over some of the musical stuff and whatever, but I watched everything that had anything to do with Trump. And how do I do that when I can't watch a movie? Like a two-hour movie would be completely out of the question, but I'm just like riveted to this thing. Anyway, only Trump can do that. So let's get into it. You've heard most of the things, but it's still enjoyable to hear them again if you've heard them once because they're so delicious, they're so provocative, they're so interesting, and there's so many of them. It's just remarkable.
But let me just give you an idea. First of all, I always talk about the new CEO move. If you're a new CEO of a company, You like to do a big change on day one. It's like you fire 10% of the people and you rearrange the thing and you bring in somebody who's a superstar from the outside and you announce you're canceling one line of business and you're focusing on something else.
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