Episode 2733 CWSA 01/28/25
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What is the best way to enjoy Coffee with Scott Adams?
It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. It's the best thing that ever happened to you. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Spectacular. Oh, it just keeps getting better. Well, let's talk about the people who wasted money on research. Number one, the Daily Mail is reporting that according to new research, People who are attractive get paid 11% more.
As if my followers didn't know that already. So I hope you're all enjoying your 11% extra pay because, let's face it, you are the sexiest, best-looking group of people on the entire planet. So it's a little bit unfair, but I think they could have saved a little bit of time and money by just asking me. Just ask Scott. Hey, Scott, do you think attractive people make more money? Yes. Do you think men who are taller make more money? Yes. You don't have to do that one either. I know all the answers to these. How about another one? According to SciPost, Vladimir Henry writes that anger might enhance creative performance. Again, just ask me. Really, you could just ask me. Yes. Yes. Anger generates more creative performance. I'm getting a little mad at this right now.
And look how much better I'm doing. Yeah, anger. When I started the Dilbert comic, there was a direct correlation between how much something bothered me and how funny I could make it. 100% perfect correlation. And in fact, I developed the humor concept that you can't make a joke about something that doesn't bother you. You just can't do it. You could try, but it would just be, oh, seatbelts. Well, actually, seatbelts are pretty good. So just ask me next time. All right. According to the Daily Mail, this one sounds like I made it up, but I didn't make this up. More than half of dating app users plan to abstain from masturbating this year. But the article warns there could be all kinds of risks. Apparently, it makes your penis and or your clitoris shrink.
If you don't work it out, it will shrink. And it's good for your prostate if you're a guy. And it's good for your cardio and everything. I know a lot of people just replace their cardio routine with masturbating. You just do it a little more aggressively. It's all about the same. However, I think that the real reason for the lack of masturbating is that people don't look as good to each other as they used to. How many of you have noticed that? It's not just me, right? Now, part of it is I think I'm at a certain age where I don't have really contact with young people. So I'm pretty much seeing people my age and 50 and over. But it does seem like people are way less attractive in the general public. If you want to see somebody attractive... let's say female, you know, you end up looking at some, you know, weird OnlyFans situation. And then you're like, maybe yucked out by that. So, yeah, I could totally see why people would just be less aroused, testosterone would be lower.
And I'm sure for the women, you know, half of the men look like they're just women. So, yeah, I can see why people would just be giving up. According to the Post Millennial, now here's one of these things where you think it couldn't be true, what people are claiming, and then you see this stat. 15% of women in federal prison were born men, so they're trans. 15% of women's prisons are biological males. Now, it kind of makes sense because biological males tend to be the ones who create the most crimes. So if you've got enough trans, you're going to be filling your prisons with, because men are just more likely to commit crimes. So yeah, 15%. That's something that Trump is ending, right? I think, yeah, he's going to change that.
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