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Chapter 1: What is Coffee with Scott Adams?
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, so you've never had a better time. But if you like to take it up two levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. All right, here's a confession. It's actually water this morning because I'm sick of shit, if you couldn't tell. Let me tell you what you don't want.
You don't ever want to have a cold with a cough at the same time that you have an untreated hernia and asthma. You don't want those three things at the same time. Trust me. It's a long week. Well, apparently banks are shipping gold from London to New York City, which is making people think, wait a minute, is that where we hit our gold from Fort Knox and are they just putting it back?
Chapter 2: What are the latest updates on the gold market?
But the official reason is that the price of gold in New York is higher than the price in London. So the banks that own a lot of gold are taking their London gold and selling it in New York for a nice little profit. Or they're refilling four docks, depending on which theory you want to go with.
Meanwhile, Cornell University, they're looking into what they're going to do about DEI because President Trump wants to kill all the DEI. But they're not commenting on it. They're just sort of looking at what they're going to do, which doesn't sound promising, does it? It sounds like they're going to hide their DEI in the rest of the company, like everybody else seems to be doing.
Chapter 3: What is happening with DEI programs in universities?
And New York University, also no comment. They're looking into their DEI program, too. So DEI, one university at a time, seems to be dying. Here's a story I don't fully understand, but I think it was the Financial Times said that the Trump administration is trying to get charges dropped against the Tate brothers in Romania. Does that sound real?
Allegedly, Rick Grinnell met with some Romanian folks when he was at the security conference. And he talked about this, about freeing the Tate brothers. Who knows? You know, when the Tate brothers were first picked up, I was one who was telling you, don't assume these are real charges because they're very political. It would be easy to imagine it was a political hit of some kind.
Chapter 4: What are the implications of the Department of Defense's social engineering program?
So we still don't know if they did anything that warranted the legal system. But there might be some action there. We'll see. According to The Federalist, the Department of Defense had a program in the government for social engineering. It allocated millions of dollars to it.
to what the Federalist says included creating phony social media profiles that the government could turn against Americans. Do you believe that? Do you believe that there is a funded project to create fake accounts on social media to brainwash Americans? That's what the Federalist is reporting. They say they've got documents and receipts and everything else.
Chapter 5: Is there fraud in government funding programs?
I think there might be another side to that story, but that's what it is at this point. But apparently the program is now complete, so they've already used it to influence America or crap on us or something. All right, if you're joining late, I'm very sick, so I don't know if I'll be able to get through this entirely. But if it seems like I'm low-energy Jeb Bush, oh, there's a reason.
So the media continues to say that the Doge project is not finding any fraud. Now, is that true? They haven't found any fraud? They found a lot of waste. They found a lot of things that we don't want to put money into.
But the New York Times, which says that Doge is not finding any fraud, has also separately reported that during the pandemic, at least 17% of all the billions that went to people for pandemic stuff, 17% was fraud. So what are the odds? that all of our other programs that give massive amounts of money to NGOs, what are the odds that they're not fraud?
I mean, just on the surface, if you've lived in the real world, you'd say, oh, yeah, almost certainly. Do you need any proof? Probably not. I wouldn't need any proof. To me, it seems obvious that the NGOs are just riddled with fraud. I think that's just a given. You couldn't create that situation of fraud. Let's put it that way.
100%.
There's no world in which that doesn't become fraudulent if nobody's checking and there's big dollars amount.
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Chapter 6: How will the House budget affect the US economy?
of course yeah those are two things you need it's uh there's a big upside and nobody's checking meanwhile according to just the news um the house budget plan would add 25 trillion in debt over the next decade now remember i was asking the other day how does the budget process fit into doge because doge is trying to find all these you know savings but
And I thought that that meant that the budget would stay roughly what it was, minus a little, but they would subtract out all this waste and fraud. But it looks like the House is just going to do what they always do, and they've already tried to increase the debt limit, and they're going to ruin us. So the House budget is for the destruction of what's left of the United States.
$25 trillion in debt over the next decade. You don't think that would end the United States? It would. We actually have a plan to destroy the United States. It's on paper. You can check the math yourself. But why are they acting like that's not happening? I mean, it's almost as weird as the media saying that Doge hasn't found any fraud.
And now the Republicans are just acting like, oh, no, we didn't make a budget that will guarantee the destruction of the United States. But they did. They made us a budget that guarantees the destruction of the United States. There's no way around it. $25 trillion on top of our $40 trillion? We would never be able to recover from that. So I don't know what's going on.
Maybe it's exactly what it looks like. The government just can't do anything. You know, Doge can do a lot, but then the rest of the government will just spend their savings. I think that the government is literally saying whatever Doge can save money on as their free money.
It's like, oh, well, that used to be in the budget, but now he took a few billion out so I can add a few billion back in and it'll be like the same budget. No, we're supposed to be cutting the budget. So if you don't do that, you're doing it wrong. MSNBC is launching a premium subscription for $2.99 a month. Why would you pay for your own brainwashing? It's one thing if it's free.
You know, you're like, well, maybe there's a little brainwashing in there, but I'll learn something. But why would you pay a subscription $2.99 a month to be lied to? Because MSNBC is not like other news platforms that sometimes try to show both sides. They don't try to show both sides. It's pure propaganda. So I expect six or seven people will want to do that.
Well, 60 Minutes is being evil turds again. Apparently they had a couple of people on who were supposedly government employees who were fired by the Doge project. And they're just feeling real bad. They wish they hadn't been fired. And it turns out Carrie Lake mentioned on that story about 60 Minutes and the two allegedly normal people who just were chosen randomly.
One of them, Christine Dry, was Samantha Power's speechwriter. Samantha Power ran the USAID. So it's not a random person. It's the most connected political person you could possibly imagine. But 60 Minutes doesn't tell you that. They treat it like it's just a sort of a randomly chosen employee who's losing their job. I don't even think she worked for the group.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of German censorship laws?
So maybe flight control will be AI. It shouldn't be people anyway. It seems like it shouldn't be people. Well, Amy Klobuchar, who at one point I thought, huh, If a Democrat had to win, she seems kind of reasonable. I wouldn't want a Democrat to be president, but she did. It wouldn't be the end of the world. She's got some good ideas mixed in with the bad ones.
But apparently she's just all about the lies now. So she's claiming that Trump is stopping Head Start, which isn't happening, and cutting cancer research, which isn't happening. So the whole Doge thing has turned into
Democrats lying about what's getting cut and Republicans lying about the fact that it's charity or they're acting like it's charity that they're cutting, but they're dumb charities like condoms to people in other countries. So both sides are lying, which is interesting because neither side can tell the truth about USAID, that it's entirely about projecting power.
The way you know that USAID is about projecting power is just look at the budget. So they've got maybe $10 billion that was going to go to... $10 billion that was going to go to... health-related stuff. So if you thought, oh, USAID, health-related... oh, that's probably something really valuable and those countries needed a little help. But here's what they don't tell you.
The entire world needs help. There's no country that doesn't need $20 billion to fix their healthcare, including us. 20 billion would help us with healthcare. Every single country could use that 20 billion or some portion of it. So why just a few? How did we decide that only a few of them need to get this aid? It's because those are the ones we're trying to influence.
We're trying to overthrow those countries. If you don't get that part, that the real reason for it is to get our assets into the country and control it, nothing else will make sense. Oh my God, I'm sick. You know that activist judge who blocked Trump's spending freeze? Turns out he has. Excuse me. If I can't make it through, I'll bail out early.
Anyway, the activist judge who's freezing the spending freeze, he's freezing the freeze, he's being accused of having some NGO or nonprofit that is benefiting from this spending. So, so far, all of the judges who are acting against Trump or Elon, they all have some money connection, right? to the very thing that Trump and Elon are trying to get rid of.
So they should be impeached if they don't say that that's a conflict of interest. Well, Jeff Bezos, who owns the Washington Post, he may have made the decision himself, but the Washington Post decided not to run 115,000 front page advertisement that was going to target Elon Musk. Imagine being Bezos, who almost certainly respects what Elon Musk is doing to cut costs.
I mean, almost certainly, I would say. And then he finds out that people in his own newspaper are going to run a front page ad tearing down the guy who's the only one who could save the country. And Jeff Bezos just said, nope, advertisement's canceled. So maybe that's a sign of the times. I don't know.
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Chapter 8: Who is Norm Eisen and what role does he play in politics?
They just happen to do it to Trump. And, of course, he can make Trump look unpopular because the media is their lapdog. So all the usual media ran 90% negative stories. That's very indicative of a color revolution. There were fake polls, some say, giving Biden a double-digit lead. That would be something we would do to another country.
There were smear campaigns like the Russia hoax and the Ukraine quid pro quo and the Charlottesville hoax. Those are exactly what we would do to other countries if we're trying to overthrow them. There's the big tech censorship. Trump's messaging was suppressed while Biden's was amplified. That's exactly what we would do to another country if we could. And so let's see, what else?
So then there was this thing called the Transition Integrity Project. So this was before the election. I don't know before which election, but before 2020 at least. It's a pre-election war game predicting a contested election because they planned to contest the election. So they war-gamed it. What happens if we protest the election?
In other words, they planned a color revolution because all the tools are the same. They said, what would happen if We don't get an election we like, and we'll do a color revolution. They just didn't use those words, but they used the tools. So it was the Transition Integrity Project. So remember when big tech was... labeling things as misinformation. That's part of a color revolution.
I remember the media was saying the exact same thing all at the same time. That's a color revolution. Do you remember when there were all kinds of sworn affidavits and videos of things that look like election problems? And that was just called conspiracy theorism ignored. That would be exactly what you'd expect if a coup had been running. And then, of course, there's the mass unrest.
So Black Lives Matter, Antifa, almost certainly were organized by the same group of people to make it look like there's social unrest. And then Eisen was part of the Trump impeachment thing. So basically, Eisen is all over anything that looks like a color revolution, whether it's in another country or this country. So that's the claim.
So Eisen orchestrated the impeachment over the, I think it was over the Ukraine phone call. Yeah, he was one of the primary architects of Trump's impeachment over Ukraine. And before Trump had even made the phone call to Ukraine, Eisen had already drafted 10 articles of impeachment. So it's pretty clear that they didn't want to impeach him for things he did.
They just wanted to impeach him and they were going to find a way to do it. So it was a pre-pandemic. The impeachment was a pre-planned effort to overthrow the presidency. So there it is. And now, of course, he's drafted some more impeachment stuff up against Trump.
So once you know the players, if you see Norm Eisen on one of the TV shows, the question you should ask yourself is, is he just a person with an opinion? Or is he one of the most active people who run coups against Republicans? presidents in the United States that they don't like. So I leave it to you to decide. But it's not all about just Democrats acting badly.
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