Episode 2775 CWSA 03/11/25

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What is the simultaneous sip and why is it important?

Scott Adams 0:00
But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cupper, a mugger, a glass, a tanker, a chalice, a stein, a canteen jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens right now. Go. Oh, I love to see all those green everything's working messages. That's what I like. Well, if you are subscribing to the Dilbert comic, which you can only see if you subscribe on X, just look at my profile for the button, or if you're on the locals community, you'd see that plus a lot more. You know that Dilbert's executive team, they lost a lot of money this year. The company did, and they didn't have any good ideas about how to fix it.
Scott Adams 1:08
So instead, they're going to make TikTok videos. Does that sound familiar? It might. So yes, Dilbert's executive team is making cringe-worthy TikTok videos. Well, let's see if there are any scientific studies that didn't need to be done. Let's see. According to John Hopkins Medicine, They did a worldwide study and they found that if you have chronic pain, you're far more likely to have depression and anxiety. I'm pretty sure 100% of the world knew that before the study. But if you wanted to save time, you could have asked me. Scott, do you think that people who are in continuous pain are as happy as people who are not in continuous pain. And I would have said, hmm, let me dig deep into the inner realm of my mind. Yeah, yeah, those people would be less happy. And I got it. Nailed it. Let's see. Let's do another one. According to the Spectator Index, there's a new science. It's published in the BMJ. that says that exercise, whether it's walking, jogging, or strength training, is an effective treatment for depression. Hmm. Hmm.
Scott Adams 2:39
How could they have gotten that answer without doing all that work and spending that money and all that time? They could have asked me, Scott, does exercising make people feel good? Yes. But what about if you were depressed? Yes. It's yes every time. You didn't need to do that study. All right, let's do one more. According to study finds, a happy husband or wife could be the key to a stress-free life. So it says your partner's happiness can lower your stress levels. Oh, let's see. Would I have come up with the same answer? If your spouse is really happy... Does that make you less happy or more happy? I'm going to say more happy. Checking the science? Yes. Nailed it. Nailed it again. But then it goes on, and I can't even believe this. It says that the negative emotions don't have any impact. So if your spouse is happy, it makes you happy. But if your spouse is unhappy, it doesn't affect you in any way. Um, no, let me override the science on this. Um, um, if your spouse is unhappy, will that have no effect on you or could it make you unhappy too? It makes you unhappy.
Scott Adams 4:12
I'm sorry. I'm going to have to override the science on this one. Science is wrong. Scott is right again. So you can pretty much ignore most of the science and just, just ask me really I'm available. Just ask. Well, in other news, One American News is reporting that Michelle Obama, here's the least surprising thing you'll ever hear, is going to do a podcast. She's going to start her own podcast.

What are the implications of Michelle Obama's new podcast?

Scott Adams 4:40
And it's with her brother, Craig Robinson, which answers a lot of questions. Number one, apparently... Michelle Obama and her brother are different people. So all of those who said, I don't know, I think she is her brother. No, they're different people, and you'll see in the podcast. But if you were looking at speculation, and it's only speculation, people, that Obama's marriage was not doing well, what would you look for? Well, if the marriage was doing well, I would look for the Obamas to be doing some joint projects, maybe some Netflix stuff, some other stuff. But if their marriage was not doing well, I would look for Michelle Obama to do a podcast with her brother.

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