Episode 2786 CWSA 03/22/25

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What is the highlight of this episode?

Scott Adams 0:09
Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams because that's what it is. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brain, well all you need for that Here's a cup or a mug or a glass of tanker shells, a stein, a canteen jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind that you will fill with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and you're lucky enough to have it happen right now. Go. That's the good stuff. Take a double if you need it. Well, after the show, sometime around 8.20 Eastern time, we'll be Owen Gregorian hosting a Spaces for all of you and anybody else who wants to join. So look on the X platform. Look for Owen Gregorian. Just do a search for Owen Gregorian. Or you can look at my X feed. You'll see I just reposted it. And it'll be... A Coffee with Scott Adams After Party.
Scott Adams 1:29
All right, so don't miss that. Well, the Trump administration says it's looking for some big deals for eggs from Turkey and South Korea and maybe at least one other place, according to The Hill. Now, you might say to me, Scott, how can you allow a story about turkey and eggs to Do not pretend that they're turkey eggs. Well, I can do it because I'm a professional. The rest of you will have to make terrible jokes at home about turkey and eggs. But really, they're chicken eggs. They're completely chicken eggs. Now, I didn't know that eggs could last that long. I don't know how you preserve an egg long enough to get it across an ocean, but apparently that's a thing. So we're going to have that. And also, apparently, according to the agricultural secretary, Brooke Rollins, the American fleet of chickens is ready to poop out some eggs very soon. So within just maybe a couple of months, we'll have our fleet of chickens up and running. Now, what you don't know is that they won't be real chickens. They'll just be drones. Yeah, we're replacing all of our real chickens
Scott Adams 2:51
with drones made in Ukraine. No, that's not true. That's not true. They're real chickens, as far as you know. Might be run by AI. No, no, they're real chickens. So we should have a chicken solution pretty soon. It's kind of weird that That became such a big issue because it seems like that's the one thing that either party would have been able to solve. You know, the long, the long-term cost of eggs, probably it was going to get solved in the next four years, no matter who was in charge. But I do think the Republicans put more horsepower into it, a little more, a little more work to make it happen. No way to know, but probably.

What are the latest trends in egg sourcing?

Scott Adams 3:43
Well, according to Breitbart News, Simon Kent is writing that Trump is going to meet with the UAE, or he did meet with the UAE, and they've committed to a $1.4 trillion investment framework in the U.S. Now, as usual, it's a 10-year deal, so people like to give me the big number. Still, that's a gigantic deal. you know, even over 10 years. So that's good. Now, here's my question. Was it always true that other countries were on a regular basis making big decisions about investing in the United States? Or is this really a Trump thing? Is Trump the reason that all these companies and all these other countries are saying, yes, yes, give me a deal or I'm going to invest large amounts of money in America? I don't know. It looks like it's Trump, doesn't it?
Scott Adams 4:47
It doesn't look like it's baseline. And the more of these that you see, the more of these there will be. Because when people get the idea, oh, if I do a big investment in America... America is going to be a little bit friendlier to me, and that might be good for me. So, yeah, I think you're going to see a lot more of that. Here's a story that will kind of blow your mind. Now, I don't know if this is true or not, but it seems true enough. According to ZME Science, it's a publication, it's possible that the population of the world or at least the rural population of the world, has been undercounted by over 50%.

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