Episode 2793 CWSA 03/29/25

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What is the highlight of human civilization?

Scott Adams 0:06
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, the best time you've ever had in your whole life. But if you'd like to take that up a level, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

What is the simultaneous sip and its significance?

Scott Adams 0:28
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen right now. Go. Extraordinary. So good. Well, after the show today, Owen Gregorian will be hosting a Spaces on X. That's the audio-only service. And that'll be a few minutes after I'm done this morning.

How does intermittent fasting affect performance?

Scott Adams 1:02
So if you want a little extra on a Saturday, and who doesn't want extra? You all want extra. That's where you'll get it. Let's see what else is going on. According to the Daily Mail, scientists have discovered that intermittent fasting could boost bedroom performance, especially for older men. So intermittent fasting could boost bedroom performance.

Can a robot dog inspire leadership in humans?

Scott Adams 1:31
Now, coincidentally, I haven't had anything to eat in about 18 hours. So if I suddenly need to take a break, you'll know why. Because of science. According to Reichenman University, it's funny that they even tested this, a robot dog can inspire emergent leadership in humans. Meaning that if you have a robot dog and you tell the robot dog to act like one of the humans is the leader, The other humans will just go along with it. So you can literally have a robot dog choose the human leader in a group, and everybody else will be like, seems reasonable to me. If the robot dog's okay with it, I'm okay with it. But I think the larger risk is robot persuasion. Do you know how influential a robot's going to be?

What are the latest advancements in robotic technology?

Scott Adams 2:35
If a robot dog can determine which human is in charge, and apparently they've tested it and it can, what else can the robot dog do? I mean, next thing I know, I'm going to be peeing on fire hydrants if the robot dog tells me to. Speaking of robots, there's now a tiny little robot that they can put in your body, according to the University of Leeds. It's a tiny magnetic robot, and it can take 3D scans of things like tumors and stuff like that. So the one they have now is for colorectal cancer. So I'm going to say it was only a matter of time before somebody shoved a robot up your ass. It's here, the robot that goes up your ass. I'm sure it does good work up there, but... I just knew it would come to this.
Scott Adams 3:35
Hey, Scott, do you think there'll be so many robots that eventually one of them will be shoved up your ass? I would have said, hmm, you know, now that you make me think about it, I think yes. Well, it's here. Well, the U.S. Army, according to NextGenDefense.com, as a high-speed 3D-printed kamikaze drone. So now you can use 3D printing to make a drone. But they don't say which parts. I can't imagine you can print the metallic parts. I mean, you can print metal, but I don't really think you can print the entire drone. Doesn't seem like it. But if you can do most of it, that would be pretty impressive. So it's all drones. You can have your 3D printed drone, which is great for terrorists. So if any of you are terrorists, 3D printed drone, it's coming.
Scott Adams 4:34
And there's also going to be all these drone killers now. They've got all these anti-drones with missiles and stuff. So you can have drones fighting drones before they even get to us. Well, according to Variety, they had an idea for making movie theaters more inviting because I guess not enough people are going to movies. And their idea is to allow pot smoking and texting in the movie.

How are movie theatres trying to attract audiences?

Scott Adams 5:08
John Nolte at Breitbart's writing about this. And I have the following question. How high would you have to be in order to enjoy watching Snow White or Wicked or any of the new movies. I've experimented with it at home and Personally, I can tell you that there's no level of... It's impossible to get high enough to enjoy Snow White or Wicked. I've experimented with it, so you don't have to.

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