Episode 2807 CWSA 04/12/25
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What is the main theme of Coffee with Scott Adams?
Coffee with Scott Adams, you've never had a better time, but if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a stein, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine, the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it's going to happen Now. So good. That was a little extra good. All right, today after the show, because it's Saturday, there will be an after party. Owen Gregorian will be hosting that on Spaces, the audio-only service within the X platform. So just look for Owen Gregorian, or you can look for my X account, and it has a repost there. But make sure you watch it, the after party, right after the show. All right. So I wonder if there's any science that could have been skipped if they had just asked me instead. Oh, yeah, there is.
According to SciPost, agnostics are more indecisive, neurotic, and prone to maximizing choices. So agnostics are less decisive than atheists and Christians. You know how they could have come to that same conclusion, spending a lot less money and taking a lot less time? Just ask me, hey, do you think agnostics are as certain as atheists and Christians? And I would say, probably not. Do you think they can rapidly order at the cheesecake factory? I would say, probably not. Probably not. You don't need to study that one. So next time ask me. ChatGPT has a very big upgrade, which is scary, but oh so useful. So you decide how much fear you want, but Ars Technica is reporting on it. Samuel Lacson, that now ChatGPT will be able to remember if you set it to do that.
You have the option of turning it off. It will remember all of your prior conversations. So if you were asking ChatGPT about a certain topic months ago, and then you wanted to follow up, you wouldn't have to re-explain everything again. You would already know, oh, this person already asked me these questions, so I don't need to answer the same stuff again. I'll just add this new thing that they asked me about. So how much more useful that will become is a lot. That's a pretty big advancement. It's hard to imagine they can store all that, but they've got a lot of data centers. So that's coming. Well, Trump had his physical. We don't have the results yet. But I did a comic yesterday called Robots Read News. Those of you on Locals get to see it only.
And Robots Read News is literally a robot and a sex doll who do the news. And I'm going to compare what Trump said himself about the results of his medical exam. And then I'm going to... And then I'm going to compare it to the joke version that I wrote before Trump spoke about it. And I want you to see if I captured the vibe of it approximately correct. All right. So here's what Trump said. The doctor hasn't said anything yet. But Trump said, overall, I felt I was in very good shape. A good heart, a good soul, very good soul, right? A very good soul. Which medical test tested the soul? It looks like your soul is doing great, Mr. President. You're at 100% in the soul. No one in the world would have said that.
He's the only human being who would have said he went to a medical examination and he had a good heart and a good soul, a very good soul. And then he says, I took, I wanted to be a little different than Biden. I took a cognitive test. I don't know what to tell you other than I got every answer right. Yeah. Okay. Now, that's what he actually said. Now, here's what the comic version said when the robot in my comic strip, Robots Read News, was reporting on the same event. So the robot reading the news, he was quoting the doctor. The doctor hasn't actually spoken yet, but it's a fake quote of the doctor. Quote, that Trump is essentially immortal. and slightly smarter than Einstein.
What updates were made to ChatGPT?
His testicles are like bowling balls, and his ear grew back better. Now, don't you think I captured the vibe? His ear grew back better. There's no way you can report his medical examination straightforward. It just has to be funny, because you know the real one's going to be hilarious. Whatever it is the doctor says is going to have to be approved by Trump.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main theme of Coffee with Scott Adams?
0:00–5:30
2
What updates were made to ChatGPT?
5:30–11:47
3
What did Trump say about his health?
11:47–20:40
4
What is the significance of Alina Haba's new position?
20:40–22:54
5
How is Doge influencing federal grants?
22:54–34:31
6
What are the implications of European tourists canceling trips to the US?
34:31–45:19
7
What criticisms do Democrats have about Trump and Musk?
45:19–1:02:35
Speakers
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