Episode 2838 CWSA 05/13/25

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What are the latest updates on the stock market?

Scott Adams 0:01
And here I am just checking on your stocks, and they look to be up. Stocks are up. Inflation rose by 2.3%, which I think is good news, right? All right, let's get my comments working, and then we got a show. Then we got a show. Come on in here. You'll love it. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, a mystery just got solved. I can't tell you what it is, but in the comments, somebody just solved a mystery for me. Good. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and it's the best thing that ever happened to you. But if you want to take a chance on taking this up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tank or chalice or a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
Scott Adams 1:16
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now. Go. Ah, perfection. Well, let's talk about the news, shall we? We'll start with some science, get you warmed up. UCLA scientists, they found a molecule they think could cure baldness.

What is the latest news about baldness cures?

Scott Adams 1:52
So they got a cure for baldness, they think. Do you know when was the first time I read a news story that said science had a cure for baldness? Probably 50 years ago. Do you know when was the second time? probably 49.5 years ago. Every six months, I see a story that baldness has maybe been cured. Do you know how much baldness has been cured in the last 50 years of great advancements in curing baldness? Not a lot. And generally, if they find something that does cure your baldness and makes your penis not work, it's pretty much a guarantee. So, no, I don't believe anything about any story that says they're going to cure my baldness or anybody else's. According to a story in Newsweek, psychopaths are more attractive. Did you know that? Psychopaths are more attractive, and therefore, because people trust attractive people. They shouldn't, but they do. The psychopaths can get away with more because they get trusted because they're attractive. Now, here's my question to you.

How are psychopaths perceived in society?

Scott Adams 3:13
Where's the cause and where's the effect if psychopaths are more attractive? I've told you this story before about when I was very young. I remember looking in the mirror and saying to myself, hmm, looks like you're not going to play in the NBA. Probably not. Chances are you won't play in the NBA. And so I planned my life around the alternative, which is go to college and build up my brain. Do you think the psychopaths When they're very young, they can tell they're unusually attractive already. And they're not psychopaths yet. But they quickly learned that because they're attractive, they can get away with murder. So I think being attractive turns you into a psychopath because you don't need to worry about consequences. Whereas I have to worry about consequences.
Scott Adams 4:14
So that's why I'm such a nice guy. But you've heard that power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Is that all that's going on? Could it be that the attractiveness power of the psychopath, well, maybe it just starts as attractiveness power, but then they just become psychopaths. I don't know. Just my hypothesis. Here's a study that I found interesting, that if you want to change your location, well, apparently Nobel Prize winners are more likely to be Nobel Prize winners if they have changed their location more times. So in other words, if you used to live in one place, but then you moved, and maybe you moved again, you're more likely to become a Nobel Prize winner. And there's a reason for that.
Scott Adams 5:17
If you were, let's say you were a genius and you were born in Silicon Valley with other geniuses, you would fairly soon become like the other people. So it would be really good that you were around other geniuses. That would be a real advantage. It might make you smarter, but only to a certain level. And then you would be sort of into groupthink.

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