Episode 2845 CWSA 05/20/25

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What is the highlight of human existence?

Scott Adams 0:00
And let's check in on the stocks. Yeah, down a little bit. Could be better. But we'll get our comments working here, and then I'll give you the show you deserve. Because you deserve it. You do. You totally deserve it. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human existence. This is Color Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. If you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a sty and a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better.

What is the simultaneous sip?

Scott Adams 1:12
It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go. Tremendous. Gets better every time. Well, I got to tell you, I had the best day yesterday. The strangest thing about yesterday is, if there's anybody here who didn't hear, I was talking about my own cancer situation. And that created a tsunami of love that I've never experienced before. And the most incredible time was Dr. Hypnosis and Owen Gregorian did a Spaces in which people were invited to talk about me. Sorry. And what impact that had on their lives. Now, unbeknownst to most of you who were on that Spaces, I was listening. So I didn't catch all of it. It was over four hours. But for about, I don't know, two and a half hours, I got to listen like I was at my own funeral.

What impact has Scott Adams had on people's lives?

Scott Adams 2:43
And people were saying one good thing about me after another. But the part I didn't know was how much I changed people's lives. And so people just had one story after another of how they'd gone from a bad situation to a good situation because of something I said or something I saw in my books or some other thing. And I got to tell you, if you could have one day in your life to experience that it was indescribable it was it was beyond amazing and i had no idea so i think somebody said that i didn't know how much impact i had on the world i thought i had a lot But apparently I had underestimated. And so I'm humbled. And it just made everything seem worthwhile. Everything was worthwhile. So I'll hang on as long as I can to make sure you get some extra benefit.

What are the latest developments in flying cars?

Scott Adams 4:03
And we don't need to talk about it every day. Things will go the way things go. But we'll just do the show today, if you don't mind. Looks like we'll have some extra people here. Well, that's good. Well, apparently, according to ZME Science, there's the first mass-produced flying car is ready to go. So for $1 million, you'll be able to get a flying car. But how many people would want a flying car? Because you'd have to have a pilot's license. So the car part, of course, would not be ideal because the wings are extra and they fold on the car. So it probably gives terrible mileage. It doesn't look like it would be the best car. But it is a flying car. It's already built. And they're ready to go into mass production.

Why did Home Depot report higher than expected sales?

Scott Adams 5:10
So in 2026, you can get your own flying car. You know, that's always been the joke. Where's my flying car? Well, here it is. Apparently there's going to be a flying car. We'll see if they actually do mass produce. They believe there's a gigantic market for flying cars. I don't think so. I think they're going to find out that the market for flying cars is not nearly as big as they think it is. Well, the Wall Street Journal says that Home Depot posted higher than expected sales because they say that customers continue to spend on smaller projects. How do they know that they're spending on smaller projects? I guess each sale is smaller. And so far, there's no tariff impact. But Home Depot says that they're not going to raise prices because of tariffs.

What is Mayor Brandon Johnson's approach to diversity?

Scott Adams 6:14
Now, that would be opposite of what Walmart said. Walmart's going to raise prices. But Home Depot says they will not. More than half of what the company sells at Home Depot comes from the U.S. And they just think that it looks like they're going to just eat the tariffs. So they're not going to pass it along. So that's kind of exciting.

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