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Chapter 1: What are the current stock trends?
Let's take a look at stocks. Stocks, not so good. Not so good. So let's not think about stocks, and instead... Come on, Scott. I can make this work. Come on. There we go. Perfection. If it seems like I have a little bit more light than normal, one of my shades is broken. So I'm all lit up, so to speak. I guess I should get my microphone. It's better with the microphone, right? All right.
Chapter 2: What is the significance of the simultaneous sip?
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and I'm pretty sure you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass
A tank of gels, your sign, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy me now. For the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. All right, that's some good stuff.
So I wonder if there's any science that they could have skipped and just asked me. Well, here we go. According to SciPost, over in China they studied some ping pong players and they found that if they kept the ping pong players awake for 36 hours in a row and gave them sleep deprivation, Guess what happened? Do you think they were better at ping-pong? No, no, it turns out they were worse.
Chapter 3: How does sleep deprivation affect athletes?
Did you really need to study if ping pong players would be better or worse with sleep deprivation? Couldn't you do that with literally everything? I wonder if they got new funding, they got a new grant. All right, now we're gonna test tennis. Yes, if you do not sleep for 36 hours, you will not be that good at tennis compared to your baseline. So next time, just ask me.
Elon Musk announced today that apparently you can make audio and video calls online. without a phone number across all X platforms. But I can't figure out how to do it. Do any of you have a new button where you can call people on X? Because I looked for the button and found none. So maybe that's getting rolled out a little bit at a time. Now, how many of you saw the new video of Bigfoot?
Chapter 4: What are the latest theories about Bigfoot?
The latest video of Bigfoot is the guy with the shirt. If there's one, oh, it's chat. It's chat, people are saying. I didn't see anything called chat. But anyway, if there's one thing I know about Bigfoot, I'm not some kind of Bigfoot expert or anything, but if there's one thing I know about Bigfoot, he doesn't wear a shirt. So if you see a Bigfoot with a shirt, probably not the real one.
That's just my tip. Well, according to wonderful engineering, they've got an aircraft motor that's so quiet you wouldn't even hear it. At the moment, it's for smaller planes, ultralights. But if you live where I live, how many of you live where there's always plane pollution noise? I live pretty close to an airport, so there's pretty much airplane noise all the time.
Chapter 5: What is the controversy around California’s homeless funds?
And I don't even hear, like, traffic noise because there's not that much traffic. But I hear airplanes all day long. And wouldn't it be good if you didn't have to hear it? Well, maybe. So it's a company called Whisper Aero. And they're testing it out now. Well, Joel Pollack, Breitbart News, is calling out CNN and BBC for running an unverified claim that Israel killed Palestinians at an aid site.
Apparently, there is no evidence for that whatsoever, but it didn't stop CNN and BBC from running with it, running with the fake news. Anyway, sorry. I got a little bit of allergies this morning. So President Trump is rolling out a new task force. to look into California's wasting of money for the homeless. So apparently California spent more than $24 billion over five years.
And I don't think anybody knows where any of that money went. $24 billion. Where do you think that even went? Because it's not like they bought tents. I don't know what that's for. But Trump is going to get a little task force, according to RSPN. And U.S. Attorney Bill S.A. Lee is going to be in charge of that.
This one's kind of fun because don't you assume there's a 100% chance that there's going to be massive fraud discovered and then we're going to find out how California actually works? I think California is just a money laundering criminal enterprise. I think all of the mayors and maybe higher than that are corrupt.
Chapter 6: Why is Jake Tapper's book not selling well?
And I think that they give out contracts to people that are friends of them and I get a kickback. And it feels to me like a state government is literally just a RICO, you know, just this big criminal enterprise and everybody knows it. So that's what I think. Well, according to Rick Moran and PJ Media, Jake Tapper's book, Original Sin, is not really selling as well as he hoped.
So if you want to compare that, I guess if you compared it to Bob Woodward's book, Fear, Trump and the White House, that one sold more than a million copies in the first week, But I think Tapper's book sold 50,000. So 50,000 versus a million. That's a pretty big difference. Now, what could account for that difference? Well, they could have asked Scott.
Because here's a lesson I learned the hard way. When I wrote the book, The Dilbert Principle, it was a number one bestseller because it said, your boss is stupid, but you, the reader, are smart. That's how you sell a book. So when Bob Woodward wrote Fear, Trump and the White House, then all the people who were afraid of Trump
They would read it and they would say, oh, I'm as smart as Bob Woodward. He just knows a few more things than I know, so he's ranting out my knowledge. So if somebody sells a book that's trying to tell you what you already know, but they say it better and they add some details, that's going to be a bestseller. The book that nobody wants...
is you were an idiot and all the people you trusted were liars. And that's what the Tapper book is. Because it starts with, you know, if you were a little bit smarter as a Democrat, you would have noticed that Biden was mentally incompetent and maybe you should have done something about it as a voter. So it's basically an insult to voters, indirectly. And it's a condemnation of who they believed.
So not only do the voters get to feel bad about themselves, it's like, why did I do something about this? But they feel bad about the people whose job it is to tell them what's real, the news and the Democratic Party. So if you had come to me and said, Scott, which of these two books will sell more?
Bob Woodward's Fear, Trump and the White House, or Original Sin, which is all about everybody who's a Democrat being incompetent and not noticing the obvious. Definitely the Woodward book I would have picked. So that's your author persuasion lesson for the day. If you're an author, you want to write what people already think but you want to write it better than they're thinking it.
That's a trick.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of integration therapy?
I think it was in the Wall Street Journal. So for the techies, if you lived where I lived, it seems like everybody's on some kind of hallucinogen. How many of you can say that? Is it true that where you live, there are lots of people on hallucinogens? Because here it's so common, you don't even talk about it. No major life decisions for two weeks after a powerful dose. That's probably a good idea.
16%.
One six. That's pretty bad. But Republicans, 40% say the Republicans have strong leaders. Now, if you're a Republican, how in the world do you say that Trump is not a strong leader? Like, isn't that a weird result? Now, I can understand why people would say that the Democrats don't have a strong leader. But how could you possibly have voted for Trump and not think he's a strong leader?
How could you possibly have only 40%? That doesn't make sense to me. Anyway, only 19% think the DNC can get things done, but 36% think the Republicans can. So these are pretty brutal numbers. And when Hakeem Jeffries was presented with these numbers on CNN, his answer was, we don't have the presidency. So if you don't have the presidency...
You can't get anything done, and nobody thinks you have a strong leader. But they were kind of talking about him, weren't they? Shouldn't he be the strong leader? That's pretty bad. um have you seen have you all seen the weird tall hair guy on msnbc if i described him would you know who he is so i don't know what he is ethnically maybe indian um
but he's got this sort of a gray streaked hair that he's teased up so it's like a foot above his head and just creates this like a it looks like a flame but without the red it's kind of interesting i i have to say if you see him once um you're definitely going to remember him. So it works from that perspective.
By the way, he was on MSNBC, and he's buying into the idea, I think there was one professor in Boston who came up with this, that the cuts to USAID have already resulted in 300,000 deaths. Now, can you even imagine
believing that they're already just already 300 000 deaths i don't think so i think he's probably under the idea that usaid is literally like age for people who want food and stuff there's a little bit of that oh bono bono said it No, not the dandelion guy. The dandelion guy is different. But I can't even imagine believing that number. Well, the Tinder app. has made a change.
Apparently you can set it for not showing you any men who are under six feet tall. Now, isn't that exactly what everybody does with it anyway? Don't they look at the height and eliminate everybody under six feet tall? So now you can just not even ever see anybody. who's under six feet tall. Now, shouldn't that destroy the app? Because it's just going to be a bunch of women who want tall guys.
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