Episode 3023 CWSA 11/19/25
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on in. We're prepping for the show of shows. Best thing that'll ever happen to you. There's room up front. Well, that is a nice shirt you're wearing there. How did you get more good looking since the last time? It's hard to imagine, really. Sure is. All right. Stock market's up a little bit, but boy, was it down. Wow. Come on, stream in here. I want all of you to enjoy this goodness at the same time. We don't often have a show like this. We've got a guest coming in at the halfway mark. It'll be at the bottom of the hour. And we've got a persuasion lesson. It's going to be a good one. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And you've never had a better time.
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If you were an app named Clock, there you'd be. Gotcha. Seriously? The clock doesn't have a clock on it? All right, we'll take it. All right, well, there's a story about a woman who was accused of the first crime in space. So, yeah, they say that men get all the credit for inventing things. It's not fair because women also invented crime in space. Or allegedly.
What lessons does Trump teach about persuasion in relation to Epstein?
Apparently there's some controversy about whether that was an actual crime. But it was a woman who was an astronaut who went up in space. And I think her wife accused her of doing something with a check or doing something with a password and stealing some money from the bank. But here's the funny part. And the only reason I'm bringing this up. It's not because women invented crime in space, although that would be impressive enough. It's the last name of the person who's accused of the crime. Oh, no. That was even funnier. This is not the name of the person who was accused of the crime. It's the person who accused the other one of the crime. So the one who was accused is named McClain. But the one who did the accusing, and I'm not making this up, her last name is Warden, W-O-R-D-E-N.
So the warden accused her wife of stealing in space. Did you need to know that story? You probably could have gone the whole day without knowing that. Nope, wasn't terribly important. But her last name, really, it was Warden. Didn't make that up. All right, if you were a cursor, and you were on my computer, where would you be? There you are. Gotcha. But wait, there are more stories. You've probably heard that the Senate has now approved that Epstein bill. via unanimous consent. So guess what? It turns out that Congress can pass anything it wants as fast as it wants. Does that make you happy? What have we been doing up to this point? Are you serious? You're telling me that the Congress can do things really fast and very efficiently?
Sometimes, but not all the time? So this is the thing that we got right in terms of speed. But the only reason it went fast is because it took us years to get to this point. We found a way, or Congress did, to make even an efficient process, which if it had been a standalone process, probably would have impressed you how fast it went. But no, no. Years later, it goes fast. So now we have a Senate and the House have approved it. It's going to go to Trump's desk. So how many of you think that that means you're going to see some more Epstein files? Do you think that's what that means? Or... There's always a reason to not see the Epstein files. One would be if there's an open court case, such as the one Trump was just trying to open against the Democrats for their connection to Epstein.
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