Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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If you were an app named Clock, there you'd be. Gotcha. Seriously? The clock doesn't have a clock on it? All right, we'll take it. All right, well, there's a story about a woman who was accused of the first crime in space. So, yeah, they say that men get all the credit for inventing things. It's not fair because women also invented crime in space. Or allegedly.
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Chapter 2: What lessons does Trump teach about persuasion in relation to Epstein?
Apparently there's some controversy about whether that was an actual crime. But it was a woman who was an astronaut who went up in space. And I think her wife accused her of doing something with a check or doing something with a password and stealing some money from the bank. But here's the funny part. And the only reason I'm bringing this up.
It's not because women invented crime in space, although that would be impressive enough. It's the last name of the person who's accused of the crime. Oh, no. That was even funnier. This is not the name of the person who was accused of the crime. It's the person who accused the other one of the crime. So the one who was accused is named McClain.
But the one who did the accusing, and I'm not making this up, her last name is Warden, W-O-R-D-E-N. So the warden accused her wife of stealing in space. Did you need to know that story? You probably could have gone the whole day without knowing that. Nope, wasn't terribly important. But her last name, really, it was Warden. Didn't make that up.
All right, if you were a cursor, and you were on my computer, where would you be? There you are. Gotcha. But wait, there are more stories. You've probably heard that the Senate has now approved that Epstein bill. via unanimous consent. So guess what? It turns out that Congress can pass anything it wants as fast as it wants. Does that make you happy? What have we been doing up to this point?
Are you serious? You're telling me that the Congress can do things really fast and very efficiently? Sometimes, but not all the time? So this is the thing that we got right in terms of speed. But the only reason it went fast is because it took us years to get to this point.
We found a way, or Congress did, to make even an efficient process, which if it had been a standalone process, probably would have impressed you how fast it went. But no, no. Years later, it goes fast. So now we have a Senate and the House have approved it. It's going to go to Trump's desk. So how many of you think that that means you're going to see some more Epstein files?
Do you think that's what that means? Or... There's always a reason to not see the Epstein files. One would be if there's an open court case, such as the one Trump was just trying to open against the Democrats for their connection to Epstein. Oh, that's a nice coincidence. Just the time that everybody agreed to see it. There's this legal action.
Well, I guess we're going to have to wait until the end of that. That's going to be another five years. So good luck if you're just waiting for all that information that you know is going to come any minute. Because if there's one thing I can tell you about the Epstein files, it's the only thing I know about them for sure. There's always a reason to not show you. Always.
We'll find out what the reason is this time, but not expecting it. All right. So it's on its way to the president's desk. And if he signs it, it really doesn't mean much, does it? If he signs it, it doesn't mean it's more likely that people will see the files. It probably doesn't mean anything, because again, it's going to be one of these process things. All right. So it wasn't a normal vote.
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Chapter 3: How does the recent Senate approval of the Epstein bill impact public perception?
Well, what else would it be? What's the other explanation for why they would go through all this trouble and expense to create this product? What's the other reason? Again, if there were some specific crimes that they thought were being violated by the military on orders of Trump, shouldn't we be talking about those? wouldn't that be already getting wrapped up into a court case?
Don't we have a system that handles that fairly efficiently, actually? Because we've had, what, hundreds of court cases that got solved? So it seems to me that this is nothing but a psyop, and I would say that the origin of this is almost certainly intelligence entity. Now I'm guessing it's ours.
So I'm not making any accusation there's some foreign country behind it, but this is not Democrat stuff. Is it? I wanna hear what Mike Benz says about this. But if Mike Benz tells you, oh, this is totally grassroots. Yeah, I think they just, maybe they were having dinner and somebody had this idea and then he put it together.
If Mike Benz tells me that's probably what happened, maybe I'd change my opinion. But I don't think he's going to say that. He hasn't weighed in yet that I've seen, but I'll probably see it by this afternoon. So go check out whatever Mike Ben says about the Democratic lawmaker video. Yeah, every bit of that looks like something suspicious is happening in the wings.
And then the language that they use in the video, quote, we want to speak directly to members of the military and the intelligence community. There it is. They're trying to get the intelligence community and the military to join them in an insurrection against the current government. What else is this? You can't even tell me that there's some other reason for this.
And Steve Miller says Democrat lawmakers now openly calling for insurrection. That's what it looks like. I mean, it legitimately looks like that to me, not making some political point or you can always twist things into your narrative. It doesn't feel like that at all. It feels like it's exactly what it looks like, which is shocking, it's shocking. And then there's this weird story
We'll talk about this, and then it might be about time for my guest. So this is funny. But Trump was asked on Air Force One a question, and it's hard to tell from the audio, but it sounded like he called one of the female reporters Piggy, as in P-I-G-G-Y. Now, some people said, no, no, no, her name is Peggy, Peggy. But the early reporting is that there's nobody named Peggy on the plane.
I don't know if there's anybody named Peggy on the plane. But if you're trying to figure out, did he really say that? And if he did, what was he thinking and why did he say it? I have no idea. I don't have the slightest idea. I don't think that he just decided to call her a pig. But I'm going to have to see a picture of the reporter. You know what I mean? Is there any chance at all?
I don't know which reporter it was. I haven't seen the name. Is there any chance at all that if I were to look at a picture of that reporter, an image of a particular animal would jump in my head? Is it possible that he wasn't doing it intentionally, but he looked at her and she just reminded him of some animal more than others? which would be terrible. It'd be terrible. It wouldn't be fun.
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