Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Well, let's see what happens today. Coming to you from my hospital bed. Good morning, everybody. Stream on in here. I think you'll have breakfast coming in half an hour or so, so we got a little bit of time to catch up on the news. You wanna catch up on the news? Well, I think we should do the simultaneous sip. There might not be coffee involved, but I do have the simultaneous sip this morning.
Yeah, I think I got the cough mastered. Well, we'll see. Good morning, Marcella. Eric Rami. Well, you're all very fast. Coughing with Scott Adams was kind of funny. You have to admit that was kind of funny. Yeah, Greg Biffle. I never heard of Greg Biffle. Is that somebody you knew? Had you all heard the name Greg Biffle before?
That's got to be pretty bad to go down in your plane and know you got your whole family with you. That's got to be about the worst way to go. Good morning. Come on in here. All right. Well, are you ready? It won't be coffee in my case because I don't have breakfast yet, but Well, thank you. Yep, he was a hero. Used his helicopter to help flood victims. That is correct. Michael is here, finally.
Similar family helicopter? I don't know. All right, you ready? If you'd like to enjoy the simultaneously, all you need is, get ready, a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or chalice or a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee, but I'm happy water.
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine here today, the thing that makes everything better. It's called simultaneous sip. It happens now. That was a pretty good sip. That was a good sip. Well, in theory, today will be my last day in the hospital. So they might watch me for one more day because the cough was something they hadn't mastered.
But on the other hand, since I seem to have that mastered, maybe tonight. I don't know. You want to check out the news? Let's check out the news. So the Epstein files are going to be released today. Do you believe that that will turn up anything new or interesting? You did miss a sponge bath. I think that was at midnight. Success lessons. Good, your success lessons went great. Good to hear.
All right, I'm gonna predict that the Epstein story might be probably underwhelming. What do you think? Probably underwhelming. So Thomas Massey's been fighting hard to turn that into a law. So I guess there's a law now to release all the Epstein files. The Epstein Files Transparency Act is now the law. So, but something, I don't know, it just doesn't feel like we're going to learn anything.
We might, might be the, uh, might be the biggest story in the whole world, but we'll see. So did anybody watch the video from the, uh, turning point USA speeches? I don't know what to think about all this. So they're now like what? One, two, three, four, five, six. So there are about six conservative stars who have some kind of Charlie Kirk, Turning Point USA, Candace Owens kind of dust up.
And some of it's about Israel, and some of it's about Candace, and some of it's about Charlie Kirk, and some of it's about the Turning Point USA staff. Yeah, so we got, so the players, I've been kind of ignoring this because, I don't know, it's not really world news. But, so Ben Shapiro, I guess he's going hard at the people who are not going hard at Candace and Tucker. So are there sides?
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Chapter 2: What updates are there on the Epstein files release?
He said I'm one of the good ones. Well, I don't know.
Chapter 3: What technological advancements are happening in AI and brain implants?
Let's see. I guess New Year's celebrations have been canceled in Australia, France, and Germany because it's going to be too dangerous because of terrorists. You know, I wondered when that would happen. Have you been surprised that there aren't more terrorist attacks in large gatherings? I feel like we now expect it to happen. Let's see, there's some Somalia. Bad behavior. Let's see.
Somalia's entire GDP is $13 billion. And the exposure to Somali fraud in one state is 18 billion. Chip Roy is posting on that. So there's more Somalia-related fraud in Minnesota than is bigger than the entire GDP of Somalia. So good job there, Somalia. All right, let's see what else we got.
Then, ooh, just did you know, according to the Massimo account, that just 27 minutes of daily meditation can grow your brain matter? I'm gonna say, I don't know if I believe that. 27 minutes of daily meditation grows your gray matter? Maybe. Let's see.
And Minnesota, according to the End Wokeness account, the Minnesota Attorney General Ellison, he blames the high car thefts in his state on Kia and Hyundai being too easy to steal. That's the problem. Too easy to steal. Hakeem Jeffries being bad. So Trump assigned a major executive order that reshapes U.S. space policy. I guess we want to get to the moon by 2028.
Have nuclear power up there and missile defense. Who knows? Huh. So Trump has threatened to seize more Venezuelan tankers. They could end up back in one of our harbors, he says. So I guess the Venezuelans are sending their military to accompany their tankers that Trump has said he would block. I don't think the Venezuelan Navy wants to take on our Navy, but we'll see.
Oh yeah, I forgot about Tucker. No, we won't talk about him today. Dr. Singularity says all cancers will be curable by the early 2030s. There's been an enormous amount of breakthroughs in the last... Well, I would say, can you do that a little bit faster? Apparently, cannabis compounds show promise against one of the deadliest cancers. Not my type. Wow. Let's see.
So somebody believes that we're going to war with Venezuela because Trump is on the Epstein list. I don't think it's that. But why is it you think we're going to war with Venezuela? It feels like there might be several different possible reasons. I'm not sure. One of them would be to control our hemisphere and get rid of the narco-terrorists and stuff. But I'm not even sure.
There's even some dispute whether Venezuela is anything they say it is. Good morning, good morning. So let me give you an update on me. So I'm done with all of my treatments, my five radiation treatments, radiation, whatever it is. So now I wait. So it could be about two weeks before I see if I get a feeling back in my lower body.
But my doctor stopped by yesterday, the day before, and did tell me that there's almost no chance of that happening. However, a different doctor had a slightly higher optimism, but not very high. So I wait two weeks to see if any of the treatments I got will make any difference to my body.
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Chapter 4: How is the Turning Point USA controversy evolving?
I'm just going to finish report. Is there anything you need right now?
No. Do I have a breakfast coming?
I believe so. Yes.
Okay.
Just let me know what time you want to eat. Just press the call light.
Oh, okay. Is that okay? I don't know where my call light is.
It's been moved. Oh, here. I'm so sorry. I just got here.
all right so baby and maybe in 20 minutes all right the staff here is very good so we'll play around for another 20 minutes all right checking out the news Trump defies odds, achieves economic triple play. Well, so you heard the news about inflation, right? The inflation was unusually low, but it turns out it's probably just the numbers are wrong. I don't believe any of the economic numbers.
Don't believe any of the economic numbers. All right. Let me check Owen Gregorian's feed. Owen, what do you got going? By the way, you should follow Owen Gregorian if you like to see stories that I like to see.
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