The Scott Adams School - 09/24/26 HOME TEAM w/ a Surprise For YOU!
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What is the opening banter and purpose of today’s Home Team episode?
Mike seven oh eight seven said whereica here I am We're here, we're here. Okay, we're live. Good morning. Look at look at Marcella's wearing eggplant today. Owen is Owen, you look tan. You look good. You look very autumn. I call
it Prince
Purple. Oh. We'd like that. Owen and I are big Prince fans too.
That's always what I think of when I see purple.
Mm-hmm. That's the way he intended it. So come on in everyone.
He commandeered that color.
He sure did.
Trying to
take
over. Marcella's trying to take over.
Um, I I just wanted to see the first person that would drop the eggplants in the chat. Thank you, Lang. Um shocker.
You like the
books?
I didn't see that. I don't see locals on my chat for some reason. At least that. Oh, I missed it. Oh
Aubergine. Oh Kev, you're so fancy. Welcome in everybody. Just giving you a chance to come in. I see all the platforms are live today. I'm so, so happy. There, Lang did it again for you, Marcella. Do you see it now?
Oh I actually don't see the locals chat in my This is terrible. I may not
laugh today. Uh oh. YouTube has to make me laugh or uh rumble. Oh, you'll laugh when you see my clip later for sure. Um all right. So you guys are we all in? Is everybody in? Get your seat, get ready. I need a sip like nobody's business, so let's take it away.
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Never disappoints. This simultaneous sip never disappoints, right, Owen?
I don't think it ever has.
No. Marcella, has it ever let you down? Never, never, never. Okay. All right, you guys. So oh, we have s we have things to get to today. Um Marcella, I have to come to you shortly because I need to know what's going on with the press. But I keep forgetting to play this clip of this dog, you guys. Like you think your kids are bad and you can't train them to do things, it's gonna get worse in one second. Check out this pup.
Yeah. Ready and again. So sweet. Is that a Shiba Inu? Think it is. That's what my dad had, a Shiba Eina. He's like, I'll tamp this down while you roll it.
How does the team’s discussion about their dogs illustrate the challenges of pet training?
Mm-hmm. Perfect. I love that. Alright, Owen, are the dogs at your house doing that kind of work?
Absolutely not. No. But that looks like a very well trained dog.
I know Lori's folding Marcella's laundry every day, right? Right, Marcella?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. I need to teach her how to do that.
I mean she could help you fold comforters for sure. It's probably Kev wants that dog, right? I know, I know. I've
seen videos of dogs picking up like the mail, like uh they leave a package and like they bring it over. I'm like No, Lori's gonna destroy it before he gets here.
My brother trained his dog to get the paper. So e when she was like a little puppy and he'd open the door and be like, Get the paper. And she'd run down, grab the paper, bring it back in and drop it. Then on Sunday He would steal his neighbor's Sunday paper. So my brother'd be like, Get the neighbor's paper, and she'd run across the street and you know, down the block and get the neighbor's big Sunday paper and bring it back to him.
A life of crime for a dog.
Yes. He's like, My fingerprints weren't on it. Um, so anyway, dogs. And
my my dogs are not uh my son's dogs are not that well trained. I I I walk 'em uh sometimes and and the they they still like pull as hard as they can and and They're getting better a little bit, but I just like I've basically I bought basically a I don't know, industrial strength leash, like for both of them. Oh
my
gods both dogs. But like even when I bought it, like it o one of the clasps on it almost immediately broke. So I bought like those climbing D rings. Like the real ones, you know, that never break. And so I I replaced it with something even better. And now it's like I think there's no way they can get out.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and purpose of today’s Home Team episode?
0:00–3:24
2
How does the team’s discussion about their dogs illustrate the challenges of pet training?
3:24–9:48
3
What is the latest development in the press‑access lawsuit involving President Trump and the courts?
9:48–19:30
4
Why does the group argue for a voluntary national service program instead of a mandatory one?
19:30–28:17
5
How was the new 2027 Dilbert desktop calendar created and what makes it special?
28:17–39:19
6
What clues lead to the hidden Easter egg in Erica’s studio and the thumbnail?
39:19–49:11
7
What are the emerging AI‑related cybersecurity threats discussed (OpenAI, Australian hack, FBI concerns)?
49:11–1:00:20
8
How does the “reframe” technique aim to change listeners’ mindset and outlook?
1:00:20–1:09:25
Speakers
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