The Scott Adams School - 09/25/26 FRIDAY YAY! Home Team
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What is the opening greeting and purpose of today’s Home Team episode?
Excellent. 103 beloveds waiting. I love that. Good morning. So I know YouTube needs a couple extra seconds to come in. And you guys, before we say all of our hellos, can we just watch this video while YouTube comes in? Look at this. This guy is right up my alley. Ready?
I noticed there was a frog living in our fence. So I made him a house. But he hated it. And then one week later, TikTok was like, he needs easier access, a patio that fills with water. They're really good ideas. So we started on V2, busted out these walls, added a patio, increased rivet amplification, and introduced additional arm comfort. Also, the people named him Frodrick. So we printed it, ripped off this garbage, and installed V2.
How does the hosts’ whimsical frog‑house story illustrate their creative brainstorming style?
And now it was perfect. Pool, we need a pool. Do you see you guys? That's an even better idea. So we made a pool with plants and this infinity edge waterfall. And Froderick liked it. He even had a friend over. For now, it was per- Wait. Puzzle. Without knowing the puzzle's intentions, we built Froderick an emergency cave. Then, Frod, he's called Frod now. Frod. Had a pool party. All the Frods were there. But then... Use the escape cave, Frogs. Use the cave. Oh, he's just thirsty for some frog tea. So Possum turned out to be friend, and the people named him King Julian. King Julian. Now the house was perfect. He needs a bug light. Then we started on the bug tractor. After lots of designs, we ended up with this spaceship.
And also added this pond. And then this happened. Then we had eggs. And then tadpoles. So we added a tadpole ramp. And then there were baby frogs everywhere. All frogs are now called Frods now. Frods. Then it turned out there was also a pregnant female possum. We named her Queen Julia. She had the baby. We named him Mort. Now there's a live stream where Mort and QJ have dinner each night with their hands. And then we made Frod House V3. And that's it. That's how Frod went from this to this. Oh,
I love that. You guys, isn't that just like when you try to renovate one thing in your house, that's exactly what happens.
I'm glad a homeless man is not living in front of his house.
If you want to avoid spending a lot on your house, sometimes it's best just to ignore all the problems
because
once you start, then you're like, well, what about this? What about that?
Duct tape works wonders for problems at your house. Oh, my gosh. Well, that gave everybody a chance to come in. I was dying to show you guys Fraud and his whole journey now. And so now I've been waiting for you because I've been waiting for Scott. Let's do it.
You found the right place. Of all the places on earth, nay, in the universe, that you could be, you found the very best place at the right time. Congratulations to you. Your instincts are perfect. And if you'd like to enjoy this even more, I know it's hard to believe, right? Because you're already enjoying it so much, you're thinking, wait, did you say more? I could enjoy this more than I already am? Wait, wait. I know it's hard to believe. But all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tanker, chalice or cyanocante, and a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, everything, except for Rudy Giuliani's shirt.
It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go.
Go.
Okay,
extra credit if anyone knows what happened to Rudy Giuliani's shirt. I have no memory. Do you, Marcella?
No, I don't remember.
Owen? Oh, I muted you, Owen. Sorry. I don't know what happened to his shirt. Was it his hair dye running down? I don't know. I hope he wasn't shirtless.
it might have been the hair dye i think there was an incident like that that i remember
or was it like No, I don't want to bring up bad memories. Okay. So did I see SJV in the comments saying something about harassing Marcella? If you guys don't know SJV, everybody on Locals knows him. A lot of you that listen to Owen's after party on the weekends know him. But SJV, I found a fascinating clip of you I have never seen before.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the opening greeting and purpose of today’s Home Team episode?
0:00–0:57
2
How does the hosts’ whimsical frog‑house story illustrate their creative brainstorming style?
0:57–31:46
3
What news topics do the hosts discuss after the frog segment?
31:46–33:15
4
How do the hosts analyze the UN, Trump’s UN criticism, and globalist influence?
33:15–1:11:42
Speakers
5 identifiedMore from Real Coffee with Scott Adams
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