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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Kane and Kingy. Ah, yep, it is a large one. It is a gigantic fireball for your Monday. Couldn't be bigger, actually. We've got that much to get through. I'm not sure how it's going to happen in the next three hours. Three headline interviews. Chris Davies is going to join us. So looking forward to doing that after some issues last week.
Harry Sheasley is going to join us after some issues last year. And Tom Morris is going to join us After issues every single week, the agenda, your feedback, first thoughts, get up early. We've arrived. David King's here.
Chapter 2: What key interviews are coming up in the show?
Kingy, good morning. Morning, Conzie. Always good to be here. Always good to just actually be here at six when the show starts. Always a nervous overnight event, isn't it? Don't sleep in, don't sleep in, don't sleep in. I'm fearing there's one coming in the back half of the year. I'll be nervous about this. You've got one up your sleeve. I know. I might just use it on purpose at some stage.
How's your weekend? How'd you go? Had a bit of fun? Well, it was busy. Yeah, it was good, but spent it at home, which is always nice. Did the Adelaide game, which was good. Good game. Went and saw Toy Story with the family, which I loved. Probably didn't need to, but just the things you do. What, just to get out of the house for a bit? Yeah, things you do, just catch up with the kids.
But no, it was good. But I've got a lot to get through, Kingy. I've noticed there's a lot of stuff on your sheet. I just thought I was a fraction. Before you do that, I've noticed a couple of things starting to creep in with your props. I noticed there's the first up in the background with Kane Corners. We let that slide. We didn't worry about that. We let that go. It goes out on all our socials.
Yeah, that's all right. Bit of self-promotion. No problem.
Now we've got a bloody Channel 7 microphone finding its way in there. What about the microphone sock?
What's that rubbish? Live and free on Channel 7 if you don't mind. Well, how did that get in there? I had to. That's a new prop, isn't it?
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Chapter 3: How did Kane and Kingy spend their weekend?
I had to. You made a conscious decision to put that in. No, no. What the hell is it doing there? I did the Sunday footy feast yesterday in this position, so I thought I'll change the microphone sock from the AFL one to 7. It's the professional that I am. Yeah. I just thought I was a fraction thin. Are you allowing that?
I will review original vision from four shows ago and just highlight the props that are finding their way in. This is obscene.
What's going on here? Well, I've got a sheathel, so that's handy. That's good. That's going to be good. I'm looking forward to the sheathel. Same, same. Yeah, you remember, yeah, I know you've got a lot to get to, but later on I want to revisit something we tried with the She's. But, well, we'll get, remember our song? We were getting snowed in, Gather Round.
Remember? Yeah, I remember.
We tried to play this. I couldn't move my lips.
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Chapter 4: What are the main topics for today's footy discussion?
It was that cold in that little wind tunnel they had us in at Gather Round.
Harry Bates.
We might play it later. We might play it later. It's a bit of fun. It's a bit of fun. But we couldn't move that day. That was one of our worst. That was a rough day. Oh, man. That was a rough day. I don't think since Level 5 would dare.
get us up to those shenanigans ever again nah nah nah you got a lot to get through today I do I do because I just thought I was a fraction I feel like there's a lot coming at me too which I need to get just a little bit your sort of collateral damage just off to the side of a couple of I know that that's a major part of this show I've been collateral damage
It's a familiar position.
I just want to start with something that you brought to our attention last year of how our friend Jackie Epstein can ruin a function with the best of them. And it's...
She's been living in a functions world. I bet she gets contra on the side.
So usually it's sort of grand final time where you say, if Jackie's in the crowd, just hold your best stuff. Well, it's happened already. I'm not sure if you caught up with the Herald Sun on the weekend. What did you get? Tony Jones couldn't resist having a dig at his old sparring partner, Tom Morris, during the male hug lunch on Friday.
Now, I'm assuming TJ thought it was a friendly room, a private room. Chatham House rules. Tom Morris was there, and they've got a good little sort of banter going on after they worked together, and now they don't. And Jones, who was hosting the event, has just been quoted left, right, and center From our girl Functions Girl. She's living in a functions world.
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Chapter 5: What are the key takeaways from Round 15 in the AFL?
thanks for joining us on fireball text machine going absolutely crazy we appreciate that apologies if we don't get through all of those we'll sort out balls for ballers a little bit later on as well after two unsuccessful attempts this morning kingy's onto that one our first thoughts of a host pass name best super fun by money maggot zine round 15 has been run and won kingy where are your first thoughts this morning just
I just want to back over the little podcast. Good on you, David. Sounds like you're threatened by these new age guys, 757. I love them. We go on them.
Chapter 6: Who are the untaggable players in the AFL competition?
We help them out, mate. We actually do love them. We actually give them a lot of time. So it was a bit of a laugh with Kane's chat last week. So just chill for a fraction. Chill out. Chill out. Hey, can I raise a topic? How many players in our competition are untaggable? I'm calling them the untouchables. I think Luke Jackson could be the most untaggable player in the competition.
I think you need to try before we label them.
Chapter 7: What insights does Harry Sheezel provide about his development?
Who could tag him? Who could tag him, though? This is the question. You need size to be able to be competent in the ruck, and then you need to be able to go with him around the ground after. I understand everyone says, oh, well, Blitzar can do that. I'm not sure he can do it in the ruck. Blixarves can't. And Blixarves is 35 years of age.
Blixarves maybe eight years ago might have been able to run around the ground with him when he was the steeplechasing freak, but he's not that anymore. Mark Blixarves is nearly, you know, he's closer to 40 than he is 30.
Chapter 8: How is the Gold Coast Suns' performance affecting their season?
So I hear that, and I can understand why Chris Scott didn't go down that way. Yeah, it would be difficult to come up with a suitable matchup for... Luke Jackson. But I'd like to see someone try something, and that will come in the next five or six weeks. We'll have a look at something. Someone will throw up a curveball for us.
We see Bont do what he did yesterday, and we've talked about him being almost... I felt sorry for Garcia yesterday when he swooped on that ball. Garcia was a metre off his backside. And it was over in a heartbeat. I thought, oh, that can happen. You just sometimes get knocked off by brilliance. I've seen Dacos work people into the ground.
But then we've seen, I think we've seen some vulnerability on the weekend with our man Cozzy. Yes. Well, I had this on the rundown, as you can see there at number four. Cozzy couldn't have been less interested on Saturday. And it had me thinking about Nick Dacos, who for whatever reason, I read some stuff during the week, just sort of comes across your subconscious.
So there was sort of a little bit of criticism over Nick. This is the beauty of Nick Dacos, is that... does he ever play bad? Does he ever play bad? Can you ever question his effort or his consistency? And I thought that if Cozzy wants to be, and we've spoken about Cozzy at stages and rightly so this year as a top 10 player, some may have him top five, but this is the difference.
Like Cozzy didn't, you know, to the, to the, to someone who was there, didn't want to be there on the weekend. There was kicks off the ground. There was undisciplined free kicks. His shorts look like they were hanging around his ankles at times. It just didn't, didn't, wasn't a professional performance at all from Cozzy. And it wasn't a hard tag. Like, Peatling went to him, but it wasn't.
He wasn't. He was trying to win his own football as well as he does. And then I see Nick do what Nick does every single week. Can we never, ever criticize Nick Dacos again? He's at that level where you can observe some things in his game that you're watching, but you can never question his efforts. So that's the challenge for Cosi.
If he wants to be regarded as the best, you can't serve that up on a Saturday. Perfect conditions against a team that you need to win away from home with a week off coming. and serve that up. So I think it's a good point you raise.
If you get a chance, I know it was a long day Saturday, but if you get a chance at the end of Craig McRae coming out of chat, and he was as honest as he could be, and I asked him, how does he specifically coach Nick Dacos? He's the complete package. What are you talking about? And he went into a discussion for about 30 seconds about how he wants him to kick the footy.
And breaking down the opposition defence, the way they want to hold position, how we strategise about getting that and talk about that in game. I haven't heard a coach talk like that before. It's actually a really interesting discussion. If you get a chance, go and have a look at it, Cornish. I know you'll enjoy it. There's more goes on than just, you know, we talk about his kicking efficiency.
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