Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hello, you are listening and watching, please keep me anonymous, part of the Shag Married Annoyed Universe. Oh my God, you've got me doing it now. Horrendous.
The Shag Married Annoyed Extended Universe. And this week we are joined by Babatunde Aleshi, who was what a funny, lovely man. I've never met him. Really nice guy. We all found out that we were all August babies and I think you'll find our reaction was absolutely called for.
We're not ridiculous. Pathetic.
We're not. Yeah, it was great. He's on promoting his podcast that he does with Mo Gilligan and Eddie Caddy, which is Man Like You.
Do you know we're now going to have to get Eddie on, though? Because we've had Mo and we've had Babatunde, yeah. But then behind closed doors, we're going to have to pick my favourite.
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Chapter 2: How do Chris, Rosie, and Babatunde bond over turning 40?
I don't think they're going to like that, but this is the world, innit?
Look forward to that. Listen, well, you know, but now Eddie knows that that's going to be the competition. So he's going to bring his A game, which is slightly... We're going to have to take that into account. We'll talk about this after. We'll talk about it after, yeah.
If you want to catch him, you can also see Babatunde on Stupid Central, on Comedy Central, and he was actually, he was recently on Bake Off, and that'll be available on Catch Up.
Yeah. You watched it in the bath. I watched it in the bath, and then I met him. What about his tour?
His tour, that is only in the Netherlands, apparently, so if you're listening in the Netherlands, he's already done all his English dates. High Expectations, BabatundeLSA.com. He might add some new dates in the future on the next tour, maybe just join his mailing list anyway. He's a funny fella.
Yeah, enjoy. Enjoy.
We had a fight about the jingle We couldn't settle on a jingle So this is the jingle We hope you like the jingle Jingle!
How's your morning been?
It's been good. I've not had anything to eat, so you might hear my belly rumble, you know.
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Chapter 3: What parenting hacks does Babatunde share?
Honest to God, I'm good.
Croissant is, that's buttery, so I'm lactose. This would be a different type of podcast. I'd be like, excuse me for just a second.
Please. Please don't shit yourself on the podcast.
I was going to offer you a yoghurt. Yoghurt's the same as well. Oh my God, we've only exclusively got things that'll make you shit your pants. It's like being in a jungle all over again.
Chapter 4: What are the best holiday destinations discussed?
That's hilarious. There's no judgment here. If your stomach rumbles, it's absolutely fine.
Don't worry about it. I don't care. This is the fourth person in here right now. Can we get an extra mic on his stomach?
So how's your morning been? What's this morning look like for you?
Oh my gosh. I woke up just, well, my alarm woke me up.
Hang on, you've got two kids?
You've got kids, what the fuck? And your alarm's ringing. No, my children, so they went to bed late last night. We allowed them to stay up, watch a movie because we were stuck. We wanted to go out so badly and just go for a walk.
Nice.
And we never ended up doing that. So we were just like, look, let's just, you know, let them have a movie night. You know, let them watch a film. They've gone to bed late. And so this morning they are just, they were out.
Oh, nice.
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Chapter 5: How does backstage energy influence comedy gigs?
No, our son does the same. Our son takes it to the toilet with him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Our youngest takes it to the toilet. He takes it to the toilet with him because the brothers fight between them. I swear to God, he takes it to the toilet.
Yeah, you've got the two boys.
We've got two boys. Walks around the house with it. Literally walks around the house in the morning. What are you doing?
Because he knows the older one will change the channel. It's annoying though. It's ridiculous. And my son will normally wake up early, like crack of dawn and just go downstairs and do that. So I've been hiding in the remote now for like...
i want to say like a month now so he's gotten used to that so he doesn't wake up normally when i hide the remote he will come into my room and he'll be like dad i've read my books i've done a puzzle i've done like my legos and he's just talking talking i remember once i was sleeping and i could just hear this voice and i was like What the hell?
Like, let me sleep, bro. Like, please.
But there's no build up.
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Chapter 6: Why did Babatunde start a podcast with his friends?
Have you not noticed that with kids?
Chapter 7: What unique parenting challenges do they face?
There's no build up. They open their eyes and back downstairs. There's no like, oh, here's a second roll about. It's open their eyes. We're going downstairs this second. Ten seconds ago. We're going downstairs ten seconds ago or you're the worst.
And they don't watch stuff like... like, you know, something calming to kind of like ease them into the day. My son is obsessed with Dragon Ball Z and it's straight onto like high intense fighting. And I'm just like, dude, give yourself like a moment to reflect.
meditate do something bro do you know do you know what I tried I tried I don't even know if you know about this I don't think you are yeah you are away right and sometimes when Chris is away I try all these things because I just because it's just on me and I'm like trying to be a better parent so I get a bit sloppy when he's around
and then so I tried to she'll be the other way around but fair enough yeah I know isn't that mad yeah I get a bit sloppy when you're home because I think there's not as much pressure but anyway I tried for a few days to get the kids to go outside first thing in the morning and stand on the grass barefoot
Oh, earthing.
Earthing. I read about it.
I saw an Instagram video about it.
It's a hippie thing, isn't it? No, they absolutely don't want to live that life.
That's the thing though, isn't it? When you stand on the grass barefoot, you do feel some type of... You feel something.
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Chapter 8: What funny story does Babatunde share about his boyfriend?
That's very clever.
He's not.
He doesn't want to stink his room out. He's very clever.
It's like, there's a window, you've got air freshener, like, I've hooked you up.
Yeah.
How old is he? My son's nine.
Nine, yeah. He's going to be 10 in August. Nice. In the notes, right, it says that you once strapped onions to your children's feet to make them feel better.
Yeah. So our friend from Canada, she came over and she was just like, you've got to try this new thing. When your children have a cold, just put onions under their foot and cling film it to their foot and then put the socks over and then that should drive the cold away because you've got these, you've got the most pores in your foot.
Right.
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