Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rhys James
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hello, this is Shag Byron Lloyd. Please keep me anonymous. We're actually just laughing, recalling stories that we've just talked about.
Yes, the guest this week is, we've done it again, we've got one of my old comedy mates on.
All Chris's friends.
Honestly, this is just like a reunion for me sometimes. It's comedian Rhys James, who we used to write together back in the day.
Who is Rhys James and what is his connection to Mock The Week?
He's now team captain on Mott the Week. And he's just a funny guy. Funny bones. Just incredibly funny.
Yeah.
He's going on tour soon with his tour, Chop Logic, reesejames.co.uk. You can get your tickets there. It's R-H-Y-S, James.
So more like R-I-S.
Yeah, so the thing is, right, what you've got to know about an R-H-Y-S, James, is when they meet other R-H-Y-S, James, is they get incredibly excited.
Oh, do they?
We have another R-H-Y-S, James, on our team, on our social team. So when they came in, they were all over each other like a fucking cheap suit. and my tour manager's called Rhys like that as well and whenever he meets one on the road it's unbelievable because what's the other R-E-E-C-E oh there's all kinds but R-H-Y-S is the most I think it's the most Welsh one so they get very excited oh nice okay well they get very very excited but he's a very funny man we had a great chat I can't even keep track of what we're talking about but it was a whirlwind and it was fantastic and I hope you all enjoy it please rate and like and subscribe subscribe on YouTube if you can that would be really lovely if you're watching this and enjoy
We had a fight about the jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle. So this is the jingle.
We hope you like the jingle. Jingle!
Mate, I haven't seen you for so long. It's so nice to have you here.
It must be a decade. It's got to be. I've probably seen you regularly. There was a period where I was seeing you very regularly.
Yes. What was it? Because I can't remember.
When I had different TV shows and different things, Rhys used to write with us on all of those things.
Is that how long ago it is?
An era of my life I call the Chris Ramsey pilot. The pilots. There were so many pilots. There were a few pilots. What are we doing again, Chris? We're doing another one of those pilots of yours.
We'll get some better writers.
Maybe you'll get one on the air. You were brilliant, always.
Well, that's the thing. What's really hilarious is I'm doing Mott the Week in a few weeks. Yes. And Rhys used to be one of the go-tos I would go to about him doing Mott the Week, what we're going to write. He's now team captain on Mott the Week. Amazing. I'll still write for you if you want.
I'll send you some of my stuff.
You actually said he's not going to be able to write for us.
It would have been funny to ask. Are you available for... Actually, ask Dora. He's got half an hour free as well. That'll be good. Well, he's just riffing. He's free the day before, isn't he?
Are you enjoying it?
It's great. Yeah, of course. It's like anything. I don't know if you have this attitude to life, but I have this attitude to life, which is like, you want to be asked to do things.
What is a retro injury and why does Rhys mention cracking his head open?
You don't want to have to do them. Oh, my God. It's nothing more than going to work, ultimately, regardless of what your job is.
I'm exactly the same. I get full-on FOMO through my phone. But then I'm like, I've been to that thing and I hated it.
Yeah, yeah, you just go... Obviously, when you're actually doing it, I think it's all just nerves that make me go. It's the build-up to the recording on that day where I'm just like, oh my God, I'm going to phone in a bomb threat to the studio so we don't have to do this. I'm pulling the fire alarm while Dara's doing the warm-up about to say my name. I'm like, well, I'm going to have to do something. But then obviously once you're sat there and doing it, it's like, this is great. And we record on Tuesdays and I would say... The last series we did for every Wednesday, I would swan around like, I've got the best job in the world. My life is amazing. But the Monday and Tuesday, I would be like, I would give anything to work in recruitment right now.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:20
2
Who is Rhys James and what is his connection to Mock The Week?
0:20–2:52
3
What is a retro injury and why does Rhys mention cracking his head open?
2:52–41:00
4
What embarrassing hygiene habit did Chris reveal from the Edinburgh Fringe?
41:00–42:10
Speakers
4 identifiedMore from Sh**ged Married Annoyed
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