Paddleboard Disasters, E-Dating Confessions & Jack’s Bum-Cheek ItchJack Manifold and Tom Simons are back with episode 50 of Shut Up I’m Talking. In this milestone episode, Tom reveals his relationship status, Jack paddleboards without getting wet but with getting itchy butt cheeks, Brighton beach life, stand-up nerves, beer diaries, and has TommyInnit lost interest in the worm?↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingEPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:Tom’s worst moment: pre-Tomedy gig nerves & stand-up disaster stories Long-distance relationships, e-dating confessions & fans oversharingShould Tom join LGBTQIA+ as ‘Questioning’? Is TommyInnit making Pride all about himself?Everyone admits to peeing in the sea. Except JackJack’s dad’s Belgian beer reviews & how Jack gets way too honest after 6 pintsTom visits a butterfly sanctuary, plays with stick insects & blows a wooden train whistleBrighton life = paradise for one expensive month onlyJazz night fallout: Tom ignores Jack’s invite & instead cycles recklessly and helmetlessJack’s birthday ruined by Ikea opening, A-level results and MrBeastMrBeast joins Kick, AI debates & dark woke argumentsTom’s book obsession: should he stop outsourcing his big life decisions?Jeremy Renner, love, and the secrets of the universeTom’s near-death stunts: bungee jumps, jetpacks, tanks & almost wing-walkingWorm update: the enclosure is now shit brown’, the worm’s still alive, but Tom doesn’t careRap names, streaming ADHD & Jack Manifold’s new video teasedWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 12/08/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

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