Our time at school, Tom’s crashout & meeting Steven Spielberg
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What is the episode’s opening hook and who are the hosts?
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That was your intro. That was what you were like, Oh Tom, I've got it. Come on. That wasn't anything. People if the The Intro's gotta be scandalous and sexy, it's gotta be like this. Oh Jack, man, maybe all your clothes are gonna come off and there's gonna be um but No, don't actually Oh, I thought we have to deliver on the promise. Maybe there's gonna be crazy scandals today.
There maybe there's gonna be a celebr we met many celebrities. We went to a premier and we met We We. We? We met oh you know, you did well, I mostly did. Um I had sex and I had sex.
Did you? I didn't have sex, but you have have the scandal. I've had I've had a sexual scandal with a dog.
Whoa! Whoa! I have! Whoa! I have! It's been horrible! Whoa! It's been horrible.
Before you ruin everything, shut up! I'm talking!
Shut I'm talking. I'm talking, I'm talking. Oh shut up! That was um natural. But hey Jack, I know you're gonna want to dive into the worst moment of the week. I know that's your favorite bit of the week. Especially given it's dog sex scandal. But I have a crazy announcement for our fans. Fans of old, we are now on Facebook as a podcast. Fans of young, we are now on Snapchat. Add us on both. We would appreciate it. Uh thank you. I sort of said that almost like a riddle there. It was a great riddle. But um that's the good news. I m our Snapchat fans you'll have till December because the UK social media ban has just gone through. Uh you won't be able to win.
No, no, it's spring next year.
Oh, well don't worry guys, you've got Christmas.
Got like a whole year.
You've got one last Christmas of shut up talking.
One year of shut up on talking before you'll have to grow up or Get a VPN.
Get a VPN.
So if we there's any good VPN sponsors that wanna sponsor the podcast, we're very up for the promoting you guys. Right.
Enough of your just waffling, just chatting shit, just boring the viewers. Okay, they're sick of this. Why do they come to this podcast? Worst moment. When do they want it? Now begin. You're doing great today.
I am actually. You do actually am.
Uh my worst moment of the week. Uh I have hey for you. You ever get hay fever? Horrible. I went like I've had hay fever the past few days. Uh let me explain y do you get hay fever? Uh the tiniest bit as of late. Let me explain hay fever to you if you don't know hay fever. It's allergies. It's basic when you're allergic to pollen. If you're me, it's grass pollen. Um and what the it does, it does three things. It makes me Itchin' my nose and sneeze. This one I don't like. Okay. This isn't even the worst bit though. Okay. The second bit, this is the least I don't mind this bit too much. Makes your throat a little scratchy little sore. That's okay. I'll get over it. Third worst one makes your eyes itch like fuck. It makes my eyes itch so much.
Sit there rubbing my eyes so hard. And I I have a problem by the way. People tell me this all the time. Apparently, like I I don't know if there's something wrong with me or something. I itch my eyes really hard and everyone always goes, like one time I was blinded myself. I went I had to go to that eye hospital. You remember that actually podcast episode with your mum where I had to wear sunglasses? Like It's because I uh scratched my eye too much 'cause of uh hay fever. Um and I rubbed a stone in it. There's a bit of stone in there and I just scratched it. Anyway, so um the itching of the eyes is the real big one for me. Um but anyway, I went to Mansfield at the weekend to visit my family. Turns out the pollen down here is is chump shit.
The pollen that's that real pollen. I got I got to Mansfield, I felt terrible. I felt so bad. I got there and I like genuinely would wake up every morning and sneeze for 10 minutes straight. Really? Just sit there and Until I could get an antihistamine down my throat.
Sneezing's not the worst thing though, because what is it? One tenth of a sneeze is an orgasm. No, no, otherwise a a a sneeze is one tenth of an orgasm. Yeah, so after ten sneezes, it's amazing.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the episode’s opening hook and who are the hosts?
0:00–8:01
2
How did Jack describe meeting Steven Spielberg at the Disclosure Day premiere?
8:01–15:53
3
What was Tommy’s “worst moment” involving the dog on the road trip?
15:53–23:58
4
Why did Tommy crash out when recalling his school days?
23:58–31:10
5
What happened when Tommy tried the strange cheddar‑cheese ice‑cream?
31:10–38:21
6
How do Jack and Tommy reflect on maths, science and language lessons?
38:21–46:48
7
What funny stories emerged from the Bristol road‑trip and bus ride?
46:48–54:02
8
Who won the “Star of the Week” and what was the prize?
54:02–1:00:55
Speakers
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