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Chapter 1: What is the significance of today's special episode?
It is a great day.
Yeah. I feel great. What a good way to start the week. Even I'm feeling happy. Did you do any research? Um, fuck all.
interested what are you talking about from when we came on here sports no just like because you knew when you came out okay oh you didn't yeah yeah so so i'm just you know just gonna use that fair fair because you used it when we were there guys girls welcome in um so we have a very very very very very very special episode today this actually is a
Not to say that the other guest episodes aren't very special episodes. Yeah, they suck. Yeah, this one's a really special one. Also, wait your turn.
Yeah, sorry.
I haven't introduced you yet. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You're not here yet. That's okay. So, we have very special guests in. Yes, sir. They are considered the internet's second or third best friends. And we're super honored to have them in. We met them a few weeks ago on their podcast. I had literally the best time possible.
But if you had like skipped out of there and we were so gassed and it was just like the best day. And it was probably like the first sunny day of the year. And we were just in like a great mood. We drank that day as well. I took my top off and then put it back on. You did. So guys, hosts of the Staying Relevant podcast, please big warm welcome to Sam and Pete. Yay!
Yay!
That was so lovely. You're welcome, bro.
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Chapter 2: Who are the special guests featured in this episode?
So you agree you're third?
No, I just really like them.
No, no, no. They're just great. They are. They are. No, of course they're not fucking better than us. If we went head to head with them... in any sport, sport. If we did a sports day with them, we would win. What? We should do a sports day.
Chapter 3: How did the hosts meet their special guests?
We should do a veteran sports day.
A veteran sports day would be sick. That would be sick. Egg and spoon race. Yeah, like third leg.
Three-legged roast. We should film three-legged roast. Yeah, but we'll fucking lose that. He's got no cock. No, no, no, no. Just, just, just, just small bollocks. Oh my God.
Couple of quail's eggs.
Right. Fuck. Right. Let me refocus. Real quick. Get back in the game, guys. You guys seem like awesome best friends. I would say that you're very Foohead presenting. Yeah. But I would say a little bit more of an extreme version. Foohead doesn't really like, how do I say it? Like degrade me the way you do, Sam.
Yes. That doesn't really happen. It's not in our friendship. What would happen if that did happen? It depends. If he said you've got no cock, I think he'd find that very weird.
Because you're lying through your teeth. I would find it weird because you're lying through your teeth. And secondly, it's just not your nature to say something.
Yeah, it's just not.
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Chapter 4: What unique experiences have the hosts had in their careers?
It's not who I am. Do you think he does it to make himself feel better? No, I think he does it out of love. Is that what you want to tell yourself? Yeah. No, that's fair though. That's what you want to tell yourself.
It could be. Can I say something about Pete Quip? Sorry for talking to both of us. Pete's the kind of guy who'll mug me off, but he won't let anyone else. Big brother syndrome, that's what that is. So Pete will literally like, if anyone's even like very rude, I'm an adult, I can handle myself anyway. But if anyone, well, I'd like to think I am.
And then if anyone's like rude though, Pete will be the first person to be like.
Also, what I think people don't realise, I don't change when we do the pods or anything else. Sam bullies me off camera.
Is that true? Interesting.
No, I just make him do videos he doesn't want to do. Oh, that's a form of bullying. That is a form of bullying, yeah. Coercion. Specifically things I don't like. Yeah, coercion, yeah. Basically, blackmail. There's a lot of things he uses off camera. Yeah.
And it normally ends up with me like sitting on his face. without him wanting to do it. You did.
You did. I'm horrible to him. I saw an Instagram or TikTok of you skipping through the park. You went past your sister, you went past your missus, and then you went to your missus' husband or something. Have you seen it? I did see that. That was a good video.
The flip of the asset.
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Chapter 5: How do emotions impact personal relationships?
Yeah, and you're a steady Eddie. Yeah, you're just like. Your mood may affect the relationship. If you're happy, it's happy. If it's bad, then yeah. fuck potentially I hope not but yeah is that does that resonate he's pointing at you no I was going to that nah Pete was pointing at you oh yeah 100% yeah yeah I overthink everything it's one of the best things about him but also it's It's tough.
I'm emotional.
I'm quite emotional, which is weird because I think I'm also quite secure. Like I would never like, I don't ever think about my like girlfriends and doing things or like, I'm never like, oh, where have you been? Anything like that. What the fuck was that? What was that? You're not that bad. I would never ever care about that.
but what I am is if I've had a bad day I sometimes struggle to leave that at the door okay that's really tough fuck alright cool sorry next question is this just like a quick game this is fun this is very fun okay Sam and Pete who is more likely to fuck up a live show 3, 2, 1 he didn't even wait you said you already did that right
at the O2 I've done loads yeah you've fucked up the live show loads of times no no I haven't fucked it up we've made it better but in my own way but what I will say and that's not because he's not he's better at presenting and he's better than I am by far 100% you are I just I research everything like I'm like a stickler for
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Chapter 6: What are the challenges of live performances?
getting shit done.
He likes structure.
Format, structure, whatever else. Sam is better at that stuff than me, which is why I have to do that. But then sometimes if something happens that is unexpected, I'm your guy. If something unexpected happens, his head's gone. Okay.
That's a live thing.
If something happened, and it's not because he'd deal with it badly, he'd deal with it in a way where everyone goes, what?
So there's a risk involved. Before we went, it wasn't, actually it was the Apollo. We were about to go on the Apollo and I just, for some reason, just forgot everything I was doing. We literally go, welcome to the stage. I go, Pete, like that. And we're about to walk through our different doors. I go, Pete, he goes, what? I go, I can't remember what the fuck I'm doing.
Pete went, just fucking walk out there. And then she walked out through my cards in the air and just tried to land the plane. Oh, sorry.
the whole show so Pete had to structure because I don't know where the fuck we were going with it or anything like that because my I just I just can't remember things like that I'm very bad at that and so Pete basically had to guide us more than anything you just get really you get really excited so Pete had to guide us through the entire show bless him and I got quite pissed actually as well yeah damn I was going to say we didn't really get to speak about it much at the at your show what was the O2 like for you guys apart from getting pissed
No, I was at the Apollo.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts reflect on their biggest career moments?
The O2.
Because that's like a big deal. Just to premise it, that's a huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge deal.
Biggest career moment I would say in my life. Let me tell you, so basically when we were at the Apollo the year before, Sam, without speaking to me, went on stage at the end of our, we did like a bit of a residency at the Apollo. And at the end of the last night, Sam went, next year we're doing the O2. And it was news to me and to everyone in the audience.
So then I said afterwards, that's a fucking ridiculous thing. We're just like a poxy little podcast. We're never going to be able to kind of do something like the O2. So then went away and thought, fuck it, maybe we could. And what I'm most proud of is not the show. It's the team and everyone like Pippa had only just joined us.
We just started on our own with the podcast and kind of set up the studios and done all that sort of stuff. And in that first year as a team with no outside help, we put that on. So we didn't have writers. We didn't have anything. We did everything ourselves and just did the whole thing.
fucking performance and we we didn't it wasn't like a podcast show we had dancing we had we had a live band we had guest things we did a world record we did like we went for it yeah and we did all that ourselves having never done it before that's what i'm most proud of is actually how the whole team came together like a little fucking weird little family of eight people that just fucking went fuck it we'll do the o2 and we did it i don't remember much of the o2 i don't remember it actually happening
to be honest with you because it was a bit of a blur but we did we made a documentary out of it I heard about this yeah and actually having watched that six months later that's the first time I thought fuck we did that yeah so it's always when you look back yeah because at the time it was a bit like fucking it was so fucking stressful surreal and everything was fucking going wrong and having
to kind of be in charge of all that and like everything going on when you're thinking fuck you've got like 16 and a half thousand people bought fucking tickets to go and watch this thing if it's shite and they pay good money to come to the o2 do all this sort of stuff we look right yeah but more than anything i'm yeah i'm proud of the same and proud of sam for the way we did that yeah we literally had like our producers over there she um sat in the control box
of the O2 being like, in Pete's ear, being like, and then gesturing to me with stuff. And she's never stood there before. She hasn't got a fucking clue what, like she didn't know what half the buttons did. And so like we, none of us in the entire building knew what we'd never done before.
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Chapter 8: What makes a friendship meaningful in their careers?
we decided to do like a surprise entrance. So we had like a little mini stage in the middle. And then during all the prep time, they were like, right, what we're going to do is disguise you guys as security guys, then walk you to this mini stage. No one's going to notice you. Everything's going to be fine. And we were like, all right, cool. And then literally five minutes before we walk on,
I get nervous thinking about it now. The geezer, I was so stressing about this entrance, like stressing, stressing, stressing. I don't know why. And then the guy was like, oh, I couldn't find any uniforms by the way. So we're just going to walk out. And we were like, what the fuck are you talking about? And he was like, no, I'd be fine. And then-
I was like, nah, they're obviously gonna see us walk into this fucking thing. Cause you have to come out of the tunnel. There's no secret entrance. They're gonna see us. And he was like, nah, it's gonna be fine. So we walk out of the tunnel. And as we walk into this mini stage, I hear a guy be like, oh fucking shit. And then it caught on such, this is what scared me the most.
So many people saw us to walk to this stage. There must've been easily a thousand people watching us hiding at this little mini stage, but even a thousand people screaming wasn't enough for everyone else to notice.
And that was where my heart was like. That's such a good explanation of that as well.
And it was insane. Did you not find the madness of like when you have a venue that big and you've got like people in the rafters and all that sort of stuff. how, like, jokes or things land in, like, waves. Is it not made to give everything more time? You have to just wait. Because you can't be, like, as quick as what sometimes we are. Everything has to be waves.
And you're like, fuck, I'm fucking hilarious. I'm fucking joking.
There's also the echo when you're on the mics and you've got the echo. So your session kind of hits you back and you're like, oh my God, so... That's actually the reason I got quite pissed because I was really struggling with the rebound of the voice. And so I was like, I need to blur that out. And that to me was like, this is fucking massive. That's the reason you got pissed, is it?
One of them, yeah. No, I was also just nervous. But that was genuinely a reason because I struggled.
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