MOST PATHETIC ICKS...

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What’s the opening story about the prayer and the reaction?

Fuhad 0:00
I think I would have screamed. Yeah. I think I would have Yeah. I would have ruined that prayer. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I would have screamed. Yeah, yeah. I would have ruined the prayer. I would have ruined the prayer. I would have probably said, Fuck! Yeah, bro. Just out of curiosity,
Specs Gonzales 0:11
you know. I was I was I was so fuming. Sorry.
Fuhad 0:29
I've said if you're interested. Yes, of course G.
Specs Gonzales 0:30
This one got sent to me. bag at times and it's one of the OGs. It's just like a it's
Fuhad 0:35
why I got sent up sure.
Specs Gonzales 0:36
Really? I'm sure it's why I got sent. Yeah, hundred bro I got said it too many times for you not to have been said it. Um so I'm just gonna reel them off. Smallest thing a man did to instantly give you the ick. Mm-hmm I'm just gonna bang these out, bro. He follows Instagram on Instagram. That's why, bro. That's insane. That's insane. This is we use we said this one about four years ago and reading it again made me laugh and cry so much. Okay. He stamped near a pigeon and it didn't move.
Fuhad 1:06
That, yeah. That was me the other day at my yard, bro. Screaming screaming at a pigeon. Move! Just there, bro. I was think I was thinking
Specs Gonzales 1:13
about that yesterday. Oh yeah, bro. And I was thinking. I don't think you and if I walked in my yard and saw a pigeon posing as an ornament on my bookshelf, I think I'm under a spell. I was under a spell.

What are the “smallest things a man did” that gave the hosts the ick?

Specs Gonzales 1:26
Yeah. That would murk. Yeah, bro. Did not move. Well played for dealing with that. I had no choice. I had to. Speaking of random, there are squirrels burying nuts in my front garden right now. You said so, yeah. Bro, I've seen them and it was all cute, cute. Yeah. I've come home. I've come home yesterday. There's there's a mound of that.
Fuhad 1:47
There's a mound of does it on there. Because you've been away, they've not noticed any. Bro, there's no there's no threat anymore. There's no threat.
Specs Gonzales 1:54
There's nuts in there. I want I'm so curious, small, I think I'm gonna dig it up and just see if we need nuts in there. But I wanna fuck with their back.
Fuhad 2:00
Yeah, yeah, true, true, true. But
Specs Gonzales 2:01
fucking hell, bro, they're going for it. I'ma need them to chill. I need them to chill bro because the whole thing is mu the whole dirt thing is mucked. But it's cute though. But also fuck off. Yeah. Um right. Harvesting boy.
Bruno Satin 2:15
Yeah.
Specs Gonzales 2:17
Next. Smallest thing a man did is to give you the ick. Dried off after a shower using the shower curtain. That's just fucking disgusting. The shower curve. That doesn't even make sense. You're not gonna drive that. It r it repels water. Yeah. Oh my god.

Why did the PF Changs dinner turn into a disaster and how did the water‑park visit go?

Specs Gonzales 2:33
Next. He wore a floor length puffer jacket like he's a football manager. Fair. That one is fair. Next, he would aggressively lip sync at me at the club, but always with the wrong lyrics. That's a huge ick. Fair play. Fair fucking play. With the wrong fair fucking play. There's nothing more embarrassing. Bro, I'd tell you there's nothing more embarrassing because I was. Do you remember on Patreon the other day? I was like, is there a verse that you can spit bar for bar? Yeah. I was driving home the other day. I was like, is there a verse that I can spit bar for bar? Or is there a song that I can just spit and go for it? And then obviously just nothing easy. Came to mind. Yeah, something. Yeah. There was a few that I was certain that I could.
Specs Gonzales 3:12
Wow. Really? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Thank God there was no one else in the car. Fair. Wow. I embarrassed myself. I was stumbling over them. Jarring. Oh my God. Right. Next, came out the shower with the towel wrapped up top. Covered the
Bruno Satin 3:28
scissors.
Specs Gonzales 3:29
Wrapped up top. Never mind.
Fuhad 3:34
Go, go,
Specs Gonzales 3:34
go,
Fuhad 3:35
go, go, go. I know someone that they don't do it here, but they do it here. That's disgusting. Um a male?
Unknown 3:42
Yeah.
Fuhad 3:42
Obviously. Yeah, true, obviously. Why? I don't know, bro. I genuinely don't know. You've seen it more than once? I genuinely
Specs Gonzales 3:55
don't know. That's disgusting. I'm like, bro, why? Bro, the water part there was. Bag of chubby man covering a belly button with their shots. It was pissing me off. Yeah, it was pissing me off. Like a ting. Like a ting in gym leggings. Oh yeah, yeah. It was pissing me off, bro. I want to pull up, but I'll stop it. Yeah, just free up, man.
Bruno Satin 4:13
Free up.
Specs Gonzales 4:15
We're here, we're all here to have fun. I don't want to watch your tummy.

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