WORST LIES YOU WERE TOLD BY YOUR PARENTS?!

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What happens when the host talks about their scary hospital scan experience?

Specs Gonzales 0:00

And then I realized oh I'm fucked. Yeah. That's completely out of my control. It fucking scared me for it. I've never I've never jumped like that. It was so scary.

Fuhad 0:21

Welcome in. Talk to me. Yeah. Talk to me. Oh, you wanna you wanna get into it, bro? Just tell me. Really? Just tell me, bro. Might as well. Start with the words and end on a high. All right. You mum? I had a terrible hospital experience

Specs Gonzales 0:36

yesterday.

Unknown 0:37

Oh yeah, you're scammed.

Specs Gonzales 0:41

Uh I was just about to say I don't want to talk about it. I don't wanna talk about it, bro. Um, okay, long story short. So I I needed my scan yesterday. It was an X-ray and an MRI. Mm-hmm. Um I get there. And it's all fine. Sitting down, waiting, and they're like, Cool, go in there, go over there, wait for your x-ray. Lady comes over, um, takes me to get my x-ray, all done. And she's like, Go back to reception and wait for your MRI. So at this point, everything's absolutely fine.

Bruno Satin 1:13

Mm-hmm.

Specs Gonzales 1:14

Everything is absolutely free. Pre results from X Ray. I ha but I haven't had results of anything yet. Okay, cool, cool, cool. So just definitely cafe that. No one's gonna find out at the end of the story what's going on in my shoulder. Okay, okay, understood. So Have my x-ray, that's fine, back in waiting reception, waiting for my MRI. A nurse comes and gets me. Oh no no. Huh. Two people stopped me for pictures in the reception. It's a pri is it private or not? Facts. What is private just? Because now I'm thinking private just means paid. Yeah, yeah. Because it doesn't it down as well doesn't mean privacy. Yeah. Private just things money. Yeah. That's all I'm hearing. That fucking pissed me off. But game is the game, innit?

Specs Gonzales 1:56

Yeah. Two people stopping for pictures. It is what it is. It comes with the territory. So then a nurse takes me and she's like, ah, I'm gonna take you to the changing rooms.

Bruno Satin 2:05

Mm-hmm.

Specs Gonzales 2:06

Um, to get changed. I'm thinking, I don't know what that means. Yeah. I really don't know what that means. But I'm just listening now. Yeah. As she's talking to me, say the change basically the change in room is a shoe cupboard. It's tiny. Yeah. So she's got me in there, she's holding the door open and she's explaining to me what's about to happen to me. Yeah. And I'm trying to listen to her, and over her shoulder I can see another nurse like, uh. And she's waiting for an opportunity to go to her. Brother? Focus. Brother. There's lives at stake.

Bruno Satin 2:36

Focus,

Specs Gonzales 2:37

man. For time, bro. I can see in my pariff just doing this. And all of a sudden I can't hear a word this time. Yeah,

Fuhad 2:44

you're focused on. And

Specs Gonzales 2:45

she's all she's saying, now she's running through a checklist like, Do you have this? Do you have that? You missed the first three. You missed the first three. So I'm thinking, nah, yeah. Nah. And I'm overstimulated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm oh you know I get. It doesn't take it doesn't say much. Now I'm losing it. Yeah. And I'm thinking, I'm all alone in this. That's all I get thinking. I needed someone here. Yeah. That's all I kept thinking. I'm fucking stressed. That's funny. And this nurse is still there, just like,

Bruno Satin 3:12

mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Specs Gonzales 3:13

Waiting, waiting, waiting. Yeah, yeah. I barely I badly wanted to be like. What? What? What? I know what. Yeah, yeah. Let's just yeah. Let's have the chat, have the picture, so I can focus on this. Yeah. This is my health. Yeah. I'm scared. I'm really scared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've missed the ha first half of the questionnaire. And now she's talking about cool um I'm gonna get you to sit over there. I need you to put your belongings in here. Go sit over there. Um, and then I'm gonna come grab you for an ultrasound. I was like, Oh, I didn't even know we're having an ultrasound. Cool, no worries. And then she's like, Cool, the gowns are there. It's like Gowns. Before I'd even said gowns. And the thing is, I'm realizing she don't know nothing about me.

Specs Gonzales 3:56

So when I'm saying gowns, that's obviously me being like, explain more. She didn't take that. She just smiled and left and closed the door behind her. So now I'm trying to figure out how to put on a hospital gown. Oh, it's the backwards drawn, innit? Yeah. I've never worn one of these things in my life for you.