SPECS RETURNS!

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

0:00

This is better than Sidemen Studio. Yeah, but we've learned, though. Thank you. You've got more money than Sidemen, I knew it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I already clipped that. Stop! What?

Specs Gonzales 0:18

Welcome in. We have a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very special guest in today. You know it's special by how many times you said very. Yeah. I would say the last time this person was with us, it was the funniest episode I've ever been a part of. I had a headache for two days, which pissed me off. But guys, big round of applause and a big welcome back to Specs. Thank you, man. Thank you, boys.

Who is the special guest in today's episode?

Specs Gonzales 0:44

How are you? Good, man.

Professor Giles Yeo 0:45

How are you? I miss you, man. Can't complain. I nearly came here without no teeth.

Specs Gonzales 0:50

Yeah, I appreciate you even considering that.

Professor Giles Yeo 0:53

Is there something I don't know? Yeah, basically, I'm wearing dentures. I'm getting my teeth done. Okay. But... What's sad about this is every time I go to bed, I need a cup right next to my pillow. To take the dentures out. Got to put water in there, make a little pond, put the dentures in there. But when I wake up in the morning sometimes, I just go about my business.

Steven Bartlett 1:12

Oh, you forget?

Professor Giles Yeo 1:13

Of course. And it nearly happened to me today. You just don't feel, you don't feel like something's missing?

Specs Gonzales 1:19

No, you get used to it. Okay. Explain this whole thing, bro. Bro. Why are we wearing dentures? What's going on?

Professor Giles Yeo 1:27

So, you know, I've been eating 1.4 million sweets in my whole life, basically. And teeth are just dropping out at any time. At any time. Bro, festival. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? You're dancing with people, taking pictures, and then boom, specks your teeth on your lip.

1:45

Spit it out.

Professor Giles Yeo 1:47

No, what? Teeth is dropping out. I said, this can't be. This can't be, man. I'm going out. The last time I was saying Australia don't exist, I was meeting Australians, teeth are dropping out. I'm saying, look, let me sort this out. I didn't want to go turkey and do the whole like, you know, veneer and all that. Because my eyes are always yellow. And my thing is like, your eyes are yellow and teeth need to match. You know what I mean? So...

2:12

That's funny.

Professor Giles Yeo 2:13

I've gone to a dentist for, and he's like, listen, it's going to take six months. I'm going to take teeth out. You're going to have to wear dentures for a bit. And then I'm going to drill and then put teeth back. So bye. After the World Cup, I should have all my teeth back. But right now it's tough. Top and bottom, gone? No, just the top. Just the top. So I can just tape pull out at any time.

Specs Gonzales 2:33

Oh, we'll have to see. Of course. Dead ass. You don't have to show it on cam. How many is missing? Or how many are missing? I think about eight missing.

Professor Giles Yeo 2:43

Eight. But I'm going to lie.

What challenges does Specs face with his dentures?

Professor Giles Yeo 2:44

I'm going to do the top and then the bottom, they can be missing. It's crazy. I feel like I'm 86 years old. Wow, bro. So, by the way, now... It's not rules, bro. Wow. That's why I was saying to you, when I was meant to come on this ages ago, it was uncomfortable because you need like 14 working days to get used to it.

Specs Gonzales 3:10

Oh, was it like bare lisp and stuff?

Professor Giles Yeo 3:11

Oh my God, I was lisping, I was spitting. But I can't even eat steak. Right now, I can't even taste steak properly, bro. It's annoying, bro. from the bottom of my mouth. You know what I mean? Oh my God. Nah, bro. I'm injured, bro. Sorry, bro. I'm sorry, G. Sorry, bro. I've never seen that in my life. Yeah, man. I've been banging sweets as well. Yeah. It's mental. The business wants a divorce. That's why I need my teeth back. Stop the chatting, bro. She wants a divorce because you're missing teeth. Come on, bro. You can't be the man of the house with no teeth. You can't be. My dad can't tell me nothing if he ain't got no teeth.

3:56

What the fuck did you go to bed?

Specs Gonzales 3:58

Fuck, bro. All right, I'm glad you're sorted now.

Professor Giles Yeo 4:01

It's all getting sorted. So by August, yeah, all my teeth will be back.

Specs Gonzales 4:05

Sick, okay.

Professor Giles Yeo 4:06

Just sorry, man. No, don't apologize, bro. I'm sorry. I have no words. And do you know what? This is actually a message to everyone that has been eating a lot of sweets. Just chill. Just try to eat sweets on weekends or something. Don't do it every day.