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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
This is better than Sidemen Studio. Yeah, but we've learned, though. Thank you. You've got more money than Sidemen, I knew it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I already clipped that. Stop! What?
Welcome in. We have a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very special guest in today. You know it's special by how many times you said very. Yeah. I would say the last time this person was with us, it was the funniest episode I've ever been a part of. I had a headache for two days, which pissed me off. But guys, big round of applause and a big welcome back to Specs.
Thank you, man. Thank you, boys.
Chapter 2: Who is the special guest in today's episode?
How are you? Good, man.
How are you? I miss you, man. Can't complain. I nearly came here without no teeth.
Yeah, I appreciate you even considering that.
Is there something I don't know? Yeah, basically, I'm wearing dentures. I'm getting my teeth done. Okay. But... What's sad about this is every time I go to bed, I need a cup right next to my pillow. To take the dentures out. Got to put water in there, make a little pond, put the dentures in there. But when I wake up in the morning sometimes, I just go about my business.
Oh, you forget?
Of course. And it nearly happened to me today. You just don't feel, you don't feel like something's missing?
No, you get used to it. Okay. Explain this whole thing, bro. Bro. Why are we wearing dentures? What's going on?
So, you know, I've been eating 1.4 million sweets in my whole life, basically. And teeth are just dropping out at any time. At any time. Bro, festival. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? You're dancing with people, taking pictures, and then boom, specks your teeth on your lip.
Spit it out.
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Chapter 3: What challenges does Specs face with his dentures?
I'm going to do the top and then the bottom, they can be missing. It's crazy. I feel like I'm 86 years old. Wow, bro. So, by the way, now... It's not rules, bro. Wow. That's why I was saying to you, when I was meant to come on this ages ago, it was uncomfortable because you need like 14 working days to get used to it.
Oh, was it like bare lisp and stuff?
Oh my God, I was lisping, I was spitting. But I can't even eat steak. Right now, I can't even taste steak properly, bro. It's annoying, bro. from the bottom of my mouth. You know what I mean? Oh my God. Nah, bro. I'm injured, bro. Sorry, bro. I'm sorry, G. Sorry, bro. I've never seen that in my life. Yeah, man. I've been banging sweets as well. Yeah. It's mental. The business wants a divorce.
That's why I need my teeth back. Stop the chatting, bro. She wants a divorce because you're missing teeth. Come on, bro. You can't be the man of the house with no teeth. You can't be. My dad can't tell me nothing if he ain't got no teeth.
What the fuck did you go to bed?
Fuck, bro. All right, I'm glad you're sorted now.
It's all getting sorted. So by August, yeah, all my teeth will be back.
Sick, okay.
Just sorry, man. No, don't apologize, bro. I'm sorry. I have no words. And do you know what? This is actually a message to everyone that has been eating a lot of sweets. Just chill. Just try to eat sweets on weekends or something. Don't do it every day. Was that your thing just every, constantly? I've had it more than food, bro. Yeah, your diet is all over the gas.
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Chapter 4: How does Specs feel about his new coffee shop venture?
Oh, I failed, I failed miserably. I did raves, I did raves. That was all right, that was good. Why did you stop that? I stopped the raves because when people know you, they don't want to buy tickets. Then when I go to the door, I ring your phone. So in my events, I just keep coming downstairs, talking to my boys that I've grown up with, you're about to pay.
Spence, man, come on, bro, I'll give you a pen in year 11. That's how it works, bro, this is business. That was draining for me, bro.
Yeah, bro. That makes perfect sense. They always say that, that's how you judge a friendship, is that a real friendship, they should be the first one to ask to pay. Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, that was tough. But this is my first most successful business I've seen.
I'm happy for you, bro. So we haven't spoken about it properly, bro. But last time you was here, you said that you don't think Australia is real. And that went everywhere for like a year straight. That's insane, bro. I saw you on Australian news defending yourself. It was mental.
What was that like for you? Well, first of all, When I told you about the Australia thing, I wasn't joking, that's what I believed. So when I came out of the podcast, I wasn't thinking that, oh, people are gonna come to me with it. Because I still believe it now.
Then the paid actors, like the ones that get a lot of money who work on the news channels over there, shouted me and was like, yo, we want to talk to you on the news. I'm in my house, it's free or whatever it is. And they're just showing a clip and we're talking about it. I'm looking just thinking, No, I'm not laughing with you guys, man. I wanna be in bed.
Get off my, I'm like, when is this gonna end? Why did you agree to do it then? Because I really wanted to see if they could show me otherwise. Because I thought about going there afterwards and really seeing if it really is there. But that didn't happen. And then, bruv, the Australian people were getting here who have come out of nowhere.
coming up to me on the street every day, and for some reason they all look the same. Mullets and moustache. No one's got nothing else. And one of them vests that stop here. And they do this to me. You said we don't exist, you're funny. And I'm like, cause you know I got you, that's why. I'm not messing with Australia, man. But that don't, it doesn't, it just keeps coming back, man.
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Chapter 5: What humorous parenting moment is shared about a child asking for designer items?
I saw the video of your daughter asking for like Louis V or whatever. Oh God, that was funny. I'm really struggling, you know.
Really, what, go on. It's just like, obviously we put them in private school in Dubai because it's cheaper here.
Chapter 6: How does the speaker feel about the pressure of providing for their children's education?
Cheaper there, sorry. And they're living out there. So I want these kids to have the best education because me, I'm uneducated. You know what I mean? They can't learn nothing from me. Bro, now my daughter's got friends that their dads are in oil and all this stuff. You know Dubai is like that. So I didn't want to hang around with these guys because we can't chat. I do content, they do oil.
There's no point in having a conversation.
Chapter 7: What strategies are discussed for handling children's desires for luxury items?
But now my daughter wants what they've got. All these things. Cause you know, in Dubai, these kids, they're wearing Chanel. You know, you're nine years old wearing Chanel. All this stuff, all of this, it's crazy. So I'm saying to my daughter, look, I sat her down, I said, look, trust me, I'm very good at lying as well. I'm waiting for a million, I can do it. Do me a favor.
I'm going to buy you fake designers. But don't tell them. Just wear it with them. They're not going to check. They're 10 years old. It's facts, bro. You're not checking designers.
Chapter 8: What insights are shared about the quality of education in Dubai?
You're checking year 10. So you've got years till then. And by then you'll be back here anyway, because I'm not trying to keep up. She goes and tells them where I bought it. My dad took me to Global Village. Global Village is the Wembley market of, come on, basically. And I just can't keep up, bro. And I'm saying to you, but stop.
I'm saying to you, don't tell them because they're going to start getting onto you. And you can't cuss yet.
Facts.
You know what I mean? But I'm trying to shape her up because I'm not buying my daughter's 700 pound bag. She's 10. She's cool. And if I do, I want the money back. I'll write it down. You know what I'm trying to say? But yeah, it's mental. My first designer was... I'm gonna say 11, Ralph Lauren shirt for my birthday. Before that, nah bro. That's even a lot.
I didn't even have the first designer till I was like- I'm thinking uni bro. I was a grown man.
In fact, you know how bad it is? It wasn't even a real Ralph Lauren top. Cause the horse was on that side. I just remember what my mum done. The horse was there? Wow. Yeah, facts. So yeah, it's in the family. We don't buy designers for young people.
To be fair though bro, like I'm on the fake side now. I keep seeing like so many people, like all you need is like one certified reason for people to believe that it's real. So like the sheer fact that she's in private school and in Dubai, no one will question whether it's real or not. And her dad's famous. So again, the fact that you're her dad,
No one's ever going to question whether this is real or not. So you can just get all the fake shit. Anthony Edwards, the basketball player, notoriously wears, like, fake shit all the time. Okay. All his chains are fake. Okay. And he just says openly, bro, they're fake. I'm not wearing half a mil worth of chains. I don't need to. I'm Anthony Edwards. If I tell you it's real, it's real.
If I tell you, like, or not, what are you going to tell me? I make... 50 million a year. It doesn't matter if it's fake. And bro, they make the ting in the same factory. They make them like next to each other. The fake one and the real one is made by the same person. Mad.
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