GIVING THE WORST ADVICE EVER!

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Previously titled “THE WORST ADVICE EVER!” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

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What is the podcast opening banter about and who are the hosts introduced by name?

Specs Gonzales 0:00

Nah, man, this is who I am. I'm gay, bro. Stop using me as a facade. I'm gay, bro. Do you know what I mean? I'm not here to dilly-dally. If you're gay, let me know. If you're straight, fuck off. I'm not here to entertain your hetero bullshit. Grab the headboard and get quiet. Grab the headboard and take this dick.

Specs Gonzales 0:29

Hello, James. How are you feeling today? Because you seem a bit... I'm tired. Yeah. But I'm not letting it affect my recording day. You sure? Yeah. Because I picked it up immediately. Yeah, but just because you picked it up doesn't mean I'm letting it affect my recording day. That's true. I feel like I know you better than you know yourself sometimes. Why do you say that? For what? Like for literally this right now. But why do you feel like you know me better than I know myself? Okay, so how do I say it? Because I know how I feel. It's a figure of speech.

How do the hosts react to a guest's energy and set the tone for the episode?

Specs Gonzales 1:03

Yeah, I understand it's a figure of speech, but I want you to elaborate on the figure of speech. You don't elaborate on a figure of speech. That's why it's a figure of speech. Okay. So me saying, oh, I feel like I know you better than know yourself is not thinking I literally know Fuad better than he knows himself. It's me saying, I know you really, really well. And by saying that is we've not really exchanged any words, but I knew you were feeling some type of way. And you confirm that by saying you're tired. Which is like, oh, me trying to say, I know you really, really well. I was using the figure of speech of, oh, I know you better than know yourself. I obviously don't know you better than you know yourself.

Specs Gonzales 1:31

Okay, cool. I understand. Cool.

1:34

Cool.

Specs Gonzales 1:35

Are you quick to temper today? I don't think so. I'm just, I feel like I'm just not quick to temper. I'm just, I just have a rebuttal, but I'm not, I don't have, I don't feel any type of way.

Unknown 1:45

Okay.

Specs Gonzales 1:46

So maybe just sharp, but not like temper. You know what my plan is today? Go on. Go on, I'm listening. By the end of this episode, you're gonna be like, wow, I actually feel much better. Okay, I hope so. That's my plan. All right. So I don't feel bad, I just feel tired, that's all. Okay, you're gonna feel awake. All right. You don't believe me? I never said that. I just said all right. I know you never said that, that's why I asked. Because if you said that, I wouldn't need to ask. I have faith in you. Cool, cool, cool. Let me not provoke you also. Let me not, yeah. Let me not provoke you. You weren't here when I mentioned it earlier. Eli Ellis has lost bare weight in his face. Yeah, in his face, for sure.

Unknown 2:26

Yeah.

Specs Gonzales 2:27

He walked in this morning and I was shocked. Yeah, he's definitely lost weight in his face.

Unknown 2:30

I clocked it.

Specs Gonzales 2:30

I clocked it when I came in today, actually. Yeah. I'm happy, mate. It's doing you justice. Do you know how I know that you know that you've lost weight? You're not wearing black today. Yeah, I saw that straight.

Unknown 2:44

I got this the other day. I was like, I want to wear it because I like it. Fair enough. Suits you. It looks well. It's like a retro brand called Wellbrick and they just fucking do like, yeah, it's like 80s style, 90s style. I like it.

Specs Gonzales 2:56

Yeah, it's nice. It looks like Stranger Things-y.

Unknown 2:59

Yeah, that's what it's like, yeah. No, no, I definitely feel better. It makes you feel a bit more confident when you've not got fucking fortunes, you know what I mean? So, yeah, you definitely feel better. Fucking joke. Genuinely. You're feeling so much better. I can look down and not feel fucking fat. Good, bro.

Specs Gonzales 3:18

Good, Gene.

Unknown 3:19

Well played.

Specs Gonzales 3:20

I have a three out of ten if you're interested. I am. How interested out of ten? Depends on what the title is. Actually, I have faith. I have faith. Right. The title is Great Advice for Shitty People. Okay. Out of 10? That's interesting.

Unknown 3:41

All right, cool. That's like a seven.

Specs Gonzales 3:42

All right, great advice for shitty people. All right. So this is literally, this is a whole Instagram page. Okay. Of just great advice for shitty people. Okay, cool. And it's just like one-liners. So there's no like scenario basis? No scenario, just one-liners. Okay, cool. Ask people after sex if it was their first time. Oh my God. Can you imagine?