"Daisy Ridley"

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Will Arnett 0:06
Hey, Will, what's your middle name?
Jason Bateman 0:08
My middle name? Yeah, quick. It's Emerson.
Will Arnett 0:12
That's right. You don't sound sure.
Jason Bateman 0:13
It is Emerson. No, no, no. I'm not. I just thought that you knew. I thought you knew everything about me.
Will Arnett 0:18
No, I didn't. No, I don't. Sean, your middle name? Patrick. Patrick. Really? Oh, yeah, you're right.
Jason Bateman 0:23
Sean Patrick Hayes. Yeah. And JB, what's yours? Let me guess yours. It's something. It's something. It's very. It's like.
Will Arnett 0:30
Hurtful.
Jason Bateman 0:31
No. Careful.
Will Arnett 0:32
It's my dad's. It's my dad's first name. So if he's listening, careful.
Jason Bateman 0:36
Oh, missing?
Will Arnett 0:39
No. No, I know what it is. I know what it is. That's Sean, you dick. My dad's name is Kent. Kent.
Jason Bateman 0:48
Kent. You can't ever forget it. So you're Kent Jason Bateman?
Will Arnett 0:51
No, Jason Kent Bateman. Dumb fuck. Middle name.
Jason Bateman 0:54
All right. Welcome to Smart Lessons.
Unknown 1:14
I never showed you this video. I have a video to show you. Hang on. Open the book.
Jason Bateman 1:18
Oh, wait.
Unknown 1:18
Here it is. Oh, yeah. Have you seen this?
Will Arnett 1:20
Is that you and Scotty? God, I hope that's you and Scotty. Yeah.
Jason Bateman 1:23
It is.
Will Arnett 1:23
Is it? Yeah. Why? Where? When? Listener, we have Sean and Scotty in one of these self-propelled locomotives going down a track. It's called rail. Redwood Forest. Like a little paddle boat you'd ride in a lake on. It's through the forest. It's called rail biking. Where was that? Was that on Second Honeymoon?
Sean Hayes 1:41
That was up north, north of San Francisco.
Will Arnett 1:44
We went last weekend, was it? Or two weekends ago or something like that. Why were you guys up there messing around on the trail?
Sean Hayes 1:49
Because I saw it like on Instagram or something, this rail bike that you just pedaled on the railroad tracks.
Will Arnett 1:56
So you're like Scotty packing overnight bag? Yeah. We just went up there. We just did it. We got to do this? Yeah, it's amazing. I can't imagine being as spontaneous and happy-go-lucky as that. Well, it was planned a little bit. But it still came from just scrolling through Instagram. Like, hey, that looks fun. Hon, what are you doing next weekend? Why not? I mean, there's a whole world out there. I just feel like it's so disruptive to pick up and leave the place there where you're settled. I just have zero wanderlust. I'm not proud of it, but... You don't, huh?
Unknown 2:34
No. But you love the outdoors and stuff, don't you? It was so beautiful from the inside of an air-conditioned car.
Jason Bateman 2:39
I was saying to you when we were flying to New York, I was like, I pointed out the window, I go, there's a whole... whole world out there yeah i want to get it i was saying to somebody yesterday i want to get into the world it's all i want to do wouldn't it be fun to all go the three of us and our significant others to go like do like an adventure like that just for like the weekend yeah but can it be higher end than than paddle boarding down a um rail it's not paddle boarding yes we can do something we can do something a little more significant you know you know one of the things that we should talk about, but probably not on the podcast, but I'm gonna do it anyway, is Sean and I were talking with the ladies, i.e. your wife, JB, and my significant other, Alessandra, and the ladies. I think we can include Scotty in there as a significant other. Well, Scotty was there too, and then our other female friend who's an advisor to the podcast, who has a lot of opinions. Amanda.
Jason Bateman 3:39
No, no, no. Oh, that person, yes. And I said, you know, we ought to go to, because they want us to come, then we can talk to our buddy Mitch Rose. We ought to go to Australia at Christmas, which is their summer, which I've never done, and do the tour and do like Sydney Opera House. Yeah, and I've never been.
Will Arnett 3:57
I would like to do that, but... Can we go... Can we do... We did skiing last year. Can we go beach this year?
Jason Bateman 4:06
So this is what I was going to say. We go there, and then we do the beach. They don't have any beaches in Australia. Are you crazy? No, it's all landlocked. And we go to, like, the Gold Coast somewhere, and we do, like, a week of, like, incredible beach.
Sean Hayes 4:18
Why do we have to be working when we're vacationing? We do a little bit of both. But my thing, but Will, my thing is you get the beach here on the West Coast, wouldn't you want to go somewhere different? Without the 17-hour flight. What beach? What beach? What do you mean? Have you looked at a map? It's all, we're on the edge of the water.

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