"Elton John & Brandi Carlile"

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Who are the hosts of SmartLess?

Will Arnett 0:06
Hi, Sean. No, you're Scotty. Oh. Hi, Scotty. How are you today? I was wondering if you would stick around and listen to SmartList. Welcome to SmartList.
Sean Hayes 0:23
That was very good.
Jason Bateman 0:42
Good morning. Good morning, everybody.
Sean Hayes 0:44
Hi. Hi.
Will Arnett 0:47
Great.
Sean Hayes 0:48
Sean, you all packed? I was just going to say, I just finished packing. I hate packing.
Jason Bateman 0:52
Wait, Sean, yes. You're going to England?
Sean Hayes 0:55
I'm going to England. Yes, the United Kingdom. Yes.
Jason Bateman 0:59
What else? To work on a fantastic new project. Do you want to talk about it?
Sean Hayes 1:05
No. I mean, it's a little fun cameo in a movie called The Running Man.
Will Arnett 1:10
with our friend Edgar Wright is directing.
Sean Hayes 1:12
Edgar Wright is directing. We should have him on the show, by the way.
Will Arnett 1:14
I know, we should. I've wanted to for a while. And he's a fan. He's a big fan of the show.
Sean Hayes 1:19
I know.
Will Arnett 1:19
He loves it.
Sean Hayes 1:20
We love him, too.
Jason Bateman 1:21
Well, he's going to be busy for a little while now, right?
Sean Hayes 1:24
Yeah, they've been shooting already for a while. For Tracy, Edgar Wright directed Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Baby Driver, tons of great movies.
Will Arnett 1:32
Yeah.
Sean Hayes 1:32
Tons.
Will Arnett 1:33
Yeah. Really good filmmaker. Yeah. He's a very good filmmaker. And a good guy. And a good guy.
Sean Hayes 1:37
Yeah, but I packed my sanitizer because I'm like Jason a little bit where I have the sanitizer wiped, so I wipe down the... seats before i sit down and i wipe down all of you really yeah absolutely i see don't you pass yeah like what are you talking about i would feel embarrassed that i'm making such a big like do you try to sneak that i don't know you're embarrassed this is the line i don't put music on with arrows pointing at me like look as i you know i I do it like, you know, quietly.
Jason Bateman 2:10
What about theater seats when you're at a movie theater? Do you do that as well? I wear a hoodie like this.
Sean Hayes 2:16
No, I do, but I do bring sanitizer to a movie theater. And for the armrests? Yeah, but I don't wipe the seats and I just make sure I don't touch them a lot.
Will Arnett 2:24
You guys are what's wrong with this country. You are.
Jason Bateman 2:28
Truly. I truly mean that. I do, sincerely. And I love you both. Oh, that's the problem in this country? But, Will, don't you... See, because my brain goes immediately to... So the backrest of theater seats or plane seats, you lean against it, and then you go right to your pillow... Right? So you lean back on your pillow at home in your bed. Yeah. And then eventually you flip over onto your side or your face and your mouth's open and you're like... What are you talking about?
Sean Hayes 2:57
I don't go from the... Connection. I don't go from seeing a movie to laying down.
Jason Bateman 3:00
Well, you do eventually at the end of the night. You go home from the theater. You put on your little PJs and then you climb into bed. Yeah, but it's a lot of time for the... Germs to get away. But the germs don't die that quick. I think they last longer, don't they? I don't know.
Will Arnett 3:13
I rely on something called my immune system. And people have been, you know, doing this and living forever.
Jason Bateman 3:19
What if you're smelling somebody's hair gel, you know?
Will Arnett 3:22
My grandparents lived well into their 90s. My great-grandmother over 100. And they never owned a bottle of sanitizer. They didn't do any of this shit.
Jason Bateman 3:32
They should have. Yeah.
Will Arnett 3:36
They lived long, healthy lives, and they didn't obsess about it.
Jason Bateman 3:38
I know. It's just a gross factor. I wish I could not think about it, because I don't think I'm getting sick. I just think I'm preoccupied with gross thoughts.
Will Arnett 3:46
Yeah, I know.
Jason Bateman 3:46
I know. Any other coffee chatter, or should we get to our guests?
Sean Hayes 3:51
We should get to our guests. No, I could talk about the airplane travel thing, but no, let's go.
Jason Bateman 3:56
Okay, and I don't know if you heard it, but I did have an S on the end of that. Yes, guys, today it's a special treat. It's a two for Tuesday. Oh, wow. We didn't even have to pay extra. Yeah, yeah. We're going to double the pleasure, double the fun because we've got not just the one guest, we've got the two. And when I say two, it's kind of more like 10 because of their combined accomplishments. Oh, okay. On one side, he has sold more than 300 million records worldwide. Okay, that's 26 golds, 43 platinum, two diamond. I got to ask him what those are. Yeah, what's a diamond? He's also received six Grammys, two Oscars, a Tony, and yes, an Emmy to join the elite group of EGOT winners. He's a Kennedy Center honor. Honoré. Honoré.

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