"Professor Brian Cox"

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Jason Bateman 0:05
Hi, hey, I don't mean to bother you guys or anything, but about to start a podcast. I'd love a little help. I don't know if you guys are busy, but no, I guess I could jump in. What's the podcast called? Well, we just sit and talk and visit, you know. What's it called?
Will Arnett 0:22
I'd love to visit.
Jason Bateman 0:23
Well, I'm not bright, right? So I'm thinking about unsmart. Oh, that's good. But it doesn't really roll off the – I'm without smarts, so I'm – You don't have more smarts. No, I'm less than smart. So what do you – Maybe dumbass. Less smart. Let's come up with a later.
Will Arnett 0:45
Let's do the show. We'll come up with a later one. Yeah, okay, great. Welcome to an all-new Smart List. Smart List.
Jason Bateman 1:07
Hey, Willie, did you just barely make it?
Will Arnett 1:09
Hold on. We have... He's not out of breath. Will Audio. Do we have Will Audio? Will Audio? Will Audio. I made it. We got Will Audio. I made it. I made it. I just ran out of the car. I made it. You guys, I made it. I was on the... You were on the freeway? I was on the LIE, guys. I was on the LIE. Just keeping it real. You know, you're lying.
Jason Bateman 1:31
Did you ever see that movie, by the way? LIE with Brian Cox. Plays like a child molester. Incredible movie. What? Sorry, I didn't want to start with that. Wait, what are you talking about?
Will Arnett 1:43
That is some horrible story. Let's talk about it. When did that come out?
Jason Bateman 1:48
Oh, 20 years ago, I'll bet.
Will Arnett 1:50
Okay. Shawnee, I just narrowly missed seeing JB this morning. I'm so sad. Are you guys okay? And last night, because he was working last night. He's working splits. Now, tell Tracy what a split is, Shawn. We take a banana.
Jason Bateman 2:05
Jason, a split is like when you start at noon and then you end at midnight. So you can shoot some day scenes and some night scenes all in the same 12 hours of work.
Will Arnett 2:17
And it's kind of fun because you can avoid a full night shoot, which everybody dislikes.
Jason Bateman 2:23
Yeah, it's not good.
Sean Hayes 2:25
And at our age, doing a night shoot. Also, it's summer, so the light is... It takes a long time to get dark.
Jason Bateman 2:32
Oh, explain that to us. You have a short, you don't have a lot of night hours. So it's not ideal. Sean. Yeah, Sean. Hi.
Sean Hayes 2:39
How's everybody doing? It's so good.
Will Arnett 2:40
We haven't seen each other in a long time. I mean, I FaceTimed you a few days ago, but it's been a minute. A minute. And Jay's working his balls off. Jay, he worked them right. I heard he worked them clear off.
Jason Bateman 2:52
Yeah. I gelded myself yesterday. Oh, no. No. Wait. wait are you how was the first week jb uh really really good i'm very very happy it was hard it was it was a lot it's a lot of work god damn yeah it is i mean how long are the days like 12 12 hours 12 hour days but like you know you'd like you raise your hand for the you know the position of like supposedly having the answers to everything it means you gotta like try to think about everything and everybody looks at you everybody looks at you like what's next Yeah, you can't just sit in your trailer and wait for them to say, okay, we're done. We're ready for you. Come on, come speak. Right, right.
Sean Hayes 3:29
Isn't that nice? I know, actors have it nice. I went to my niece's wedding, Laura, in Iowa. I've never been to Iowa.
Jason Bateman 3:38
Wait a second.
Sean Hayes 3:39
I've never been to Iowa. I know. By the way, there's no direct flights from Los Angeles. So you have to go Los Angeles to Chicago or Dallas to Iowa. Anyway, on the way back, everything was canceled. It took 12 hours to get home from Iowa. Why? Because you had to do some driving? Yeah, because of the weather. Then everybody changes their seats. And then we're going to go to Cleveland. And then that was delayed. Cleveland? We got a driver to drive us because there was no cars to rent when we landed to get there. And it was a four-hour drive. Wait a second.
Jason Bateman 4:08
But it was worth it. Hold on. It was worth it.
Sean Hayes 4:10
Was it real? Really?
Jason Bateman 4:11
Yes. Who is this? Who are we talking about? It's my niece.
Sean Hayes 4:13
My niece, Laura, and her new husband, Christian.
Jason Bateman 4:16
But when's the last time you saw this niece?
Sean Hayes 4:19
Last year, I think.
Jason Bateman 4:20
So once a year.
Sean Hayes 4:21
She came out to visit, right? She came out to visit in LA. No, this is a different one. I have a lot of them. Oh, Laura's never been invited.
Will Arnett 4:29
No, Laura. She's never gotten a nod. Okay.
Jason Bateman 4:31
So you... Anyway, that's what happened.

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