"Trevor Noah"
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Well, listen, I'm really thrilled to be here with you two today. I didn't think I was going to make it. Yeah. What happened?
JB, he was close. He almost didn't make it through the weekend, and then the doctor decided to revive him with two almonds.
Yeah. Brought him back to life.
And they come and they go, clear, pop, pop.
Yeah. I was a little lightheaded yesterday, but... Two nuts in my mouth really, they fix a lot.
Brought you to life.
I know how you feel. Welcome to Smart Life.
Hey, JB, JB, before Rob, Rob, show yourself again real quick. Just let's see Armjarv. And he said, JB, Rob says to Sean, I've got your favorite sports team on my head. Says spaghetti. That's very good. Says spaghetti. That's fun.
Isn't that fun? It's fun. It's good, clean fun.
It is good, clean fun.
So, good morning. Good morning, Jason. First things first. Please, you know I'm obsessed with medical stories. Please tell me what happened to you three, four days ago. Oh.
Well, I'm still in it, unfortunately.
You still feel like crap?
Well, it's just things are loose, okay? Oh, Jesus. And, you know, I think what it is, God bless my wife. She is more on top of the health stuff than you are even, which I guess is not that high of a bar to leap over considering you mainline meatloaf and everything. Right. But she gave me this, some sort of supplement for longevity, right? It's like a peptide or something or other. New? Huh? New or been taking it? No, no, no. Yeah, just a couple of weeks ago. And then she had me take even a little bit more last weekend and that's what did it. I'm pretty sure that's it.
Well, first of all, We ruled out immediately food poisoning. Yeah. Right. Because it would have had to have been bad lettuce. Well, because you would have had to eat. Eat, yeah. So that's off the table. I know. I mean, it was not the flu. The flu, like if you'd had like a stomach bug, it would have moved faster.
through you by now. No, it's still, yeah, I'm fatigued and I can't eat and like, and look how puffy my eyes are too. It's like, whatever this thing is, like I got to stop it and which I'm doing.
Yeah. Yeah. Very good. Yeah. It'd be great if the longevity thing killed you.
i mean i just she did say she got a deal on it um but uh i'm glad you're you're feeling better than you were before uh yes oh yeah yeah i had to cancel a day of work i haven't done that for a long time yeah but you guys are very very sweet you're you're just you know you guys you guys are a couple of the good ones i don't care what they say oh yeah Yeah. And you're incredible at reading ads. Didn't you guys just win an award for your ad reading?
Did you guys?
I think we all did. Right? Well, wait, am I a part of it? Yeah. You want to get to our host?
Yeah.
Okay, great. So, you know, this guy is a media titan. He's incredibly smart, incredibly funny. He is responsible for one of my favorite shows. I was very sort of, not nervous, but this show has gone through a couple of hosts and I was hoping that it would land on somebody else. even better and they have um and uh he's got multiple irons on the fire this guy's just he's um cycle high i think is what is what they say you know he's doing tons of stuff and it's all fantastic i'm gonna let him tell you about it but i'm very very excited he said yes to doing this today any guesses i can't I have no idea.
Chris.
He started in stand-up. An additional hint, he hosted a political comedy show on Comedy Central. First name starts with T. Last name starts with N. Trevor Noah.
Everybody, it's Trevor Noah.
It's Trevor Noah. It's Trevor Noah. It's Trevor Noah. I mean... What's going on, everybody?
Hey. Hi, everybody. From the original sort of lead-in or set-up, I thought it was like, this is like a newscaster. We got like Walter Cronkite coming in.
I was confused for a moment. I genuinely thought it was someone else.
Yeah, usually I write these things, but this freaking job I've got in New York, it's really cutting into my prep time, so this interview is going to be even worse than the normal ones. Yeah, I was thrown, but then you said the name, then I was like, okay, we're good.
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