#149 - Can You Guess Our Top 5?
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How do the hosts introduce the live.smosh.com bundle and guest Damien Haas?
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Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.
And I'm Amanda, and we have a wonderful guest with us today. His name is Damien Haas.
Thank you so much for having me. I really do appreciate it. It's lovely being here. I love the show. I love what you guys do.
Thank you. Thank you, Damien. Yeah, thank you so much, Damien. Wow. And since today we're doing top fives, you're in that list of my top fives. Oh, thank you.
Of what?
Just top five?
Yeah.
Yep, cast.
Whoa, holy shit, all right. Take that at least four of them.
We will not speak on who the rest of them are.
Yeah, or where you place in the top five.
Correct, oh, I was never going to.
But you're there.
But you are on that list. I could see myself being a solid four. So five to me is the best.
Wait, what? In what world is that? What the hell are you doing?
And I was kidding. That's so funny.
Also, what I don't love is that I said I think I'd be a solid four. And then you said, just to clarify, five is the best.
So you were saying that you were second, but I messed it up. So now you're saying you're not second. You're second to last.
Right. Of five.
Of course. Out of all the casts. It's still pretty good. I don't get a medal or anything. It's still pretty great.
I think it's very nice. Thank you.
Yeah, absolutely.
And Selena put her top five of something. So we're not saying what our top fives are.
Yeah, so Selena on the felt board wrote lap, crop, mountain, muffin, carrot. Damien and I said we figured it out. And I said... How dare you? So these are Selena's five favorites of this category.
Amanda, look into your heart. You know what this is.
Lap, crop, mountain, muffin, carrot. Selena's definitely being silly because some of these... We got a straight up silly goose situation on our hands.
Is it silly or is it real?
Some of them are silly.
What is Selena’s mysterious top-five word puzzle (lap, crop, mountain, muffin, carrot)?
It's clever. It can be clever and silly. Yeah.
I'm transported back to like middle school and high school, like right before a big test where it was like, No. No, no. I don't want to do this.
Can I ask off the top of your head? You're not guessing. What do these five words remind you of? Hiking. Hiking? Crop and lap? Muffin? Well, not those two. Shane, you did ask for an answer.
She gave her off the top of her head. Oh, my God. This is why I love Damien. Because he protects me from your crazy ass.
And this is why I love Amanda. She doesn't need protecting, but I'd like to support her. That's right. Yes, Shane.
Truly. Oh, no. So, what happened? What happens is I look at one word and I go, got it. Coffee, of course, mountain.
Muffin coffee. You know, my brain went to candy first. I was like, oh, what if it's candy mountain?
I think this is the problem.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
How do the hosts introduce the live.smosh.com bundle and guest Damien Haas?
0:00–3:26
2
What is Selena’s mysterious top-five word puzzle (lap, crop, mountain, muffin, carrot)?
3:26–39:22
3
How do they guess each other's Top 5 prompts and start the game?
39:22–49:31
4
Why do they discuss Barnes & Noble, bookstores and solo ramen booths (Ichiran)?
49:31–1:16:00