Sandy Honig Has Self Respect
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How do the hosts describe their audiences and early podcast banter?
Wave.
I was on like a, I feel like it was like a Tinder date or something with this guy who was fully bald, but not bald in a like way that was like in an intentional scary way. Yeah.
Okay. His baldness was political.
You're like friends and family to me, specifically and. Oh, Sandy. No, I love you.
Yeah.
I love you.
Are we recording?
Of course. Oh. Yeah, of course.
I would not have burped had I known.
You know our fans like that kind of stuff. You know that. We have a crude audience.
Okay, I'll... Okay. My audience... I shouldn't have asked for the sparkling water ahead of record what with everything going on with me.
Gonna make you belch, yeah. Yeah. My audience, just so you know, I know you're kind of familiar, but just to catch you up, my audience is mostly... Like... My cousins. Of course, lesbians, your cousins. We have learned over the course of the show a lot of Latina women, gay guys, but a very specific type of gay guys. These are gay guys that are mostly lesbians.
Got it.
These are gay guys that are one strong wind away from transitioning. These are gay guys that already have a they in the mix.
Mm-hmm.
We're going to get an amazing crossover because my fan base is basically guys that follow me into a parking garage after a show because they used to watch me on Adult Swim. Those are the guys I want to sleep with. Or guys that would see me on this short-lived Viceland talk show and they would see you on the screen and they go, I'm going to have sex with her. Yeah. They just kind of decide on their own. They decide.
Regardless of what she thinks about it.
I think I'm going to have sex with her.
I'm going to bang that hot.
And so they'd let me know.
Yeah. That's beautiful.
Yeah.
Did you ever sleep with any of them?
Of course not.
You have self-respect.
Well.
No worries.
Well.
Hello. Hello.
I didn't, but I don't have self-respect.
Yeah.
Two things can be true. I didn't sleep with those men, and I don't respect myself.
Who was it that said you can hold the two opposing forces in your mind at the same time? I know that quote. No, wait. It's that you can't.
Yeah, hello. Sorry. Sorry.
Who was it that said you can't? Losing it immediately. Right. No, if you hold two opposing thoughts in your mind at the same time, that's the definition of insanity, actually.
That's actually the definition of insanity. Another definition of insanity is doing the same thing and hoping for different results.
Yeah.
And I think it was Tim Allen who said that.
Yeah. Woody.
Woody. It was Tim Allen as Woody. Yeah. I believe, if I'm not mistaken, that was Tim Allen as Woody. Yeah. No, but in all seriousness, this was so much fun.
You're having fun already?
This was a great time.
This has been so fun.
This was an amazing episode. I love you to death. Yeah. Sandy, tell me what's going on with you for real. What is lighting you up right now?
Okay, well, what is lighting me up right now? Well, like I mentioned to you, off-cam, off-pod.
Yeah.
Drawing. I'm really into drawing with chalk pastels right now. Is that what you wanted me to say?
100%. Okay. My experience of this is that you said, I've gotten into drawing things. I realized because I went to museums in Vienna that I can just draw anything. It doesn't have to be remarkable for me to draw it. And then you said, I drew a banana that's really good. I want to let you know and be honest with you. In my head, I'm going... It can't be. It's just going to be a banana. It's not that special. That's genuinely where my head went. It's just a banana. It's not that special, but I'm going to support my friend through this moment. And then you showed me the banana, and I have to say, it's a remarkable banana.
Thank you so much. I'm like, I've never been so proud of something.
I was moved by banana.
Thank you.
I was genuinely moved by banana.
It was simply a banana because, okay, like I said, this is kind of my theory, but I get so in my head about making art and about doing stuff because I'm like, well, I, oh, it has to be like this brilliant idea and it has to be like this amazing thing and I'm not trained and all this stuff.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
How do the hosts describe their audiences and early podcast banter?
0:01–5:58
2
Why did creating art (a banana drawing) unlock confidence and drawing for Sandy?
5:58–14:03
3
What challenges did they face directing and reacting to an HBO comedy special first cut?
14:03–46:37
4
How did neighborhood group chats turn into practical neighbor support?
46:37–51:57
5
What happened when Taco Bell opened near Caleb and why did a cockroach change the plan?
51:57–58:58
6
How do Sandy and Caleb cope with mortality and fear of mass shootings?
58:58–1:15:33
7
What personal projects, boundaries and lifestyle habits does Sandy discuss at the end?
1:15:33–1:28:22