Aaron Branch Loves Being Alive

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So True with Caleb Hearon 1h 13m 2 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 8 days ago
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What’s the opening banter and how does the conversation start?

Bruno Satin 0:01
Wave.
Caleb Hearon 0:04
I go, how do you square this like very eastern kind of like karmic reincarnation belief that you have with like your belief in like a heaven and Jesus Christ and God? Yeah. And she like takes a sip of her beer and goes, I've never thought about that a day in my life
Unknown 0:25
What's up, dude? What up, dog? Good to see you. Good to see you too. How are you? I'm good. Yeah. Tell the truth.
Aaron Branch 0:32
Not do one with the truth. Well what you guys missed was I literally just said that I almost canceled. I I'm good. Yeah. I'm good. I'm s I I'm good. Okay. I'm good. What's going on? No, I just think that it's it's you know, everything is so good. Yeah. Which is great. Like a lot of cool opportunities are popping up. Yeah. Having fun in life. You told me you're living out of your car? Kind no. Yeah, yes. Yeah. Yes. Uh there's just some clothes and some dishware. No, everything is good. I so basically like I Well, first of all, this is gonna sound sad, so I'm gonna say this one first. My dad had a stroke, I found out. Damn, I'm sorry. It's okay. We have a weird relationship, but also like it's still a parent, so it's like you know what I mean?
Aaron Branch 1:13
Um These are like two things dads are obsessed with, by the way. Having a weird relationship with their kids and then having a stroke and then like you being like, Oh, I need to drop everything. Yeah. And like do something about it also. But he's he's doing fantastic, which is great. Um but then the second thing was is um like Basically it was my girlfriend's birthday last weekend and um we did like a staycation thing, which I feel like people don't do in LA. Maybe that's like an like a like a Midwest thing. It's very Midwest. Yeah. Yeah. In LA
Caleb Hearon 1:38
it's like let's go to OHA.
Aaron Branch 1:39
Yeah, exactly. So I was like, I wanna do a staycation. So we like got a really cool ho like hotel room, which like a bar with like a bunch of her friends. And then my roommate um facetimes me after we all leave the bar. And there is a man in my kitchen. wearing, which is kind of funny, my best friend's production company shirt. But he's wearing our clothes. What? Like socks from like head to toe with like a knife in his hand for protection. And it's just making food.

How does Aaron reveal his dad’s stroke and what emotions does it bring up?

Aaron Branch 2:12
Maybe
Caleb Hearon 2:12
the
Aaron Branch 2:13
knife was for the food. No. No, it was he was wielding. You would know by the FaceTime. It was like a very much like a FaceTime? Hold on. How are we
Caleb Hearon 2:19
seeing this guy?
Aaron Branch 2:20
So basically my roommate came home with a friend and a friend and they and so they get there and then uh he's like he was about to go in. Then thank God she was there. Yeah. Because she was like, Don't do that. He for whatever reason in his mind thought that was me. Yeah. I don't know. Well it's the clothes and the being in the house, probably. Exactly. Like, why would you assume it'd be anyone else? And so uh but she stopped. She was like, We shouldn't go in.
Unknown 2:47
Yeah.
Aaron Branch 2:47
And then he looks and I guess I guess the guy looked over and was like, What are you gonna do? Well,
Caleb Hearon 2:53
uh if
Aaron Branch 2:53
you have
Caleb Hearon 2:53
a knife, not much,
Aaron Branch 2:54
brother. Yeah, and then just went right back to making his mac and cheese. Which to be fair, that could be what the knife was for.
Caleb Hearon 3:00
But I don't see it. Wait, so who what did we find out? So your roommate doesn't go in.
Aaron Branch 3:06
Yes, my roommate doesn't go in. He FaceTimes me from like a side window in which I get to see what's happening in real time. It's kinda like looking over and like making food at the same time. It w i it was a lot. So I end up leaving the staycation. Left my girlfriend there and I felt really bad about that. But I left the staycation. I go home. And then all the cops had just arrived, like right when I get there. Good. And so surely they'll make it all better. Yeah. And so they did kind no, they didn't actually. If I'm being honest with you, 100%. They were super nice, but they they basically arrested the man and then we had to go in. This guy trashed our place. Like, and he like left like a bunch of stuff. Like there's like a nasty like cheetah blanket with like a bunch of hair on it.
Aaron Branch 3:45
Like on my bed, his underwear was everywhere. Uh he was in fact having a staycation himself. He was chilling. Yeah. Yeah. He was definitely.

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