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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Me and Ryan have been officially welcomed to the jungle that is Barstool Sports.
I brought it towards the Coyotes and I asked them if it was okay if I joined the Spit Chicklets podcast full time. Ryan Whitney, you got a pink Whitney out there now.
Get that on camera. It's a full time member. Marley just got an assist from Chris B. Whoa, we're buzzing right now. Honk. No song needed because we are buzzing right now like Jens just said at the end of that intro. Pinky's Up, episode 652 of the Spittin' Chicklets podcast. What the hell did we just watch, boys? Cardiac canes. I'm telling you, the comeback canes, the domination from Vegas, but...
First off, I got to mention Pink Whitney. I know it's quick. Pinky's up. I'm sorry, guys. I know the two games. They're unbelievable. Pinky's up. I got one picture of one Caniac crushing. It was a quick video, actually, just crushing a Pink Whitney nip right before he walked into the arena. So shout out that guy. Shout out anyone out there having some Pink Whitney.
And truly shout out anyone who's on with us live right now. We decided, hey. We're dropping Thursday. We're usually at 11 a.m. We got to wait till after this game. We got to talk.
No brainer.
No brainer. No brainer. And holy shit, do we have a lot to talk about. Now, I'll tell you this. Let me just rant for a quick second. I hated the entire world towards the end of the second period. All I wanted was a good cup final. Like, I don't like Vegas. I don't want Vegas to win. I respect the hell out of Vegas. I can admit the team is absolutely incredible.
But they were ruining the cup final. Yeah, they were. They were making the Carolina Hurricanes at times look like the way the Hurricanes made the Canadians look. And we're going into game two. They're up 2-0. How are they going to blow a 2-0 lead? You can't even get a fucking shot on goal.
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Chapter 2: How does Vegas dominate Carolina in the Finals?
And now it's tied up. But we could be heading towards a masterpiece of a final, bitch. Now, also quickly, sorry. I put out on Twitter, I said, did we just witness the greatest games one and two of a Stanley Cup final?
And I got to admit, a little embarrassed, last year, if you remember last year, Edmonton's down 3-1, game one, they end up winning, and then Marchand scores after Perry ties it up with 10 seconds left. So we had a little recency bias, but either way, the last two years, games one and two, hockey is on a heater. Biz, go ahead, sorry.
Oh, don't be sorry at all, buddy. I mean, like, look at look at the viewership. I mean, it's the fact that it's doing this again. And like we talk about Carolina, maybe sometimes being a low scoring team will all of a sudden they got eight goals through the first two games. So it's high flying offense. We got the flip plays on both sides of the ice going down.
Carolina's fucking power play the dog shit power play. finally came alive. And like you said, Whit, I'm just happy that we're watching amazing hockey right now. There was a little bit of nonsense online, like, oh, who's going to be watching this final? Carolina versus Vegas. Who cares? Who cares? You got some of the best storylines in the NHL going right now.
You got Mitch Marner going for a Conn Smythe and a Stanley Cup his first year removed from being a Toronto Maple Leaf. And we got... Yanzi's itchy for Mitchie, you know, who's not itchy right now, who's got the Benadrona system. Bloody. Is Bloody, who's now went dead silent on the group chat.
Him going silent is so Bush League. Like, own it. Bloody, just come out and say we're on to game three, but you can't go silent. And I know he's watching right now. I'm looking at you, you redheaded blut man. I love you to death, but you need to say something. Wow. Speak.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Dylan Larkin's trade request?
Well, he speaks all the time when my team loses.
I know, but to his defense. So there was two days in a row where there was no hockey talk on Wake Up Barstool. Is that really true? That's true. And Bloody went off on it. And now Bloody's going to be on it tomorrow morning. And I'm actually waking up at 5 a.m. here to go on tomorrow. But let's get talking about Game 2 before we go back to Game 1.
Obviously, a few pivotal moments in this game that ended up getting Carolina back in it.
mcnabb taking a puck to the face boys that is a significant significant loss for the vegas gold knights well not only did last game did he have three apples this is one of the nhl's premier shot blockers this is an original misfit this is a guy who does not allow you to get to the house area in front of his own goalie where maybe stan coven coming on that wraparound
I don't know if he gets to where he got to if he's the net front guy there. So he helps out their penalty kill drastically in which he wasn't around for where finally the levy broke for Vegas where they allowed two power play goals, one in the third and one in overtime. So that is a significant, significant loss. So all of a sudden they weren't playing... How do I pronounce his last name?
Coughlin? Coughlin. Coughlin, excuse me. He wasn't playing a lot...
when when mcdad went down so basically you're down to 4d and then yans you kind of mentioned it looked like hannifin was fighting it a little bit maybe he's battling injury as well if that's the case all of a sudden a little bit of depletion on this unbelievable vegas back end which as i said before the levy broke a little bit like they were able to come back in this game i believe because of those reasons and the fact that they were a little limited on the back end
Yeah, especially the way that Carolina plays. To have 4-D, you can't survive. Never mind going into an overtime game. I think Noah was getting double-shifted. He was out there for two minutes before they scored, and then he's right back out there. So there's no time to rest for these guys. It's tough, tough break for McNabb.
You hate seeing that, especially with that dentist in Carolina that told me that I was going to have to go behind the shed when I lost all my teeth. Didn't miss a game, though. No, no, I ended up coming back.
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Chapter 4: How do injuries impact the Stanley Cup Finals?
And other teams' fan bases that have played them, I think they've been screaming, send a guy, send a guy. And obviously Vegas has kind of figured this out. And boom, Howland's gone. And that was the exact way to beat their pressure, that first goal. It was like just high flip, create a one-on-one battle, and you never know what happens. I'll grab a guy's stick. The ref won't see it.
I'll get a breakaway, and I'll get my 12th. That tied his regular season total. Little did we know he'd get another one.
so i mean so basically 50 minutes through this game i was having the same feelings as you guys i'm like this is going to be a sweep of the series kane's power play was shit um yeah they they started out great in both games like i thought this game they started out great yeah they had the shot volume going i think vegas might have had what two shots in the first period
They had nothing really going towards the net other than that grade A that Howden created. And then all of a sudden, second period, and then halfway through the third, you're like, they got the Anaconda chokehold. They got nothing going. But finally, that second line that we've seen come to life so many times throughout this playoff run, Stankhoven rounds that net and gets that lucky bounce.
And then, boom, it really felt at that point, the whole game shifted right there.
Big time. Now, the question is, and you saw Torts over with Anderson on the bench after the Stan Colvin call.
He was not happy. Why not go strong side?
And I don't blame him because they win the draw. It's exactly what you need. And I would love to know. That's when you do anything for full mic'd up ability. Well, I can read lips.
What do you need to know?
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Dylan Larkin's trade request?
We could just call a guy we don't even know eight games to go and then just run through the whole league.
Darren McCarty's behind the bench. He's ripping the bong, drawing up power plays. What about Scotty Bowman? Imagine they pull him out of retirement.
Makes sense. That'd be a lot of days in between Stanley Cup finals.
Cool. We got a little bit of house cleaning. So we are actually going to Boston. We will not be attending games three and four. I would go to six in Vegas if it gets there and if Vegas has a chance to close out. I don't know about you guys, but we're going to be doing a live stream for game four in Boston. That's going to be Tuesday. And then we got a bagger plan. Should we say who?
No, no, make them wait because they're so mad that Gruden and Patty Maroon and McDonough isn't out yet. We just got to keep them mad. So they're watching angry. You know, you're watching something angry.
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Chapter 6: What are the key takeaways from the Norris Trophy discussion?
You're fucking chewing on nails. I'm finally getting another bagger. Who are those next guys?
When is the Gruden one coming out?
I thought it was during the finals. I don't know.
Wednesday, boys. Comes out Wednesday next week. The one that we play in Boston will come out next playoff.
No, it's the next time the Bruins are in the cup finals.
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Chapter 7: What are the latest updates on the Oilers' trade rumors?
Could be like 2038 for all of you. But before we get to anything else, I do just a couple quick ads here, boys. Okay. A couple quick ads here, okay? Let me just do my thing. Sure. Roll back. Listen up, playoffs are here, the cup finals are here, the weather's turning. Today was 90 actually here and Roback just dropped some new heat you need to know about. Let's get into it.
Chapter 8: How does player empowerment affect the NHL landscape?
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Can I give Roback a quick double-lister, though? Yes. They're golf shirts. You can have them for years and years and years. You wash them, and then you throw them in the dryer, and then you don't have to iron them. They're perfect every time.
My flower shirt, it's more colorful than the first time I wore it.
Another thing, too, is their shorts. I got a couple pairs of their gym shorts.
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Basically, rollback gear is as solid as my vocabulary was in that ad read.
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