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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Me and Ryan have been officially welcomed to the jungle that is Barstool Sports.
I brought it towards the Coyotes, and I asked them if it was okay if I joined the Spit Chicklets podcast full-time.
Ryan Whitney's got a pink Whitney out there now.
This is a sandbagger.
Get that on camera. It's a full-time member. Marley just got an assist from Chris Bates. Whoa, we're buzzing right now. Sunk. What is up, folks? Welcome to episode 653 of this podcast. I don't know where and why Biz is doing that. I'm on the casting couch. Pinky's up. We're all in Boston together. A little cup final trip to a city that there is no cup final going on in, but we're making content.
Pinky's up. That's actually being generous to him. Vance was in the airport and just saw a kid staring at him, hungover, leaving Lauderdale on a bachelor party, staring at him with game face with a one pinky up. He sent us the picture. Shout out that kid. I believe he drank it all weekend, he told you. And shout out to everyone in Carolina and Vegas who are crushing Pink Whitney watching.
Boys, don't chirp me, and I don't think you're allowed to. The greatest Stanley Cup final I can ever remember through three.
Maybe a little bit of recency bias, but this is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable. Game one and two, yes, similar incredible games, but it wasn't like that in game three, Edmonton, Florida. And I'll tell you right now, we're witnessing history game after game after game, and I can't believe it. And my favorite part personally is the city of Toronto.
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Chapter 2: How does the Stanley Cup final performance impact player morale?
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Absolutely.
A little downward dog in our living room.
Can't do that, though, anymore. I got a question. What would the live line have been on DraftKings? It was 70 to 1. I saw plus 8,000 somebody posted.
I saw 7,000 when it was 4-0, and they locked Vegas. You couldn't even take Vegas. There's no chance, and... In the second period, I said, wow, like Carolina had no business winning game two. You know, you're down to nothing to this team under 10 minutes to go. It's over. They come back. They win it on the torch challenge. We went over that. It was great doing that last show after the game.
I said, this kind of sucks. And this kind of proves is Vegas. Just. way better than them because this is a complete drumming. It's 6-0, basically. Now, they weren't goals, and they were perfectly reviewed. It was offsides. Offsides review, I can't stand, but that's the rule. It was offsides. The second one, I couldn't believe Anderson didn't get taken out of the game. Oh, I know.
My dad was with me. He's like, Barbashev, I think he could have broke his neck.
Any other year, like, there was contact in years past where he would have been out of the game far less. So, shout out to him for staying in there. That's one of those ones, though, I think someone texted in the group chat, like, you wake up the next day and you got, like, the neck brace on because it's so stiff, right? Yeah.
And we ended up seeing it in a goalie anyways. But... All of a sudden, the third period starts. I don't know what Vegas was like. I don't I don't want to give Caroline all the credit because they played phenomenal. But Vegas, even towards said he was second period's best period of our playoff third period. I don't know what we were doing. Is that an example of them being like this thing's done?
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Chapter 3: What are the key takeaways from the latest playoff games?
We saw two goals taken off the board. We saw two own goals, including the double overtime winner. But in the third period, I don't really know what happened. I was on wake-up call.
Neither do I. I was scrubbing my nuts.
I was on wake-up call today, and Portnoy said, he's like, could you even score three goals in 39 seconds if it was five on just a goalie? Think about it.
yeah how how i feel like we used to do that as a drill sometimes and you had trouble scoring three on oh yeah yeah and they got i i don't get how it happened i don't understand like where it went for vegas like they were trying to get too cute like stone had like a half break we took a slap shot and what was the play the backdoor play uh smith to vfm like they would just in the history of the cup final they were just getting too cute and it's like you gotta step on this is the
This is one of the conversations at dinner with Dorothea, literally going like, what the fuck, bro?
Speaking of DraftKings, it screwed up our DraftKings parlay. We're two for three in the finals on them, boys. We're crushing it. And then all he had to do was slide it over to him, and we would have cashed another plus nine.
It's hard if people weren't dialed in, dialed in, watching. They're probably like, what are you talking about? I believe it was a 4-3 game at the time, and Cole Smith got an opportunity where he just literally had to slide it over to Dorothea. Five feet. For the biggest empty net goal you've ever seen. Dorofeev's not going to miss that. And he elected to shoot it. On the ice.
And I think Cole Smith might have set a record for hits.
Yeah. Like we're not taking it away from you. He's doing his job. Straight line.
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Chapter 4: How does the crowd atmosphere differ between arenas?
And Eichel can carry Dorothea van Barthel.
Yeah, but sometimes the coaches I've noticed are doing it more as a reboot. Like Carolina's done it a few times.
Carolina's been in a blender the whole series.
Yeah, they have, but sometimes they'll do it and then go right back to it after like two, three shifts, right? So I don't know. Maybe sometimes it's just like a little wake-up call, and then you put it – And or maybe it's a coaching tactic to throw off the other team a little bit, like where like they're kind of like, oh, what's going on over there?
And the next thing you know, they're right back to normal. So, hey, something it obviously worked because second period they came out with their dicks out with the what's what's the dick pill we use now?
uh rugia in puerto rico never forget that one so what do you okay oh yeah okay you brought you brought it uh we're gonna move on to period two so you brought the old it starts off hurdle gets another one eichel with an incredible pass now marner had the second assist on that didn't really notice it but fine yeah fine Marner started his night off.
He's a Whitney assist, as some people may call it. And Eichel finds Hurdle. I don't know if you look back at what Chatfield was doing. Chatfield looked like he was covering the half-ball guy on the opposite side. I don't really understand. Now, granted, they have a great PK. Hurdle's wide open, buries it. Then the Marner show begins. The first one, I felt bad for Sean Walker.
That's the play, right? You see a puck going through the crease, you just boom, and all of a sudden you tip it. Is Anderson supposed to get that? Is that a crazy comment? Yeah, I think so, but some people may say, I don't know, it went post and in. It went post and in.
I think everything...
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Chapter 5: What mental challenges do players face during trade negotiations?
Exactly. Full no moves like that or 25. No, like that's crazy to me. This goes back. I think a year ago when Larkin said, you know, I was, we were disappointed at the deadline and like, Now, not that it became a problem with, with Iserman, but it's in your own head. Now you've, you've already started the seeds of something growing in your own head, man.
If we don't make it next year, how many years can I stay? I'm 30 years old.
Right.
You know, like you get to this point and you know, I mean, that's a, that's a pretty short list.
Chapter 6: How does the dynamics of player trades impact team strategy?
There's also, there's, that's also the possibility that Iserman might go, yeah, you know what? There's nobody there. Like he's not giving Dylan Larkin away.
And so if I, so what happens from a player standpoint, do you not go to camp? Do you like, what's, what's the, what does he do?
Can you call the bluff?
That's yeah. You're, you're stuck now, right? Like you're, but if you sit, do you think the GM is going to try and move it along or if he's going to let you starve there for a couple of months, but it's like, it hurts him too.
So it's like who blinks it's so weird, but it'll also depend.
It'll also depend. What if he can't get like, we start seeing these names thrown around, you know, Minnesota is going to be, it's going to be straddling you're off.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of no-move clauses in the NHL?
And I don't know whoever else is in that deal. What if Iserman's like, yeah, I don't want those guys. I want this guy. What if they can't get the deal done? I don't know Florida's system well enough, but who would they possibly put in that deal? In my mind, right away, the first guy is Anton Lundell. Has to be in it because you got to have some centerman going back.
But I don't know, do they have any young prospects? Because they've traded for the now all the time.
And then by trading Lundell, it's like, no, no, no, we want to add him and still have Lundell to try to win next year. So they have the ninth overall pick, but then Iserman's like, I don't need another pick.
He's been building for 10 years. The only way that ninth pick works for, in my mind, the only way that ninth pick works for Iserman is if he gets it and he's already got a trade for somebody for that ninth pick.
Chapter 8: How do recent trades affect the NHL landscape?
Like, you know, that pic just kind of drives through Detroit. But it is a... That was a stunning thing to read the other day because...
i mean his whole career right he's he's detroit detroit detroit and now now they got to figure something else out but that's what i look at it more is like the marnus situation where he grew up there he's that's been he's only been in michigan his whole life pretty much and he might be seeing outside that we don't know about where you know you know how good uh detroit was for so long and then haven't made the playoffs there for a while so maybe he's just sick and tired and needs a refresh and
maybe there was a better way to go about it. I don't know. And then demanding a trade and then given three.
Yeah. So the one, I guess the one question I have to you is like, are you worried about it turning in too much like the NBA? And this is no slight on Larkin. I love Larkin's game. I actually hope, I hope he ends up in Minnesota. Cause I think they need them the most, but like, where do you lie on like, what type of player deserves to be like, I want to get traded.
Like, do you feel like Larkin has delivered enough himself to be able to ask for that out of Detroit? Like you, you get what I'm saying, right?
Yeah. Yeah. I, but I don't think there's, I don't, I don't think there's, well, maybe there is a baseline, but there's going to be guys that might think, oh yeah, I'm going to go ask to be traded and the manager is going to go beat it. Like, no, I'll trade you when I trade you, but I can't just give players away.
I would assume there's more discussions that happen around this stuff than we would know, like where the agent and the manager are talking. So maybe they were getting nowhere in Detroit, and finally Larkin said, okay, I need to take it to the next step. Wow, okay. How would it not be? He would have gone to Iserman first.
Yeah, well, your buddy Dreg said this has been longer than people realize. This has been going on a little bit. Now... Do you think it's beyond the reason, or do you think it's possible that all the GMs could kind of get together and be like, none of us can give out no moves? Like, that's the only way.
If everyone refuses them, but then there's the one guy who says, I need to sign this player, and I ain't getting him without one.
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